Anime Haters

There is nothing wrong with hating anime in the way one person may say "I hate mint chocolate chip ice cream" or another may say "I hate eating seafood, those tentacles haunt my nightmares," but there comes a certain point where repeatedly saying how much a person hates anime, especially in completely unrelated conversations, makes you wonder what they are hiding. Could it be possible that a stringent anime hater is in fact a closet-weeaboo or could it be something much darker?

Similar to how the most gay-bashing Republicans are later caught pants down in a between a nigger and a gloryhole, the most stringent Anime Haters are themselves, closet-weeaboos attempting in vain to shamefully deny their past and current urges for the two dimensional ideal. Let us examine the three main reasons reasons for the Anime Hater's denial-of-self:

• Not wanting to be associated with loli, shota, pedophilia, tentacle porn and other "degenerate fetishes" (at least the animes keep child fuckers off the streets; next thing you know an anime hater will film IRL kiddy porno, so watch your fuckin' back)
• Wanting to be perceived as less childlike and more mature thereby distancing oneself from animation, sticking to the stereotype that animation is entertainment for children (ironically, such behavior exists in 13 year old boys desperate for manhood and instant sexual gratifications, and dickless flakes into adulthood who have this mentality)
• Wanting to weaken an organization where anime is part of the root culture (i.e. banning anime from /pol/)

Origin of Anime as Root Culture: A History Lesson

Anime for the most part is an inescapable force, cluttered only by the brainless, cultureless white trash alcohol fueled work slave livestock to the dumbfuck self unaware and hopelessly clueless weeaboos, all whom share the trait of worshiping the fallible ideals of the status quo and empirical pedantic's maxim of adhering to the book and all kinds of stereotypes. TL;DR, the lot of them think that the animes get their powers from being 100% pure Japanese and being an exotic form of art that only the Gorirous Nipponese can ever birth. This in turn should be regarded as pure faggotry and makes them all fucktard Weeaboos of the highest caliber.

Long ago when Japan was given two big kicks to its ass for sucking the dong of the frat house of Imperial Colonialism, this was known as World War II and we can all thank America for getting their head out of their ass from that hazing ritual gone horribly wrong. Infact, we can come to claim that anime is just as American due to this.

Unfortunately, by the time of 1995 War Was Beginning. Frat Boys of the Insecure Manhood of The Superior White Man spreads their bullshit mindsets once more, but into soft power ie society. Amurica is ruined. Entertainment especially recieved a hard blow to the genitals. Comic books were still plagued by the Comics Code of the 1950s, a shitty rule of censorship all because the Tequila Bible got Christian housemaker moms upset, and in turn buried a dead Superman several kilometers underground after he sucked a universal record's worth of dicks within the known universe and choked on the cumflood that came after. Edgelords came out from the woodwork, and did what all feared before even the Internets were born: Degrade comic books by pouring in their grimdark gritshit uber violent fantasies. Cartoons were soon turned into commercials for children when parents were sent to the 9-5 gulags, and Disney and Nickelodeon were given glass and eggshells to walk on by Hanna Barbera and Filmation from their exploits in the 1970s of making shitty cartoons monitored by Christian Morality For the Family groups.

Little did they know, Anime was sent out for great justice. Anime and Manga was the sequential art of legends and told Christians that their God was a fucking fake puppet of a tyrant used by angry nihilists for the biggest orgy since Jonestown. Anime and manga was the thing that ninja'd the Insecure Manhood and told them that they were all insignificant trash with fucktard thinking and left them for dead. Anime and manga was the stuff that brightened the darkness, smashed down dickhead oppression, and even invited the ladies over to get to know them better, an achievement that not even comic books could admit to doing. For all of the shit that anime haters like to give about virginity and anime, at least those of the anime don't have to clean out their genitalia for centipedes and give birth to deformed syphilis babies.

Anime is used by all facets of the political and autism spectrums but most particularily have prominence in the greater chan culture and sub-branches such as Æ and Frog Twitter. From 4chan's /a/ to wizchan's /wiz/, every board with any significant ammount of traffic has a high ammount of anime posters, that being natural as 4chan and it's Japanese predecessor 2chan, were popular for it's discussion of anime. As 4chan expanded to include boards anout different topics, the original weeaboo natives also migrated to other boards and clashed with the foreign hordes who, being from forums of the same topic (i.e. bodybuilding.com forums members migrating to /fit/) yet completely barren of Waifus, began a culture war that last to this day.

Animephobes deny their cultural heritage as anime remains an integral part of the root culture of not just all imageboards, but also America.

Anime as Aristotelean Ideal

Waifus come in many different shapes and sizes but all represent the ideal feminine. A virtue that has been lost in Western civilization, the resistance into modern times was only thanks to a combination of WW2 aftereffects of taking women out of the kitchen and into the work place, the sexual revolution of the 60s, and the democritazation of the world where democracy usurped monarchy or facism and women got the right to vote. Unfortunately, said resistance was a fucking crapshoot for also thinking that feminism meant wearing strap ons and getting dick transplants. The collective unconsciousness cried out for a resurgence of female grace but the material solid objective 3D world clenched firm and allowed no passage, therefore this wish was manifested in the 2D. The Aristotelean ideal: young, pure, innocent, willing, unconditionally loving, aesthetic, agelss and immortal. Even the harshest of tsunderes were found to be unconditionally loving if you submitted to her absolute rule. With this came the greenest of envy. The rage of feminists flared up for they coveted something that they once had but had lost long ago and could never retrieve it and so they seeked to destroy it, just as all moral relativist seek to destroy any form of beauty in order for them not to be reminded of their own putrid ugliness. And so their jihad began. Feminists in positions of influenced persuaded tv networks to drop anime from their scheduled lineup.

Greater Context of Anime Themes and Japan

Japan, who was once mighty and feared no other nation, later became a castrated unict. Not even having an army. Not even allowed to carry swords or knives in the street, no less a gun. A shame descended on japan on the day after Nagasaki, a shame deadlier than any radiation. But they persisted, they survived. They kept their head down and ate dirt. Here is where a little known Japanese proverb gained prominence: "When dealing with a forein country, be a prostitute. Promise them the moon, all the stars in heaven and your eternal love, but, never, give your heart." In time they will let their guard down and you can strike." And strike they did. The japanese economy became a powerhouse, even without an army they would take over the world but that is when the Jews came to Japan. Japan crashed and for a decade the country suffered in depression. A new layer of failiure had piled on the old layer of shame for losing WWII but this time, with a renewed hatred of the Jew. "Hitler did nothing wrong." was the collective mindset of the entire country. Slowly, japan got back on it's feet as it always had. After all, Japan is not Detroit. This time they had a plan. Collectively, the entire country agreed either consciously or subconsciously thst they eould beat the Jew by turning their greatest ally, America, against them. Deliberately catering to american sensibilities, Anime smashed into the western cartoon market while also containing National Socialist propaganda. The most blatant of which, being the Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z. Later they toned down the hidden marks, such as The Sharingan from Naruto being very similar to a swastica but different enough so that anyone who pointed it out would be thought a tard. Their efforts of using anime to depict the feminine ideal (waifu) in combination with subtle nazi imagery awakened within young Americans a bud that would one day bloom into the flower of facism.

Politics? In My animes? it's more likely than you think

The left hates anime for the following reasons: the feminine ideal represented as Waifu and core of anime and it's intrinsic link to National Socialism.

Ever since the pairing of Donald Trump with various waifus and anime imagery reinforced once again, in leftists, of subtle nazi propganda inherant to the core of anime. So they redoubled their efforts to denounce anime at every turn and shame japanese creators. Some studios were denied the wider western audience and went bankrupt. Most however, did not care about the screeching of landehales and continued their work to express the purity of feminine grace. Shills tried evrything they could to cripple various /pol/ boards from the inside, the majority of attacks being focused on 4chan's and 8chan's /pol/ boards. One argument a shill used would be the banning of anime. It was then realized that Anime could be used to trigger leftists, the smuganimegirl.jpeg being a symbol inspiring fear in beta cucks and despair in feminists for the virtues they would never have.

About Anime Haters

Anime haters for the most part are people who don't like anime. Granted, while any fuckhead on the street we'd give less than a fly shit on the ass hair of an elephant's stinking crusty asshole on a blazing hot dauy about their interests, they are the obssessors of this inane, miserably pathetic topic that would give anyone a lifetime's worth of cringe and mystified bewilderment that it would get any regular person to walk away and tell them to not ever relate to them again, and occasionally pop up non stop in comments sections and innocuous places on the internet. For literally littering one's shit grudewank, it's thanks to them that we should write this article on them.

Of course, they do come in several varieties:

• liberals, communists, anarchists, jews and moral relativists of all sorts
• animation schools are a source of anime haters, especially the teachers
• /co/mic book nerds
• Bitter, vindictive, and antisocial nerds who are usually gamers and other fiction connoisseurs who usually can't keep to themselves and are egotists with a hobby to throw their weight around
• Small town white trash of suburbia and small towns who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Upper class trash who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Muslims, anime is Haram
• Diehard fans of John Kriflauski and western animation who can't get off their sinking ship of an artistic medium if they tried
• Your Mom
• The philipino contract-basis animators working 12 hour shifts for little pay.

Anime haters for the most part are grudewankers beyond all known comprehension. They're like bacteria and plague, a scourge on mankind who just can't stop talking about how much they don't like anime in order to stand out. Ironically, a majority of people feel indifferent about anime; the group they belong to are just as self fellating and hivemind to where they all look the same as a personality. Usually they tend to gather around low hanging fruit on Youtube and forums to spread their word, however they also look like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to make sense of their ignorance and hormone addled unresolved pathetic excuses of lives.

Correlations between anime hatedom and being a loser

It's been revealed through much science and logic that being a person who doesn't like anime makes you even more of a fucking loser than if you did. According to research and monitored experiments, not liking anime bears the side effects of:

• Being a close minded shit for brains that repels anyone sociable in your life
• Being a dreary hopeless loser than even emos and goths, like over 9000 fold, holy shit that's fucking serious business
• Being the excess indulgent bane of society through non stop drinking and drug use as if it was a lifestyle
• Being a tasteless boring fuckhead cog stiff who is destined to die working past their death
• Being an expendable peon who sucks the dicks of being a simple minded bitch to the dicks of conformity
• Having shit taste in art
• Having no sense of joy or wonder in life
• Belonging to the end of humanity that deserves their Darwinistic extermination for the betterment of future generations
• Being a racist and ethnocentric shit who has no place in society
• Being an annoying fucking scuntfuck who is an unlikable human being
• Endless wanderings on the internet because reality dictates you are infact more forever alone than an anime fan
• Being a nihilistic miserable piece of work that no one wants to be around
• Being a shiftless skeezy loser who commits crimes due to lack of direction in life

Conclusion

Like holy shit. It's like anime haters are not very fucking interesting as people! To hate anime is to hate life.

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