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Clown Tobi
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Clown Tobi looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!
As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi!
For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.
Tobi made a roofied cocktail on mothersday and tied up his ex-wife's children to make them watch him stab their mother to death to express his passion for BDSM to her and the kids telling them a hilarious joke that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown).
His lulzy act continued after Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin surrendered many hours later, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.
Gallery
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Without the facepaint.
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Kevin Lapierre Doing a Police Standoff.
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Dancing like a Retard
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Kevin's partner in crime.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff |
| Style: | 15/20 bonus for taking hostages |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel |
| Bonus: | 15/20 POLICE STANDOFF! |
| Total score: 42/100 (D-) | |
Wanted Level:
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Police Force
