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Colby James/MBFW Biography

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Colby Charles 'Thomas' (Jesse) (Mordecai) "Cyborg" James. Is a real life man who writes the Mighty B! books and he is very, very Autisic. and the most funnyst man in New Zealand (LOL jk). but he is a jerk ass Incompetent Bastard pretty cool guy and really bad pornography artist known as Trooper201. However, he got blocked because he traced images and now he whines about it. His interests are girls, being a movie start to star as his fan made character Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario A.K.A James. He is so interested in girls he made a fan character just so he could draw images of them having sex and even draws images of him having sex with cartoons.

Early Life

Colby was born in 1996 on Febuary 29th a leap year that does not happen a lot but only 4 years. His fammily are his Father. Steven (David) James. and his mother Karen (Elizabeth) James. and his brother Brooklyn James. the name was british and was very popular.

One time in Hammer Springs on Holiday when it was 1999 his family soon found out he was autistic and caused a behaviour a habbit that caused his problem.

Colby started Cotsworld from 2001 until 2006 when his fammily moved to Prebbelton where he went to Ladbrooks School in 2007 but behaviours came where he couldn`t stop it. He was very trouble. he used to hide and run off a lot where he would not do his work. He in his primery School years didn`t know of youtube was prohibtied in Schools. this was because of bad things. He went through his years from 2007 until December of 2009 where he left to high school.

A strike with his show.

Colby got an obsession with the Mighty B! Series and was very fond of it. however in 2010 his brother didn`t want him to watch it but this made him fight with him until his mother told him to leave the room Colby grew a dislike on St Partricks Day he called Happy F*****g Partricks Day lossers.

Hagley High School and Stalking Kytten.

He was put into 10BD with his teacher Mr Budd at Hagley and there he got bullied and they called him names like for example made fun of his middle name, (Thomas) from a train show which made him want to kill a boy by the name of Dillon Morgon. Also there he had a big crush on Kytten a girl whom he was attracted to. she didn`t feel the same way for him and he only liked her because of the singing she did. but he still kept annoying her and made her upset. Colby just couldn`t make a friend with Kytten and still things weren`t quite right at that school so Colby felt cheated one day on a Friday he got mad with her and nearly killed her but he smashed a toilet seat, then had to go to an Office. Colby`s life was miserable. Later one day he apoligised to Kytten but unawear he was being cheated by her. Later before she left to Unlimited High School. All Colby ever wanted was a big hug from Kytten which she gave to him on her last day and in the end he said good by to her.

He also had a hatred over the man Steave Prattley who was very annoying and his main arch nemesis was Dillon Morgan whom later when writing a book called Alpha India 2 his sequel is killed by Dylan Stewart and his ripped torn apart by the soldiers because is a rapist killer. A bad year and a very hard time and return of his show. Edit

Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and called him Mr Mudkip. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife. But later his mother was not impressed.

But he soon got back his show and turned him good again which was all he ever wanted Mighty B! again. he watched his show which he likes. and was very fond but when the last episode of season 2 came and said The End he was shocked, This made him want to make the new Mighty B! Season 3. Hilmorton and Revenge on Krista.Edit

Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama, so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,

2013

Colby has tried to go through a hard life and stress, but he now goes not to school since now he is 17 years old, he goes now to CPIT in Christchurch, but only Wednesday's and Thursday only, and the only time is from 8:00 until 12:00 in the afternoon, but sadly as Emma Grey tried to help him he later turned to his rival as he disliked her one day when he didn't get to read a book, Colby however still writes his Mighty B! Books and is the best man, although one day he is planning to be a movie star and go to Hollywood, also he has now got a new girl whom he likes, Stacey Hoolahan who likes him back and returns his feelings, but sadly his girlfriend went full time at CPIT, and this angered and enraged Colby to get revenge and blame his tutor teacher Debbie who had been putting him on hard times over the year when he had few bans on days as such he had been saying sick words,

Unlucky 2014 for Colby

Sadly Colby at the end of 2013 didn't get to see the fireworks as his rival or former friend Emma Grey had been in his way he was not allowed to see them, but things were not going quite well and one day the start of the year at CPIT, he was crying over his girlfriend that moved full time, Colby complained he wanted to be a full time student, but unfortunately what his parents tried to warn of him, Colby didn't listen, (maybe perhaps he wasn't or was not on his resperidone tablets by that time that could have calmed him down) however Colby tried to plead Debbie to go full time when he is done part time, but she said he cannot because he didn't have the work to do so, but this enraged Colby and he started to kick a table over, then he nearly threatened Debbie with a chair and almost killed her with it, Colby ran away from the cafeteria and ran to the car park, Colby was found by his Teacher Aid and the Owner of CPIT, both Barbra, and Carol his teacher aid, who told him why he was so stressed and he felt angry, they understood this that Debbie was incompetent but couldn't send her away since only the Principle can send her away, Colby angered by this had to leave for now if they could find somebody to help him, which failed later and one day on his facebook account he spammed CPIT's Facebook site which cased him not to go anymore due to threatening behavior, but they later found the problems in Colby's brain, that maybe he wasn't on resperidone at the time, (as of now this year Colby suggests he should have taken them and could have behaved in the first place without causing him to say sick words) sadly unfortunately Colby had issues, hard times came and on Facebook on Around and About a train site of heritage they banned him for copyright's of peoples property images, and also for threatening the owner of the site stating that his favorite engines, Dbr's, Dc's and Dft's would be scrapped, that angered Colby, on this site later had issues with ColbyJames2, but later had to delete sex talk on Kappus's page because that was the cause,

Sadly on November 16th Sunday saw a dark day for Colby, and sadly an old woman from Hagley learnt of Colby at Rowley Ave of his history, that on Youtube he was looking at YTP or Youtube Poops, even such he liked WTLnetwork and Keeper of Beans, and as such Baiocoislandfilms and many others, but it was sadly found he was looking at YTP's that said disgusting works, like sick talk, and also found out Colby was on Arby 'n' Chief, a bad series of two plastic figures playing Xbox 360 with Halo games, Colby suggested not to return to his course Rowley Ave because if he went back their could cause more trouble since it wasn't going very well for him, his parents well his mother felt upset and cross, his father understood but told Colby what was not expectable and that he wasn't impressed by his actions their, Colby was just afraid that Richard his Teacher wouldn't forgive him for this, why he didn't want to go back, Colby has been throughout stress in his life, but that year he wrote a story not a Mighty B! book and yet to be published 'Alpha India' a Commando story about Commando's landing in Indonesia to kill a War Lord,

Today

Not much has happened but Colby is trying to recover since Rule 34 staff have found he was copyrighting peoples' artwork, Colby is however feeling stressed on that, he suggests that it was wrong to do, but plans to try and not do it in future when he learns not ok to do so, feeling bad on Rule34 for what has happened he wants to reupload them but is afraid he will have them deleted again, he also is writing a sequel to Alpha India, later however it was found out that Colby has learned that Stacey Hoolahan is now dating Chris Fairclough and now realizes that he is no longer in a relationship now with Stacey, also while around 2015 he is reunited with his CPIT friend John Smithies for the second time in many years but explained why in the past he was angry over at his tutor,

Likes

   Nicholas Beaver (Best Friend)
   Angus McGregor (Best Friend)
   William Daniell (Best Friend)
   Oliver Hammpson (Best Friend)
   Youtube (account known as 'Colby James' same name.
   Rule34 (known as Trooper201)
   Ghostboy2 (favorite user and friend)
   Haha62/Redhand62INK (favorite artist and friend because he takes his request and likes his work on Mighty B!)
   Mighty B! (favorite show wants a third season that never been completed)
   EuroTrish (loves her but even doesn't exist in real life but wants a girl like her who is Danish)
   Millie Millerson (his favorite character in the show)
   Turtles (Favorite animals mainly because of one in the show he likes)
   Graff (also Favorite animals)
   Railway History
   Trains
   New Zealand Railways
   Being a Movie Star
   Going to Hollywood (Interest)
   Wants to be like Clint Eastward
   likes Dolph Lundgren (because he is his favorite action actor)
   Wants to be a Action Actor
   Wants to be in war films the hero
   Wants to star in a real life Ed Edd 'n' Eddy film as "Double D"
   Wants to have fame
   Wants to be number 1 in Hollywood
   Wants to have a nice girlfriend who doesn't sound bitchy or fast talker but wants a nice gentle kind soft girl like Millie on Mighty B! or EuroTrish in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,
   Stacey Hoolahan (former love interest now dating Chris Fairclough but still considers her friend and is not jealous over it.)
   Doesn't mind if his former love interest has a new boyfriend
   Being Book Writer
   The Dirty Dozen series,
   Halo (wants to be an actor to the Halo movies if in the games)
   Star Wars The Clone Wars series
   007 James Bond (wants to be a henchman in Bond)
   Wishes he has a Danish girlfriend
   Joshua Smithies (Best friend)
   Sam Connibear (Best friend)
   Jared De Jux (Friend and companion because he acts like the Doctor)
   Ethan Johnson (Friend and was his henchman both where school bullies to only attack Krista, not anyone else)
   Brydan Cooper (Best Friend)
   George Bluck (Best Friend)
   Nicholas Hanson (Friend)
   Holiday Program (loves it because he wishes he could be a staff member but clams it isn't possible)
   Youtube Poops
   WTLNetwork
   BaiocoIslandFilms (favorite Youtube Pooper)
   EmperorLemon (favorite Youtube pooper)
   Laughs at Youtube Poops)
   Twitter
   Facebook
   Gmail
   Postman Pat (known as in YTP's Patman Post which he laughs to)
   Vintage Machines like Traction Engines or Trains or Cars and Boats and Trams,
   RMS Queen Mary (ship)
   Working if he wants to prove himself
   Harry Potter
   The Wild Geese (a Mercenary Film)
   Richard Burton (Actor sometimes but doesn't like him in "Where Eagles Dare" only admires if he could have been a great James Bond actor)
   Lord of the Rings
   The Hobbit
   you name it 

Dislikes

   His Brother but has to get used to him
   His family but has to get used to that
   Staff of Rule34 (because they betrayed him by deleting his art)
   Traffik (Main Rival because he was responsible for reporting images)
   Decanter (Rival)
   Speedy05 (Rival because he told him what he should do with Millie when he didn't want to)
   ColbyJames2 (Rival)
   Tornado60163 (youtube user now terminated)
   Kytten (betrayed girlfriend that got him arrested to the police for stalking)
   Krista Dawson (Main rival and arch nemesis who wanted to f*** her behind and ass and wanted to rape and murder her by tricking to thinking he loved her as a fake so he could get revenge for kicking him out of Drama Class at Hilmorton,
   Lucy Owens (once at CPIT who became a bitch)
   RobotSpacePenguin (Jerk because he told the F*** truth about Colby and not taking request why he hated him more)
   Viacom (annoying to youtube because it catches people for copyrights and doing YTP's as WTL fell victim to it and it stops anyone from doing Nickelodeon to make YTP's as a result it is a F*** pain in the ass)
   Hilmorton High
   Rowley Ave Course House (hates it because of his betrayal after a woman caught him on YTP and other things)
   Where Eagles Dare (Worse Film because it was a shit film and hated the scene where two guys where killed on a Cable Car that Colby didn't get the story, that is why Colby wants to direct and make it a remake and better film in future how the writer should have done it)
   Richard Burton (sometimes only film "Where Eagles Dare" is when he hates his role for the cable car scene)
   Engines (being Scrapped not a single example being saved which angers Colby, that he could be a train robber in South Africa)
   Feeling Enraged, (when he is angry when a bitchy lady or such upsets him)
   Debby (his tutor at CPIT because she was Incompetent and didn't agree to let Colby go full time)
   Emma Grey (Rival)
   Adolf Hitler (because he was racist to everyone's race like people with Disability's)
   Nazi's
   Drew Pickles
   Rolf Harris
   Mohammed Emwazi "Jihadi John" (Main arch nemesis and enemy he dislikes him for the killing of James Foley, Steven Sotloff, David Haines. Alan Henning, Peter Kassig, Haruna Yukawa and Kenji Goto as well, wishes he could kill the man by sending a commando force like the movie "Expendables" and he would lead the assault and murder "Jihadi John" as a result he would stab him 20 times for the deaths of these seven men, including a 26 year old man,
   Isis (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant) 

Trivia

   Colby James was born in Otago,
   Colby has a British accent,
   Colby was born in Dunedin,
   Colby's middle name it Thomas,
   His nicknames are mainly "Mordecai" "Kai" or as known "Bushboy" or "Cyborg".
   He has had fake girlfriends Kytten and Krista, although they never returned his feelings because they didn't feel the same, however the problem was as concerned could be because he is shy and scared, this is why he has a problem with being their friends first and making it quick, so no one has yet found and liked him, but he does have only best friends which are only boys, in lower place.
   Colby used to have a like to Stacey until Chris took over her but still means he is not jealous and understands that and she might have found Chris to be handsome,
The Man, the Myth, the Autist

Colby Jesse Thomas Charles Mordecai Rigby "Cyborg" James


The Complete Works of Colby James

Alpha IndiaBunny Date!Kappus TL;DRio


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