Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 28, 2015

Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin^✡ is a sad failure of a YouTube comedian and a proud beta who earned his fame by kicking himself in the balls on national television, and was later exposed by an Asian blogger/supermodel he was making racist comments toward for roleplaying as his own 18-year-old Japanese girlfriend, which he had been maintaining on various social media accounts by using an army of sock puppets for a solid 8 15 months.

After quitting the internet for a while, he recently became noteworthy again when he crawled out of obscurity to white knight Zoe Quinn, only to be accused of having an imaginary wife and child this time, one of which is a giant sex toy.

At the moment he's sperging the fuck out on Twitter, trying to take down 8chan, and being stalked by /cow/, which has a user claiming he hired a private investigator who has proof that Peter's wife is in fact a RealDoll. We're currently awaiting final confirmation, but Peter's meltdown is nonetheless nothing short of hilarious.

(( IS PETER MARRIED TO A REALDOLL? ))

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