Nigger

Offended? If you have been offended by "Nigger", please click here and slowly scroll down to the bottom of the page.

A Nigger is the long sought after "missing link" between man and ape. They are characterized by their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and their love for fried chickens, watermelons, purple drank, large asses, jailhouses, and dat wyte pussay. The female version of this species of sub-human is the Nigra, or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely, impossibly oversized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Tamqueesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails. Additionally, all Niggers are well known for being EXTREMELY FUCKING LOUD and constantly TyPiNq l1K33 d1$$ cUz ItZ g@nG$t@ Niqq@!!1

The 4 Stages of the Nigger

There are 4 known stages of the Nigger.

• The Nig: The Nig is essentially an average, well to do, productive member of society who was just unfortunate enough to have been born this way. (Note: This is the rarest form and only half-nigger, half-humans are known to be a part of this stage)
• The Negro: The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species, the love for fried chicken (most commonly Church's Chicken), the love for purple drank (it i unclear just what Purple Drank is, be it grape kool-aid, grape soda, grape juice, who knows?), etc, etc. They commonly wear clothing that is either 10 sizes too big with a lot of brand names covered with gold, glitter-esque crap, or neon colored skinny jeans, converse sneakers, and flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its disgusting. They also wear custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq.
• The Double Nigger: The Double Nigger makes up about 85% of crime in the Jewnited Gaytes of Amerikkkunts, as well as 99% of all gangs. (The other 1% being gangs created by inbred tweeker rednecks from some podunk ass state down south, also known as General Lee's anus) They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger has been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
• The Niggest: The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a country known for its AIDS and ass-backwards society. They are so god damn black, that the only way that one could possibly see them after dark would be if they showed their teeth. This is the main cause of the spread of AIDS in Africa, as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to rape anything that moves.

Habitats

• Da ghetto!
• Mostly LA and Jew York
• Jail
• Africawk

Confronting a Nigger

When confronting a nigger in everyday society and you are unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest Skinhead or law enforcement official. If you are armed, it is best you shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to curbstomp the the fuck out of them as a safety precaution. (see Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger) Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed and transferred HIV/AIDS.