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Asian fetish
Noone likes azn men, especially azn women as they have small penises. Azn women are perceived to be much more attractive, as they have large penises. Basically, if you love azn women and anything relatively azn, you have an azn fetish.
Asian Fetish vs. Wapanese
Wapanese wish that they were Asian, usually Japanese. They also horribly misinterpret Asian culture, thinking all of it (including China, Korea, Vietnam, etc.) to be exactly like whatever their favorite anime are like; this means they think it to be Japan, just with bizarre hair colors, ninjas, horny women with big breasts, and lulz.
Someone with an Asian fetish has no desire to be Asian themselves, however, their entire life revolves around obtaining Asian pussy. If a 40-year old Korean woman who fell under the BBW category, with two kids; saggy, lactating breasts that gave sour, fish-tasting milk; hairy moles; thighs that looked like two Ziploc bags of dough that had been beaten vigorously; and an ass that looked like two midgets beating the living fuck out of each other under a parachute when she walked came up and said "Me think Jew rook rike big saxy man, you sucky tit drink mirku biiig calcium be happy I get greencardu!" and a hot, nubile young Caucasian woman with large, firm breasts, a shapely ass that quarters could be bounced off of and wanting green eyes said, "excuse me, but I've been looking for a guy who can fuck my warm, tight, pussy while my twin sister watches and waits for her turn, and you look like the guy," the Asian Fetishist would say "My rikey you too! Hai, watashi wa ta-neuma desu! Doozo yoroshiku, o negai shimasu!" to the former and justify it later as "she just had something about her," telling the latter girl to go fuck his opportunistic friend.
Karma vs. Asian Fetishist: pwned
Most Azn women worth anything more than a mocking sneer can spot an Asian Fetishist from at least 100 miles away, and will either avoid them like the plague or use them for whatever money their parents put in their bank account every month, maybe get some lulzy "sex," then kick them to the curb with the rest of their tampons. After this happens, the fetishist will bawl his eyes out, lament why he's always last in line for the gang bang and repost his ad on Craigslist.
Most Asian fetishists prefer FOBs, the fresher the better. They love you long time. The less westernized they are the more they behave as women should. Don't talk, cook, clean, and obey. This is why Asian accents are sexy.
Occasionally, a transvestite will answer the call of the Asian obsessor. It may take some time for the Asian fetishist to realize that the pristine, dainty little sex goddess who is falling hard for him and loves giving head is actually a man; this takes longer than with other races because all Asian faces look the same, and due to the micropenis common to Asian males. Upon finding this out, the Asian fetishist has been pwned. What makes it even better is that since all Asians are ninjas, if he gets mad and tries to pound the fuck out of the tranny, the tranny will pwn him and then assraep him, bestowing a donkey punch on him as the coup de gras.
Explanation
There are several reasons why a white man would seek the courtship of an oriental female:
- He is a pedophile, and the boobless, babyfaced, petite body of an Azn girl is the closest thing he'll ever get to a real jailbait on this side of the law.
- He is a weeaboo, and wants his Vietnamese girlfriend to teach him Japanese and initiate him into the mysteries of the tea ceremony and guro.
- He is conservative as a rock, but for some reason see no problem with interracial marriages, and correctly assumes that an Azn wife is at least 100 times more likely to be found in the kitchen than a white bitch.
- He is a basement dweller who has read a bunch of articles written by the above conservative-as-rock, survivalist psychopath on how superior Asian women are to their white counterparts, and believes it in an attempt to justify being rejected by his 2nd cousin for his bid to go to the county hoe-down together
- He wants to make it with a chick with no soul and no face.
Reasons why Azn women would be attracted to white men:
- He's got the $$$
- He has Big American Penis (So BIG)
- Greencard
- She was raped by a white military officer in her native province of Chinkaju and loved it.
- Her step-dad is/was white
Reasons why Azn women would be attracted to black men:
- Because they'll never get a big enough cock from an Asian guy to stuff their tiny pussy.
- They git raped by one(lol)
- nobody else likes them
- They are tired of going out with skinny and short azn weaklings and want a tall strong black man
Reasons why white or black women seek the courtship of Azn men:
- They're secretly lesbians and find the thought of a tall, handsome, statuesque whitey or black person terrifies the living hell out of them
- He's got the $$$ since they're all doctors, engineers, dentists etc.
- Azn men are little bitches that do what they are told, and are naturally tidy.
- They believe (correctly) it's their ticket to bukkake films.
People with AZN Fetish
- Ryulong - Jew with azn fetish
- John Lennon
- Tom Anderson
- Woody Allen: adopted Chinese baby, raised her to be his bitch, married her
- Patrick Hamm: 30 year old Harvard sociology teacher drugged his azn student, Lena Chen, choked her until she spread her legs, then got her a fake ID so she could drink
- Gen. Douglas MacArthur, rebuilt Japan after pwning it with the bomb in attempt to get pussy
- You
You know you're a Azn lovin faggot if...
- You vomit at regular porn, but tubgirl or guro makes you hard.
- You hate anything that resembles the anime "art" style if it's made by an western company. IE: Totally Spies
- You eat pocky.
- You try to start every conversation with "konnichiwa".
- You can eat with sticks.
- You enjoy eating raw fish and salty weeds from the ocean.
- You call the person by the English meaning of their name (ie calling them "Spring Flower" instead of Haruka)
- You know that Azn pussy isn't sideways, it's more diagonal.
- The tallest girl you'll date is a foot shorter than you.
- Roast beef and the color gray make you hard.
- You can speak, read, write and/or understand Azn.
- You think the Japs shouldn't have been locked up during World War II.
- You are glad that the Vietnam War happened, not just because Tom Cruise could be in a wheelchair and argue that he killed the most gook babies, but that it caused refugees to come here and perceive white guys as heroes.
- A short girl with straight black hair turns you on, even if she's 12 and white, just so long as she squints when you fuck.
- You think Azns can drive.
- You feel that stopping the rape in Platoon was justified.
- You know more than 5 anime series.
- You are so afraid of having ginger children, that you're willing to drop snot inside an azn's stink hole and have babies with her (only known cure)
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