User talk:Pooponrouge

Welcome, Pooponrouge

This is serious. READ IT.

Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.

We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:

• Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
• Sign your comments using four sperm-tails like this ~~~~ or people will cry.
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• See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else... or not, shit is tl;dr

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Mr Jonzz 13:36, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

Whirled

hello. my name is hipcream, and i'm a faggot. please fuck my naked bottom. -hipcrime 17:41, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

thank you for fixing that for me. -hipcrime 18:09, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

I fixed your user page for you. Mike the Great (talk) 18:12, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

Lol thanks. That actually looks pretty boss. But anyways, I never wanted the page edited at all. It was funny the way it was. Stop throwing a bitch fit just because people are using it to "attack" others. Half the people who play Whirled don't even read it. The shit that was on there was funny.  — Preceding comment added by Pooponrouge (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

	“	Encyclopedia Dramatica doesn't give a shit about your petty cliqueish drama. Take that shit elsewhere.	„
	—official ED policy

Deal with it. Not an attack platform. Mike the Great (talk) 18:24, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

Fair enough, just thought the admins on this website weren't complete faggots. If you're going to fuck up shit on the "People you should totally troll and probably hack" then you should just remove it all. I guess I'm gonna need to update my list of websites that doesn't let you say mean things about people, encyclopediadramatica, Neopets, club penguin, all that dope shit.  — Preceding comment added by Pooponrouge (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

as long as you are offering advice, let me give some of my own: read the primer. your edits show that you have not. -hipcrime 18:46, 17 May 2012 (EDT)