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Scooby-Doo
Scooby-Doo is a children's cartoon show about a bunch of nobodies resolving "mysteries". Despite this being a shitty idea that's not even original to them, it was milked into the ground with at least a thousand different spinoffs.
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They even made movies based off the series, since there's no content to justify 90 minutes of Scooby Doo. They take an episode and stretch it out. There was a Live-Action abomination that somehow got a sequel. Hell, they made a new one a few weeks ago.
Scooby-Doo in a Scooby snack
The plot of each episode is basically: Your gang hears rumors about some haunted place, so you go there. You're inside your hippie van with all your other butt-buddies discussing the haunted place or other boring shit for a good 10 minutes before the episode actually starts.
Once your gang arrives nearby the haunted place which is 70% of the time abandoned, then you start investigating starting off with the ghost shit on the ground. After picking that up you realize it's a "clue". You ask the few people around about the weird shit going on there and then afterward you directly go to the haunted place.
You separate in tiny groups to look for more "clues", which will always be Shaggy + Scooby together and the 3 other retards together. After your group ends up separated and because you are Shaggy you finally find the "ghost" by accident and you start running away like a pussy because you're a coward.
The ghost then runs after you, when you manage to reunite with the group the ghost magically disappears and you tell them what happened; Then, Fred has the brilliant idea to use you as bait to catch the ghost. After building up a bunch of traps, all you do is wait until the ghost shows up and when it shows up, you manage to catch it and it turns out the ghost was a dude wearing a shitty Halloween costume. The dude is then either arrested or excuses himself to your group and that's it - end of the episode.
The cast
- Scooby-Doo: A stupid cowardly nigger-colored talking dog that eats so much shit you start wondering why it hasn't died of a fucking heart attack. The only reason he's in the group is because he is always used as bait to catch the ghosts, he is absolutely useless otherwise.
- Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: Like, he's like one the most cowardly of like all the other characters. Like Scooby-Doo he is LIKE eating way too much shit, LIKE how did he not get LIKE a heart attack? Also LIKE he makes very good bait for the ghosts.
- Velma Dinkley: The smartass of the group, unless she tries to resolve riddles, she's practically useless since everyone else can do her work too. She wants to fuck Shaggy and even he is not interested.
- Daphnee Blake: Spoiled brat who is allergic to literally everything poor people have to deal with. She also always has some sort of gadget or life hack to get the group out of all situations.
- Fred Jones: He is a professional artisan who makes traps that almost always manage to catch the professional shitters pulling pranks on children. He also gets to bang Daphnee.
- Scrappy-Doo: Who?
Memes
Ultra Instinct Shaggy
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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME unfunny newfag until you like it. |
This meme was born from a Scooby-Doo episode movie where Shaggy literally goes sicko mode and obliterate a bunch of bikers all alone. In direct reference to 9001, some normalfag will say something along the lines of "Shaggy has only used 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his power."
The only reason it is (un)funny is because Shaggy is nearly omnipotent and because he is pitted against the likes of Goku, Superman and Satan, he comes out of the fights victorious everytime.
Scooby-Doo's running gag
Bootlegs
Because this series was so popular and so fantastic, Indians and ching chongs decided to create Scooby-Doo rip-offs.
Mystery Skulls
It is a short-lived animated musical youtube series made by a brony.
The cast is almost identical to Scooby-Doo's, except the dumb bimbo is missing, leaving only the talking dog, the cowardly fag, the smartass nerd and the crafty chad, oh wait he's dead.
It turns out that cowardly fag actually killed the chad after being possessed by a demon or some shit.
It also appears the dog got possessed too, but it's not known at the moment.
See Also
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