User:Wee wee/Patricia Krentcil

	“	....it's traumatising for a little girl who did nothing wrong but get a little sunburned...	„
	—Patricia Krentcil, explaining why she introduced her five year old daughter to a tanning booth

Patricia Krentcil is a 44 year old American from Noo Joiycey whose sole ambition in life is to turn herself into Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So far she is the only person to have achieved level 11 on the Harvard Nigronics Scale (by contrast, Samuel L Jackson only rates a 6, and Barak Obama manages to scrape a 2). In fact, she is so black that her mass has been calculated at ~10^5