Akai Dalia

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Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.

akaidalia, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own masterpiecesdepicting the everlasting love between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane 'Akai' Dalia. But she didn't start her lucrative online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!

Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. And yes, she actually watermarked this.

Like with every successful person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her fans on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.

Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.

Links

Sonic speaking out while sucking Squidward's cock.

Sonic gives the Sue a head start.

•  AkaiDalia Her Twitter
•  AkaiDalia Her Fuckbook
• Facebook number two
• akaidalia ACTIVE - Where you can see her fulfill her sick fantasies with her imaginary God.
• cobaltpie 'Bitch has returned to DA to start more shit' She actually seems to be somewhat less dramatic. But, that may change.
• akaidahliaplz A plz account she uses to favorite her own shitty art. BAAAWLETED
• akaidahliaclub She even created a group just to stroke her shit stained Sonic-Sue BAAAWLETED
• sonicxakaidaliaclub Creating one group in dedication to your shit-sue is bad enough but another one? Stroking that ego. BAAAWLETED
• akaidaliaBAAAAAAAWWWWLEETED BECAUSE OF BUTTHURT!!!!1!!11
• pinkiepiefan4ever BAAAWWWWLEETED AGAIN BECAUZ ITZ A FUCKING SPAM ACCOUNT!!!!1!!1111
• JewTube account
• JewTube account two
• InkBunny account
• WeasyL
• Sofurry Account

Some here mostly are just trollfuck accounts and not really her.

Other Links

• Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.
•  AkaiDahlia5 A fuckbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
• Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.
• Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue

See Also

• Aspergers
• Autism
• Blueshinewolf
• Chris-chan
• Coppercab
• DisneyFan01
• Dying_Alone
• DeviantArt
• Pewdie-Pinkiepie
• Shitty_Art
• Weeaboo

• Whores
• Sonic
• Pedophile
• USI
• Realmrsoptimusprime
• PrincessElizabeth013
• XOMizzEggManOx
• Angelic-Catalyst
• Erzascarlet8
• JINXDROWNED
• Joshy Furret

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