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Wicked (Movie)
Wicked is yet another adaptation of the Wizard of Oz, as if cinema really needed another Wizard of Oz fanfiction approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an ED article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its dykish fanbase and the bald chocolate negress who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about her and not the character she was playing.
Wicked.com
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these Wicked barbie dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a porn site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
—Mattel themselves |
Behind the Scenes
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They must be watching 2 Girls 1 Cup to prepare for the bloopers. -
Tastes like an all female orgy under the sea! -
Filming something for the movie's infamous porn site? -
The back of her head must smell like millions of shrimps at a Diddy Party. -
Look! Our lesbian affair scared muh girlfriend!
Because Ariana was so busy having sex with Ethan after stealing him from his high school sweetheart after using her sexually provocative magic to make his shriveled up dick dance all the way to her ridiculously hungry cum rag of a coochie, the producers of the movie had to hire SEVENTEEN actresses that volunteered for their whorehouse of a filming studio to serve as a stunt double in between the scenes of filming and Ariana ravaging the shit out of Ethan's balls in bed. Oh, it looks like Ethan wasn't the only man Ariana casted her hypersexual spell on. That other man was...
Drama Llamas
Llama Number One
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Cynthia Erivo, the self-absorbed actress behind Elphaba, the Wicked Witch, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" her and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally offended by an AI generated video of her character having a sissy fight with the pink bitch and this talentless tartlet named Charli XCX wearing greenface while promoting a single she did with the very woman Negrivo had one hell of a crush on. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the trolls however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. It got to a point where she was making burner accounts to fight with the people criticizing her as if she's some cringeworthy kid who specializes in the infamous "Stop Disliking My Videos" videos. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, the "Is your pussy green?" quotes eventually became a thing too.
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Rule 63'd
Llamas Number Two and Three
Ariana Grande-Putana is a promiscuous whore who lured ugly soulless ginger Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart. After years of acting nigga-ly to gain attention from the black community, she decided to wash out every ounce of melanin within her for the role of the other Dyke of Oz, Glinda the "Good" Witch who is actually a stuck up bitch both in the movie and in real life. A month after the movie released, the very woman whom Ethan left in favor of Ariana Grande's overused coochie released an essay detailing how depressed she is with the promotion of a movie where her high school sweetheart left her for a hypersexual whore. Time can only tell when Ariana gets sick of ugly Ethan's small dick and moves onto the dick of another married man. Because of how much Ariana battled through the smell of fish after a dozen rounds of group sex just to give her a kiss on the cheek like the queerbaiting puta grande she is, Cynthia thought the two other bitches who could have been Glinda didn't do good enough in terms of making her flick the bean better than her current girlfriend does during a mutual bean-flicking session. Because of her simping for the very singer who really likes to sing about being fucked until her pussy starts to hurt 24/7, those losers who like to feast on their genital fluids as they watch two women fall in love with each other started shipping the two actresses behind the Dykes of Oz in real life to a point where Ariana tried to beat the sapphic allegations (and failed miserably).
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Yup! He really left his wife for overhyped pussy
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Thank goodness Frankie likes it up the ass. -
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Typical Ethan-cel
Llama Number Four
Bowen Yang is a talentless, chinky faggot who blathers nonstop about how much he loves buttsecks to a point where he thinks it's "puritanical" and "unqueer" for a woman to get upset over her high school sweetheart cheating on her because he can't stop dreaming about dicks up his hairy, smelly, shit crusted anus. Ariana is probably the only woman Bowen will kiss the ass of like many gay men would do because they're pretty much hypersexual women stuck inside the body of a man because she "helped" him get a meaningless role in the movie despite him rejecting her pussy in favor of endless dick. There is, however, a high chance that he's butt-fucking Ethan's look-a-like, Frankie, every night. So maybe he wants to stay on Frankie's good side to keep on getting a fresh serving of cum up his butt.
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Cringey Ass Interviews
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Fanbase
Wicked fangirls are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of shipping culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their iphones, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing piracy (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on ShitTok; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, Wicked fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied lesbianism; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called Wicked: For Good was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a gay kiss. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their squeeing will cause an earthquake so massive that fundamentalists will mistake it for the biblical apocalypse. The lesbian fetishism got so out of hand that even the bitch who said Glinda might be "a little bit in the closet" had to reassure people that she and the green-skinned bitch were not dating in real life.
See Also
External Links
- Wicked.com - Their official website.
- Read fanfictions about a fanfiction
- Someone busting Ariana for cheating on her now ex husband
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