Nazi pug

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Markus was fined his weight in pounds

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In April 2016, a Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.

Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain

The evidence

	“	My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable her wee dog is, and so I thought that I would turn him into the least cute thing that i could think of, which is a Nazi.	„
	—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn

	“	I'm no racist by the way, i just really wanted to piss her off.	„
	—

Reactions to Nazi pug

	“	To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief	„
	—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an ~~ungassed~~ aghast Jew

And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed ~~6m Jews~~ 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:

The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:

	“	I am so sorry to the Jewish community for any offence I have caused them. This was never my intention and I apologise.	„
	—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real* thugs are*

Follow-up

This innocent man could go to prison for owning a Nazi dog

The true culprit, who will walk free

Markus has released videos where he explains some of the effects of this hilarious joke:

There is a trial set for this shit sometime in ~~2017~~ 2018
A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for flipping off our hero, and for calling him a "Nazi bastard"
Our hero was fired from his job, and remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press
Update 1
Update 2 (trial held over until November 2017)

It wasn't all bad though. Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, many of whom will donate their precious welfare dollars to this worthy cause.

As expected, Meechan was found guilty on March 20, 2018, thereby making England safe again. Sentencing is scheduled on April 23rd, 2018, and the actual dog-Nazi will not be tried nor sentenced, but instead will receive cuddles and loves from Marcus's girlfriend while Marcus receives cuddles and loves in prison.

Update 3

As Meechan smuggled lube into his ass and was ready to go to jail after 2 years of being dragged through the Scottish justice system since the video in context was defined to the court (NOT THE FUCKING CREATOR) as hate speech against juice. When the court finally ended he was to be sentenced of a fine of £800 (£1 for every pound (lbs) his girlfriend weighs). During the court, his lawyer advised to Meechan saying to not accept any form of punishment if it was fines or community service since Meechan was deliberately trying to get jail time so the message of "going to prison for doing a joke that was only meant to piss off his girlfriend" to sink in for those that say "i believe in free speech but hate speech should be illegal". Only his lawyer and Sargon of Akkad only knew about it at the time that Meechan was trying to get time in jail but not his girlfriend.

Like the reign of Zaiger. He (as of the time of 24/04/2018) is trying to raise £100,000 for a lawyer. Luckily he was getting fans, JewTubers and EDiots alike to fund his cause instead of him getting £100k in debt on his GoFundMe page to fight the fine instead of paying the £800 fine for the cause of not wanting to have anyone to go through the same shit that he went and to hopefully destroy the law so no one would have the thought police come to your door and drag you off to either pay a £800 fine or off to the Gulag for up to a year.

Dankula and ED

When Zaiger got sued and tried to pawn his legal fees off on the ED userbase, Dankula was one of the few people to come to the aid of the glorious ED reich and make a video telling people they should donate to us. After Zaiger was kicked out, he deleted that video and made a new one explaining to everyone why Zaiger is a faggot.