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He Will Not Divide Us

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SHIA GETS DIVIDED! SHOW'S CANCELED!


HWNDU; leftists already have.
Summarization of the leftist participants.
The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.

The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named (((Shia LaBeouf)))✡ (Known for doing a porno flick and two Transformers movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in New York City, which was intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency which could have been anywhere from 1 to 8 years. Located at the Museum of the Moving Image, locals were invited by Shia to come to the scene and stand in front of the camera and chant "He Will Not Divide Us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching the phrase at a wall; sometimes, for hours on end.

However, 4chan soon learned about the project. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting pollack and shut the project down a few weeks later on February 10th, 2017.

RESOURCE PACKAGE

Stream link:

Peace

>WARNING: SHIT IS LOUD!

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

https://livestream.com/accounts/23093026/events/6897778/player

http://wiki.suicide.cc

Archives: http://pastebin.com/MK875NhA

>Jayden Smith, Shia Labooth and liberals chanting and dancing for 8 years.

>EVIL NACHO VIRUS

>YOU HAVE LOCKED THE BIOS

>EVIL NAZI VIRUS

>PEOPLE NOT TO BITES US

>HE WILL NOT DENY US

>EVIL NOT TO BITE US

FAKE NEWS

https://archive.is/O7WWS

https://archive.is/3HrDu

HIGHLIGHTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghWluiDblk - Day 3, Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpydijsGRIY - Day 3, Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzjfHto78o - Day 2, Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8HZVFzU7xI - Day 2, Part 1

https://youtu.be/I9XkcBPyipk - Gooburger jams to Moonman

https://youtu.be/MtrXXyTEU-w - Goodburger jams to Shadilay

https://youtu.be/Gbltiq8PDZI - Goodburger jams to Johnny Rebel

https://youtu.be/gNaPHTdHAS4 - Albanian anon

https://youtu.be/V5Zh84eOMy8 - Shia attacks Mustache anon

https://youtu.be/gROyMR8EAu4 - Omar expects a BJ

https://youtu.be/6wn_6588aAQ - A day at the zoo

https://youtu.be/EbzeZTW4GYE - Tony at the Trump Rally

https://youtu.be/uJcrXZoSl3E - Shoutouts + Mustache anon

https://youtu.be/_YGXwUc6aa0 - Bag anon plays Shadilay

https://youtu.be/4KZYqxHjwSQ - Pepe next to Shia

https://youtu.be/cZec9jXQcgs - Adidas bro visits

https://youtu.be/sB0SJOSUU2E - Cutie kisses camera

https://youtu.be/udCPuGBcgWE - Skimask anon leaves mp3s

https://youtu.be/bxmcHh5_NJw - Skimask anon + morning after

https://youtu.be/ZJZY3W2FQLM - Friendly anon shoutout

https://youtu.be/hE_NY0oEGzc - Shia's trigger reel

https://twitter.com/AdamManiak/status/822971474613039105 - Flip phone Dave dancing to Shadilay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQK2YzCybm

January 20, 2017

The start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up somewhere in NYC and immediately attracts the public after going viral. Trolls show up within hours to pay respects.

January 23

January 25, 2017

Shia divided from his tears.


/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance

  • Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
    Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
  • Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
    Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
  • poltard makes a sketch. :3
    poltard makes a sketch. :3
  • Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
    Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
  • Narutard shows up!
    Narutard shows up!
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  • Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
    Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
  • Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
    Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
  • Fag.
    Fag.
  • Leftists cry on Twitter.
    Leftists cry on Twitter.
  • Pol presents an idea.
    Pol presents an idea.
  • Narutard shows his sign.
    Narutard shows his sign.
  • Hands of Christ.
    Hands of Christ.
  • This fuckin' guy.
    This fuckin' guy.
  • From when the trio danced like retards.
    From when the trio danced like retards.
  • Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
    Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
  • Trio dances with the gay nigger.
    Trio dances with the gay nigger.
  • Normie reaction to the hijacking.
    Normie reaction to the hijacking.
  • These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
    These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
  • CIA agent arrives
    CIA agent arrives
  • A challenger approaches..
    A challenger approaches..
  • Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
    Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
  • Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
    Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
  • Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
    Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
  • CIA Spy Exposed.
    CIA Spy Exposed.
  • /pol/ shows some signs.
    /pol/ shows some signs.
  • Naruto has a time out.
    Naruto has a time out.
  • Leftypol irl
    Leftypol irl
  • Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
    Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
  • Cocksucker degenerate freak.
    Cocksucker degenerate freak.
  • HWNDU isn't artistic.
    HWNDU isn't artistic.
  • Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
    Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
  • The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
    The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
  • A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
    A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
  • Slavs show up to squat.
    Slavs show up to squat.
  • Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
    Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
  • SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
    SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
  • Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
    Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
  • Protestor on her period.
    Protestor on her period.
  • In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
    In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
  • Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
    Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
  • Jews did HWNDU
    Jews did HWNDU
  • A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
    A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
  • Creepy freak assassin.
    Creepy freak assassin.
  • Fatman's tittehs
    Fatman's tittehs
  • Is he white?
    Is he white?
  • Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
    Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
  • (((They))) are watching.
    (((They))) are watching.
  • He will divide us.
    He will divide us.
  • New mascot of HWNDU
    New mascot of HWNDU
  • Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
    Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
  • RACE MIXER
    RACE MIXER
  • Scared Jew.
    Scared Jew.
  • LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
    LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
  • The bum knows his place.
    The bum knows his place.

January 26, 2017

Pol threads:

Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show- like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijack the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.

Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]

Video highlights:

January 28th

Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from new york and hasn't been heard from since. [2]

February 10th

Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream didnt even last a month. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The police are likely happy that HWNDU is dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the area around the clock. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [3]

Videos

Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built

Previous Video | Next Video

More info

It would take too much time and effort for ED to document 1,200+ days worth of lulz, so check out the HWNDU wiki here!

See also

He sure divided those pussy lips

External links

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