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Indumnesia☪, also known as Arabia lite,Sinophobes, Shore Nigger country, Mainland Asia's shit, I can't believe it's not Azns, and Komododragonsexstan is a third world shit pit of an archipelago populated by hordes and hordes of stupid shore niggers that were once ruled over by the Dutch. Indonesians, being the retards they are with evolution far less than even an orangutan, routinely fuck up their country by burning vast chunks of rainforest and causing haze which kills them, destroying private property and eating normal human beings alive. These morons don't even know that if it weren't for the human race, they would still be running around naked in the jungles and being eaten alive by tigers.

Islamic missionaries from the Sand Nigger Territories (Saudi Arabia, North Africa and Syria) visited Indonesia before and taught them Islam, bad choice, as they have turned these subhumans overly conservative and wanting 4 wives. At least they could create some hideous huts and make fire. This made them extremely racist and their warped mentalities were further worsened by 300 years of reconditioning by the Dutch. Reconditioning turned these abominations into the Chinese and Jew hating freaks of today. Because of the simple-mindedness of an Indonesian mind which can't process normal English, they misunderstood the perfectly normal teachings of the Dutch and instead killed Chinese and raped their women while creating a pathetic excuse for a culture, such as being late all the time and getting married even at 12!. It also led them to warp proper English into their own abortion of English mixed with Malay, Bahasa Indonesia.

Other names for Indonesians include: Muzz, Muzzies, Muztards, MacDonald House bombers, Coastal coons, Orangutan rapists, Komodo Klux Klan, Terrorists, Aboriginal-asian hybrids, False mongoloids, Anti-Chinese, Youtube Content farms, Asian shitskins, Spic: Taiwan edition, Asian Arabs, Late to everything Niggers, Christian incinerators, Jew destroyers, Suicide bombers, Tropical ragheads, Foaming rags, Mangrove Monkeys, Muzlamic freakazoids, Asian niggers or their scientific name Simia Indonesius, the Shore Monkey OR simply, the Shore Nigger OR the Palm Oil Nigger. Not to be confused by the Sea Niggers up north in the Philippines (Simia Philippinoius), their other cousins in the middle eastern sweaty sands, the Sand Niggers (Simia Arabician) or the Communist cunts in Russia, also known as the Snow Niggers (Simia Russius Frigus) OR their African cousins in Africa, the Niggers (Simia Africanus). Indonesians are even uglier than the Chinese and are filthy, cannibalistic degenerates with bloodthirst to match angry sand niggers wanting to bomb twin towers. Like the nigger family Indonesians come from, they are all very sexual and perverted, they have great amounts of strength and endurance, they lust after white girls the most and many are incapable of living in a peaceful first world civilization. Indonesians get instant boners from seeing skin and would rape anyone who showed at least 30% of their skin and would try to spread AIDS, also to white girls if possible. All have very large penises except for Filipinos, who have the smallest PENises and MELONs in the world.

Indonesians have a very nasty habit of trying to escape their rat-infested islands and going on a holy Jihad to Europe to rape all the women to death, destroy and bomb churches and synagogues, and of course, to cuck the silly Swedes and Germans. Indonesians consider Indonesia to be the most tolerant Islamic country in the world, but its' a lie considering Christians are butchered to death everyday.

The entire country has hardly progressed at all because actual humans are a minority, the majority are Native Indonesians with evolution far less than a monkey and skulls so damn thick that they never learn at all. This country is another IRL version of Planet of the Apes and it is covered in crappy cities and sprawling slums with thick rainforest often destroying a building or two. Christians, Japanese, Jews and ESPECIALLY Chinese are hated here, a common Indonesian main course is a boiled China Baby stuffed with shit and Indonesians hate rich people, thinking they stole their cash when in reality, they are too fucking stupid to get a proper job and their money gets scammed by Whitey on a daily basis since the majority have no common sense.

The capital city of Indonesia is Jakarta which is known for its 24/7 traffic jams where walking is so much faster and the only away to make progress is motorcycle weaving through a sea of cars. Since Shore Niggers were enslaved by the Dutch to build railways, most of them get instant PTSD upon seeing any form of long vehicle public transport, which is why Jakarta has no fucking subway, bus system, underground or trains; making the traffic extremely godawful. Another contributing factor is the extreme pollution this city experiences, which is why most Indonesians use shitty-ass diesel cars, making the air even more toxic. Indonesia is also competing with Saudi Arabia, Sweden, Somalia, Syria and Africa to clinch the no. 1 spot as the Rape Capitol of the world and while the rape stats are horrifying, 90% of rapes are not reported as women who do so get 20 lashes and are raped even more (typical Muslims). Hiding in the sewers will not make your situation better, many Indonesians live there and come out of the surface to drag any unwitting infidel down to the sewers for ritual sacrifice to appease Allah

Known as the South Africa of Asia, the kindhearted Chinese who try to give them school and proper cities get killed and eaten alive by the Indonesians.


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