Guy Edward Bartkus

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Guy Edward Bartkus
Born	September 1999
Died	May 17th, 2025 (25 years old)
Nationality	Americunt
Occupation	Computer Technician
High Score	injured 4
Top 50?	Gee, what could the answer be?
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Emo Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting copycat crime

Guy Edward Fartkus was a computer specialist, reddit atheist, and militant edgelord (this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol), who, on May 17th, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours.

Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anybody except R/Efilism, so all-in-all nothing of value was lost.

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Attack

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Ford Fusion with IED onboard	A bland, corporate sedan typically owned by IRL NPCs and Niggers 30-50 damage
Secondary: 2 semiautomatic rifles	Maybe if you used these you might have gone somewhere 60-90 damage
Perk 1: Antinatalist	90% increase in damage to everything. Intelligence stats square rooted
Curse: FOTY	All positive effects cancelled, all negative effects tripled

On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on livestreaming the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment, his injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on week days. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a NORMAL person.

Graded score

Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20 What a failure
Accuracy:	0/20 what the fuck were you doing
Style:	10/20 Proved gun control doesn't work
Butthurt:	5/20 Wasn't with guns so everyone forgot
Bonus:	0/20 people who do good get bonuses, not you
Total Score: 15/100 (F-)

Come on, even John Earnest and Matthew Livelsberger had more dignity than this See full ranking

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