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Talk:The Merchant of Venice

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  • Did you even read the book you uneducated swine? oddguy 16:22, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
Problem, shylock? —  VX  04:58, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
  • You offend your lungs to speak thus. oddguy 05:00, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
Nay, 'tis thine own lungs that shalt know the offending and bitter air of defeat, knave. —  VX  05:26, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
  • In a false quarrel there is no true valor. --ImperialGuard 06:14, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
  • O Father Abram, what these Christians are, whose own hard dealings teaches them suspect the thoughts of others. oddguy 06:45, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Madman, thou errest. I say, there is no darkness but ignorance, in which thou art more puzzled than the Egyptians in their fog. --ImperialGuard 07:23, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
   
 
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—W. Somerset Maugham

I prefer to speak in my own Middle English. Ahem.
Thou canst not impugn honor which doth not exist. Blackguards. —  VX  22:34, 31 May 2015 (EDT)
  • I have saved that quote for future use. Bravo VX, that is an awesome quote. --ImperialGuard 04:37, 1 June 2015 (EDT)