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Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins is the man neck-bearded atheist pricks jerk off to, and is a tea-drinking Brit as well as a typical Englishman born in Nairobi, Kenya, who reconverted to Anglicanism and has been married three times and has a daughter, Juliet, from his second wife, Eve Barham, who died of kanser. He is now married to a somewhat famous British movie actress, Lalla Ward (that chick from Doctor Who who slept with Tom Baker), whom he doesn't talk much about, despite having written an article against sexual jealousy and in favor of promiscuity on the website of the Washington Compost. In fact, he has had lahts of secks with Ward, but he is so sexually jealous that he has never uploaded a video of his sex acts to YouPorn.

In doing this, Dawkins has made sure that you get depicted as an idiot who doesn't read biology textbooks, and who, two centuries after the birth of modern geology and evolutionary biology, doesn't have a clue about evolution.

Dawkins is now considered a B-list celebrity who invented the pseudoscience of 'memetics', a theory of cultural transition that not only relied on no known physical mechanism but was unfalsifiable. "Memetics" found its cultural level when it was embraced by the internet to become the act of multiplying unoriginality by cat photographs to produce Meming. Serious science coughed politely and moved on. In terms of a scientific legacy, this is like Charles Darwin being remembered for inventing the bumper-sticker.

Dawks became an hero to hippy fanboys for telling the religious that they were all ignorant 'tards. Dawkins' militant attitude, monotone emotionless visage, and relentless self-promotion cause some people to view him as the Osama bin Laden of atheism, but these people are butthurt because his English accent makes his voice hypnotic.

In 2010, his charity (the modestly-named Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science) made $1m, gave away half of that to two charities, and the other half simply disappeared on "operating costs".

None (that is zero per cent) of the projects proposed by his foundation have come into existence.

Oh, but he spent slightly less than $10k (to be precise, $9,871.00) on promoting reason and science, which was, er, the whole point of the foundation.

How much money does it take to achieve nothing?

Or, if you don't care to donate to the mystery fund, you can always join Dawks's inner circle for $80 a head, which is more than twice as much as a televangelist charges.

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