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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/June 4, 2012

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Luka Rocco Magnotta, born Eric Clinton Newman and known as Kirk Newman and Vladimir Romanov (and hundreds of variants), is a washed up Toronto area hooker, with hairplugs and makeup that is applied daily by the ghost of Tammy Faye Bakker. His dream of becoming a porn star was dashed, as nobody cared to view his disappointing cock, and Magnotta quickly realized that the real money was in gay prostitution. By age 27, Magnotta had aged out of twink status, and no longer appealed to his target demographic, so he decided to make a name for himself by uploading videos of himself torturing cats, and using their corpses as sex toys. Last Thursday, a video surfaced that appeared to show someone mutilating a sedated man. Btards immediately speculated that it was Magnotta.


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