Gamaliel

Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob Gamaliel Fernandez (more like GamiLOL, Simpaliel, or GamiLEEL (not to be confused with Galileel)) has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.

Gamaliel is a male gender traitor who thinks with his penis, not his brain, making him easily manipulable by women. He is quite possibly among the greatest white knight simps of Wikipedia. He steadily stepped in to defend his "wonderful" wimminz who "can't possibly be wrong", to earn good-boy points. "How dare you say something bad about my wonderwomen?", he thought whenever someone criticized the behaviour of something "as beautiful as a woman". Whenever someone loses a mean word about his princess, he cries hwaahsment. Of course, he did this hoping to bang his goddess Zoe Quim, or failing that, then at least his arbitrator colleagues Molly White or Emily Temple-Wood, but it never worked out.

“	I wrote the book of love. Really.	„

And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. [1] It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would protect him. Right from the first archive of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

• Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker John McAdams, despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like Michael Savage, or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
• Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt SlimVirgin and tinyfuck Chip Berlet in disputes over Lyndon LaRouche, Fletcher Prouty (archive), and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to Daniel Brandt over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
• Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/ crackpot Scott Goethean Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's in love, with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie Ken Wilber. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
• Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. [3][4] [5] Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the "general sanctions" page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with. (GamalielGate?)
• EXTREME Lulzy: Rob ran for Arbcom in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and won by a hair. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the ugliest arbitrations in history. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
• Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:

“	"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)"	„

• He contacted the employer of Wikipedia critic David Auerbach trying to get him fired. At the same time he is quick to cry hawaaaahssment when he or one of his wonderwimminz he simps for is called out.

• Last Thursday, Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a humiliating ArbCom case which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

Gamaliel also tries to destroy things that don't exist. From his user page:

This user is here to destroy your patriarchy.

Gamaliel enslaves himself for his wimminz. He thinks sex is just around the corner, but wimminz laugh at him while manipulating him through artificial scarcity. Gamaliel is like the donkey running after the carrot attached to a stick.