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JessePajamas is a sissy tryhard sonicfag who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through Garageband and calls it a day. He is notoriously NOT known by anybody, in fact he's a complete nobody and no one gives a shit about him. Despite this, he is an attention and drama whore of the Sonic community, so there's bound to be something cringy about him.

History

If there's anything that has remained consistent in Jesse's longrunning YouTube "career" its that he has never stopped trying to get attention by doing "whoa edgy" videos. Rightfully so, they've all been unfunny and never got any views.

 
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Before JessePajamas

Before Jesse went by his current and retarded moniker, his previous usernames were FireGoron, and FireGXLOL as well as many others that are too numerous to list and nobody gives a flying fuck anyway. On these accounts, Jesse mostly made imitation videos, stealing and mocking others that were more popular than him to try and raise the ranks himself, but it never worked. First he tried copying popular YouTubers at the time including Chris Crocker, and sexibabegirl1920, but then when that didn't work, he picked the Sonic community due to his love of Cream the Rabbit and began to copy all the popular figures in that videosphere including MugiMikey, Mardic and HoodboyTails. Jesse attempted to ape their bit and each time proved to be not as funny as those he imitated and ended up ragequitting his FireGXLOL account when he couldn't seem to get any views on his videos.

Jesse literally stole his sister's bikini top to make this video.
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Current Day

For reasons unknown, MugiMikey a decently known animator in the Sonicsphere on YouTube allows Jesse to insert his shitty MIDI replacement music into his videos now. Due to this small shred of relevancy, he decided to start up a new channel JessePajamas. On this channel, Jesse unsurprisingly creates unoriginal videos that are mere poor imitations of those more popular than himself. This time, he copies YouTubers like PremydaRemy, StephenKnux, and TWIP by doing "Sonic News" videos where all he does is steal other YouTuber's videos with a YouTube downloader and record himself talking about shit nobody cares about pertaining to whatever new info comes out about Cream the Rabbit. These videos get literally less than 100 views each and are yet another reminder that nothing Jesse ever makes will ever get noticed.

Jesse has literally resorted to fandubbing his favorite hentais to try and garner attention.

Drama

He is no stranger to drama. Wherever he goes, drama is soon to follow. Most of it adds up to the fact that Jesse never gets his way and goes out of his way to harass and offend those that upset his little sissy feelings.

Deviant Art

Jesse has repeatedly antagonized people in the Sonic fandom including artists that refused to draw Jesse's OC having sex with Cream the Rabbit. This in turn saw Jesse creating a sock account and uploading their artwork under the video title "Stupid Sonic Couples."

 

Theseusers were KKPinkFox, lightninxshidw, blazexfurykittyx and Illakulebubby and all are horrible Sonic fan artists that fight over which one of their OCs gets to be paired with Shadow. Ultimately the video remained uploaded (at least Part 2) and these three artists have cried themselves to sleep everynight since then and have each committed their lives to disliking every video Jesse uploads on his new accounts.

Onlookers have recreated a dramatization of these events here in this video.

Attention Whore

In every attempt to get noticed by those around him, Jesse has even leaked nudes online, revealing HE HAS NO COCK!

EXPOSED!

 

FetLife

Jesse once had a FetLife page (dating site for fags) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the best bits:

"I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness."

"i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me."

"I prefer bottom."

On his fetlife Jesse also revealed that he likes to wear schoolgirl uniforms, and put vibrators up his ass. He also apparently admitted that he fantasized wearing women's panties and being fucked in the ass as someone pretends to be his "big sister." He also has apparently has a thing for femdom, "mommy doms" and "mommy/son roleplay."

e621

Like every Sonic fan, Jesse pays regular visits to furry porn website e621, in which he has an account. On it he has favorites tags including: crossdressing, armpits, sweat, dickgirls, ass spreading, anal, "male solo," gay, and femdom.

His profile and all his favorites picks can be seen here!

He follows SpazKidin3d like a lost puppy, begging him to continue his Rouge the Bat comic and even threatening him at gunpoint to be in his videos so that his "fans" will think he's friends with him. Several of Spaz's art can be seen in Jesse's favorites suggesting they're friends, but if you look at Jesse's twitter you'll see several tweets aimed at Spaz by Jesse but with no response whatsoever, further suggesting that Jesse is obsessively stalking him.

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