Massacres in the Hispanic region

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Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we're going to talk about the biggest Latino losers who speak Spanish, not just Latin Americans, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too!

But today we will only talk about the most important shootings in Latin history, not all of them, okay, idiot.

list of murderers in Spanish/Latinos throughout history

Spain's champion

Buenas noches, principito

26-year-old José, who had recently diagnosed with spinal tuberculosis and was rejected and bullied by his hometown for using this as an excuse to not go to work, decides to go on a killing spree on May 21st, 1928 with an axe and a double barrel shotgun, used for hunting, by first pwning 8 kiddies in a haystack in a stone cabin, somewhere near the town. After that, he began his shooting spree in the town, pwning 2 villagers off and leaving 2 others with wounds. José, who was obviously somewhat playful, decided to play hide-and-seek with the police for almost a week (the game lasts 6 days). He decided to go to the woods of his Minecraft village and stayed there. On May 27th, a lieutenant of the Spanish Civil Guard caught him in the middle of a nap in an oat field in, probably Montblanch, according to the records, and shot him in the eye, which knocked out his brains. He died while dreaming of being a Spanish champion, which he was.

the first school shooting in Latin America

In fucking Colombia, in 1954, the first and most boring (for not being a student) Latin American event took place. Colombia Battalion and National Police decided to get rid of the protesters at the Universidad Nacional in Bogotá, leaving 11 students plus a random passerby killed and 41 wounded, 39 by bullets and 2 mutilated.

Masacre de Tlatelolco

The first massacre in Spanish before Spain, which occurred in Mexico in 1968, is unknown.

El Caballero Supremo

Campo, a true gentleman, greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti. Being a rampant alcoholic, Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a moralfag, promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for at least 100 years. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire.

Teacher goes amok

A face of an absolute boor

In December 17, 1999, in Valparaíso, Chile, Teacher Iván Arancibia Navarro, who was pissed off on his dismissal because his classes where too dangerous, activates the Columbine Copycat spell and enters the school where he was fired , with his 3-year-old daughter, Tamara and gives the principal a gift. What it was? Bang! a crappy pistol that shot and killed him in the head along with his daughter. What a faggot! Why did you kill your daughter? Anyways, Ivan then entered a second school and then he shot dead the principal too in his head but when he tried to an hero via .32 mouthwash, he failed and survived with only a blind eye.

In 2011, after realizing that killing your daughter was a bad decision and being Chile's best high score in a school, he, while he was in his parents home, ties a bag in his head and suffocates himself to death, finally reaching an hero 12 years later.

Pantriste

Pantriste (Sad bread)

A fat loser named Javier Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed "Pantriste" by his classmates, waited for the class to end, pulled a .22 caliber revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. The assailant was declared not responsible for the crime and admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

FINALLY A FUCKING STUDENT

Gastón, a 15-year-old student, was failed by his physics teacher. Maritza Prezzolli, 42, took a knife from her backpack and stabbed him several times. Maritza died in the hospital.

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