Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/July 16, 2012

Penis Pump

Penis Pump (Penis Pump 4 Life) was established last Thursday as one of the world's elite secret societies. Founders synth & pheco looked to pave the way for a new generation of trolls to come, which led them to preaching the holy doctrine of the almighty Pump throughout the industrious country of India, where Penis Pump headquarters now stands in Mumbai. During this time, over nine thousand people flocked to the streets in pursuit of the two mighty warriors who had brought joy and lulz to their country, and by the power of the lulz, they united themselves as one into the legion of mass terror known as Penis Pump, codename PP4L. It is well known that pumpers have no life.

Today, the radical Penis Pump warriors exist as merciless internet superheroes who have chosen the path of the lulz, and thus have chosen to dedicate their lives to the important cause of spreading lulz, G.R.I.D.S., anti-Israeli 9/11 conspiracies, and other serious business throughout the intarwebs. They also troll and crapflood every website, forum, and IRC chatroom that refuses to accept that the only true way to salvation is through the ancient art of pumping. Each pumper plays a specific role in this quest.

Pumpers are known to place a very high social status on shemales. Most of the pumpers believe that shemales are holy in one aspect or another, and because of this, the pumpers are known to worship shemales. When a known shemale enters the channel, they are automatically met well and given operator status, along with various other virtual presents. Any pumper who is dating a shemale is the envy of the entire channel, no exceptions. It is believed by some that the trolling tactics and lulzy demeanor of the pumpers is a direct result of shemale envy.

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