User:Hector123/Brie Livingston

Brie Livingston a.k.a Thistleburr is the pseudoname for the terrifying, cross-dressing pervert who has achieved Internet notoriety for the cuckoo fantasy-land in which he lives.

Brie's life involves taking incredibly slutty pictures of him/herself, preferably with his panties round his 50 year old kankles while poorly hiding his junk in a variety of centre-spread poses. Many of these photos are then doctored into many images of celebrities or porn so he can than describe to you, his loyal reader, his sick fantasies of grandeur.

Large sections of his blog are also taken up to give step-by-step reviews of porn he likes. This is of course when he is not writing amazing erotic stories.

One of the few SFW files one can find.

Style

Brie's vast and expansive knowledge on positions and poses could make a well-seasoned slut blush. His trademark glasses and eagerness to show off his lower body in nothing but pantihose leads one to believe he is mentally perturbed in some form. He may combine any of the following:

• Giving vacant dour-faced looks to the camera in his trademark granny-glasses.
• Raising his legs so the world can see his buttocks in all their glory.
• Wearing underwear that clearly outlines his tiny junk. For a transsexual this man be lazy.
• Hiding his penis and scrotum with 1/8th of his entire hand.
• Having his underwear ride around his shins.
• Making a point of showing how overweight he is.

Of course, posing is second-nature to Brie. What's really important is the seemingly limitless amount of women's clothing he owns, and how spectacularly tacky it all is. In fact some of these clothing items are so unsightly, one can only assume that Brie is bringing a brand new, previously unseen style to inhibit arousal across a broad spectrum.

Trademark pose. Many denizens of the internet find this arousing.

It is a well known fact that women have difficulty wearing underwear.

Unaccountable Strangeness

There is no clear reason why one would want to photoshop themselves into porn, as a child, or anything that's just plain creepy unless one is a fucking loon. This is the case.

	“	Anyway, during the lost semester in Glendale, I was able to squeeze into a pair of my mom’s sling-back shoes, even with her really tiny shoe size, because the back strap had some stretch. Also would wear her button font dress, then going out on the back patio, during the day, which was on an alley, to pleasure myself – never got caught either! This was done for kicks.	„
	—Brie Livingston, Brietv.com

Erotic Stories

Several things are made clear from Brie's sexual fantasies, aside from his lack of grammar:

• He has a son/mother fetish.
• He has the most fun writing about what an old lady is wearing, sex is just a tiresome necessity to add to a sex story.
• He has an older woman fetish. Dry vagina only adds to the appeal.
• He believes 4 fingers to be an acceptability comfortable number to stick into a lady's vajayjay.
• Garter Belts. Seamen on Nylon. Older women wearing pantihose. All things to do with leggings are the final word in sexy attire and appeal.
• Condoms are only for 'ball bustin' cheerleaders(TM)'.