Great Wall of Mexico

The Great Wall of Mexico was erected by George W. Bush in 2006. It was constructed in order to prevent Jews, Mexicans and Furries from crossing over into the United States. You can help by writing about this in your LiveJournal, but trust us, nobody gives a shit.

Seriously. Think about it.

Discussions are still being held in regards to the US-Canada border. Canada is pre-ejaculating with delight at the prospect of ridding their land of American teenagers looking for weed.

Failure

Although the Great Fence is supposed to stop beaners from getting into the US, it has failed on many, many, many occasions. Probably due to the fact that Mexicans jump fences everyday to steal your stereos, various lawn equipments, and burrito making materials. Most Mexicans jump the Great Fence, some get help from furries and dig tunnels, while others just walk around. Some challenges a Mexican might face once getting over the fence are: Texans, the Alamo, People with two first names, W, Creationists, and Republicans. Also, someone accidentally built a 30 mile section of the fence like 10 miles into Mexico

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  This is where Nickelodeon gets their shows.
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  Advanced Mexican technology breaches the Great Fence with ease, while simultaneously training illegal immigrants for their future careers.
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  Trust PETA to make the most out of the situation.