User:10DegreesBelow/Cats (The Musical)

Just about sums up the whole show.

Cats is a broadway musical written by some furfag by the name of Andrew Lloyd Webber. This stupid piece of shit is probably the best example on teh interwebz of a furry. Of course, since nobody ever goes to those lame broadway productions anymore, just scroll down and I'll give you all the shit.

How This Shit Began

At least 100 years ago a faggot named Andy got raped in school so he decided to come home and get high on ritalin and during his trip he saw visions of fellow furries dancing and raping each other. Unfortunately to all of us who were even alive when this crap was popular he decided to write a play.