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Juraj Krajčík
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Juraj Krajčík is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Juraj Krajčík | |
| Born | July 28, 2003 |
| Died | October 13, 2022 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | Slovakbro 
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| Occupation | Minecraft YouTuber, Skittle removalist |
| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 1 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | My Little Pony Homo-cidal ideation Neo-Nazi acceleration Suicidal crybaby Assburgers syndrome |
Juraj Krajčík卐 (Gamertag: prism55) was a 19-year-old Slovak NigSoc who, on October 12, 2022, tried to beat Omar Mateen's High Score by shooting up a gay bar in Bratislava. Obviously, he failed. Particularly, he instead pussied out after killing two faggots and injuring the bartender, before becoming an hero the next morning. Thankfully for Slovak sodomites (so the whole population), since he did absolutely shit, combined with the fact that literally no Americans know that Slovakia exists, no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.
Like most of the tardcel autists who goon to Tarrant, he wrote a little manifesto too. So much effort, yet only two kills.
Oh, don't tell him Tarrant was a Zionist, xis clitty will leak in niggerhell.
The Attack
Before the actual attack on Tepláreň, a gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, the little shit decided to write a pretty little manifesto. In fairness, it did get most things right, especially about ze kikes.
In this 'festo, he blamed kikes and faggots for "causing harm to white people" and praised other rightoid circlejerkers. This /pol/tard's objective was actually to bag the literalwho PM of xis country, pretty neat right? But he camped outside his house and couldn't find him. And instead of doing something useful like shooting up another government building or a 'gogue, he went for the fag bar instead, maybe in a last attempt to reunite with his fellows. The actual attack occurred on October 12, 2022. Krajčík beat his meat to John Earnest and Anders Breivik as cute Wusky boys "helping" each other in latex, sent a a final sext to Nathaniel Veltman, and went to the fagbar around 6PM, dressed like a scary hitman with a face mask and an all-black outfit, but he was a manlet and recognizable.
He hid in an abandoned shitstake next to the bar for like half an hour, gooned to Tarrant-chan and then posted xis 'festo to the Xitter, probably trying to build up the courage to do something lulzy for once in xis heckin chud life.
At 7:11 PM, our 'tardbro finally started his day of lulztribution, managing to score 2 fags, Juraj Vankulič and Matúš Horváth, before injuring some literalwho faggy bartender, and then running away the same as faggots do, instead of being more lulzy. The motive to this was because, like a retard, he forgot to bring more mags with hi mself in the midst of jerking off to the Buffalo shooting livestream.
The first responders arrived at 7:16PM and reported the two dead fags and the injured person who was taken to the hospital.
The pigs, trying to look like as if they weren't laughing at those dead sodomites, started searching for the killer with the help of a police helicopter.
But sometime between 8pm and 10pm, our subhuman protagonist went back home, rubbed another one out to Balliet feet pics and told his parents about his shitty little rampage, argued with xem, and then left with a .22 gun and a bullet.
His parents, since they were affiliated with a kike-hating and nationalist political party, didn't even care at all and didn't bother to report their failure to the feds. The next morning, at around 7am, the partyvan finally found the little twink dead in a Bratislava park, dying in doggy-style. Seems like Satan rapes souls before taking them away, evendoe the shooter was a fedorafag and he didn't really believe in this. Atleast, he experienced it!
The investigation later confirmed that Juraj Krajčík was indeed the cuck responsible for the lulzfest.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 |
| Style: | 12/20 Shootin' fags. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Had a teeeeny tiny bit of butthurt in his home country, but nothing special. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Two less fags in this world. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Loadout
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Suicide note -
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Wikipedo account Prism55 - Claimed to be "Against terrorism" lol -
Twatter pfp - A schizo meme featuring Yukihana Lamy from Hololive -
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His 65-page manifesto "A Call to Arms"
(Click link to read)
prism55Games
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See Also
- Anderson Lee Aldrich, Zaniar Matapour - Fellow 2022 gay bar shooters.
- Brandon Hole, Randy Stair - Fellow brony shooters.
- Brenton Tarrant - His inspiration.
- Ľubomír Harman - Bratislava Rampage: 2010 Edition
- Prophet Mateen (ﷺ) - Did it right, unlike this faggot.
- Solomon Henderson - Wrote Juraj's name on his gun and had Juraj's corpse as his profile picture on Discord.
External Links
TOW coverage
He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting- His "Happening thread" with zero replies (archive)
prism55- YouTube channel, Baleeted last Thursday. Had more subscribers than another failed high scorer.
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prism55Games- Another YouTube channel, Baleeted last Thursday. (archive) -
PrismVlogs- Yet another YouTube channel, Baleeted last Thursday. (archive) 
ntma0315- Twitter account, Baleeted last Thursday. (archive) (longer archive)- Wikipedo account - Globally locked by the admins
Fandom/Wikia account - Disabled- MLP Forums account - Status: VANDALIZED (archive)
prism55 - DeviantArt account. He begged someone to draw his My Little Pony OC.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
