Mark B. Cohen

Made of nothing but win.

Mark B. CohenJew is a Philadelphia politician and IRL lawyer recently turned E-lawyer. He loves the Phillyblog.com forum and believes it will replace all newspapers and take over the world. Recently, Cohen manually compiled a list of Phillyblog's top posters, revealing that he knows nothing about the internets.[1] Even moar lulz ensued when Cohen's penis began commenting on the entry.[2]

	“	I hope your ugly cyberbullying gives you the satisfaction that you are looking for and adds meaning to your life.	„
	—Marky Mark, trolling trolls (trolling newfags)

LIBEL!!!

	“	I feel threatened by philly blog and Rep. Mark B. Cohen’s penis.	„
	—MBC Penis

	“	such is the power and girth of Mark Cohen’s penis that it actually scares itself.	„
	—Chrissmari

	“	you mean the one he fucks taxpayers with?	„
	—Anonymous

	“	I hear it’s ribbed with per-diems for taxpayers’ pleasure.	„
	—Anonymous

	“	hello i am a potato	„
	—Horace Steenblatter

	“	and I’m a sentient ATM.	„
	—Sentient ATM

	“	And I’m a giant-size Dunkin’ Donuts munchkin!	„
	—Giant Munchkin

	“	and I’m Mark B. Cohen’s giant, per-diem studded penis!	„
	—MBC Penis

	“	And I am the gigantic sheath in which Mark B. Cohen’s penis lay!	„
	—MBC Penis Sheath

	“	And I am the bunghole of the taxpayers who have been fucked by Mark B. Cohen’s gigantic, per-diem studded penis!	„
	—Taxpayer asshole

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	“	Thank you for helping me document the extent of the libel that I have been subject to on this site.	„
	—Marky Mark, displaying his understanding of libel

COLA

This blog reveals that while every single one of his colleagues returned the Cost of Living Adjustment, he had no qualms pocketing the extra $2600 (for a total salary of $94,949, not including his health plan).

See Also

• Democrat
• Crybaby
• Leftard
• Liberal guilt

External links

• Philadelphia Will Do archive
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