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Amarillo, TX
A place many come to visit, but few really know the dark history of this once proud group of land owning faggots.
A place that rests in the center of tornado alley, but even tornadoes actively avoid it, because they understand they'll get stuck here with the awful people.
Amarillo actively shits itself in it's sleep on the border of Potter and Randall county, separating the Meth addicts from the Meth manufacturers. Amarillo was also home of one of Texas' most prominent pedobears, Stanley Marsh 3, however 2 years since his passing, he's most likely somewhere in heaven fucking sweet baby Jaesus, everyone in town knew of our budding artist's exploits and many admired him for it, some of which include Odd Signs, a floating rock, an ozymandeas statue, and the Cadillac Ranch, and his greatest achievement, if you're a pedophile who enjoys being cucked and managed to get a coveted security job at our Chase building, you could watch him on Camera fucking little boys or jacking off to their naked bodies, the beauty of which is that he had full backing by Amarillo's finest to accomplish such a feat.
It has been said that Potter county has among other things, it's own law separate from Texas, and of course this separate legal system is very successful. Republicans rule with both an Iron Fist and a velvet glove and if you want it we have it, Aids, unwanted teen pregnancies, christfags, cults, pedophiles, Cops that are pedophiles, an infinite amount of used car lots, Meth, Meth addicts, whores, more whores, craigslist whores, diabetes, and Mcdonalds. We however also have managed to successfully ban things you wouldn't want in your bustling Christian community, this includes but is not limited to Abortion, Public Transportation.
One of the most iconic locations in Amarillo is the Wagon Wheel Hotel, where your always guaranteed to find a dead hooker. Much like the plot of St. Elsewhere if you try to leave you'll realize that your trapped in a dimension that is not unlike a snow globe. One of the finest things about Amarillo, is it's groundbreaking and modern civil engineering, it's so efficient you'll find that despite spending Fifty Million tax dollars for a given job, it really only would have cost ten million dollars.
We even have secret fallout tunnels under the city, it's amazing what you'll find here, unless your looking for decent employment, then you'll find that you've come to the wrong place, perhaps you should find a new home for 500k, don't worry it won't be too far from a slum if you need to smoke meth.