Danganronpa

Danganronpa looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.

Danganronpa (also known as High School Anime Murder Simulator 2010) is a game where you a play as a "the most badass character EVAA!!" by a name of Makoto Naegi (more like Memekoto Naegi amirite????), who got apparently trapped inside a school campus alongside with his best friends and now they need to kill each other because some bear said so. The ultimate goal of this game is to get along with each other in order to defeat big fat meanie bear known as Monokuma (which literally means Monobear, 10 points for originality), as long as you don't die and don't swear , JK of course, the real goal of this to survive throughout all 6 chapters, each one of them containing at least one murder (except for 6th chapter because developers run out of ideas by that point, not to mention the lack of people) that needs to be solved in order to advance further into a game. Now unless you're goddamn retard, you can already see that this looks like M-rated Phoenix Wright game intended for weeaboo audiences who have nothing better to do in their life, except to jerk off to their favorite animu characters, and then cry alone in bed when they see their same characters get killed later in game. This game also got two sequels, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (real name High School Anime Murder Simulator 2013) and Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony (real name High School Anime Murder Simulator Volume 3) who are just as shitty if not, shittier then the original, and the one spin-off called Ultra Despair Girls (which by the title, you can already guess that you're gonna play as some crazy feminists, who want the whole world suffer and be oppressed as they are right now).

File:Original cast.png

If you can name at least 5 characters, consider yourself becoming an hero.

Who created this piece of shit, how and why?

This game was developed by Spike, whom you might remember for doing those Dragon Ball Z fighting games you played on PS2 as a kid. But the real mastermind behind all this shit is a man called Kazutaka Kodaka, a fucking genius honorary aryan who was once visited by one of his unidentified friends to drink tea and plan an great invasion on China, and thus to become a God and Emperor a fucking pedo and child molester who thought it was really nice idea to feature a character who looks like underage girl but in actuality it is an underage boy who was apparently a trap, which means that not only he's a pedophile, but also works undercover in catholic church as a priest. It is also worth mentioning that he's also one of the biggest japanese video game trolls since he managed to pwn 33 fucking people in all three games, without counting feminazi spin-off game, thus pissing off a fuckton of weebs worldwide because their favourite characters got brutally murdered like unborn human fetuses that are ready for cooking from China.

File:Psychopath.png

This is just a tip of the iceberg.

The name Danganronpa has got to be one of the weirdest and probably most original names for a video game franchise ever which also spawned another shitton of sex jokes such as: "Oh my, my Ronpa is all wet! Please put your Dangan inside me, master!" however, when you translate it into English, it literally means "Bullet to Refute", which further proves the point that translated anime names and dubs are shit. But it wasn't always been that way, much like America wasn't always been a cesspool of racism towards white people and overall insane political correctness which literally makes this game look like it's a fucking masterpiece of humankind. Danganronpa used to be called Distrust, which by the way, was way more cool and appropriate title for the game itself, but one day, Kazutaka said to his friend Logan Paul to stop recording dead memes in forest and go help him develop a game jk of course, he decided to scrap the name and replace it with something "moaroriginal", thus the name "Danganronpa" was born.

The original game was intended to be more gory and violent, but due to the political climate of the West, "Muh originalitism" and possible millitary invasion from China, they decided to to recolor the blood of the murdered students from realistic red, to plastic radioactive pink because out of all colors, HE HAD TO CHOOSE PINK! And I thought I was unoriginal!

The game was released in 2010 in Japan for the PSP. Since it was a Japan-only game, it never caught the eye of various people in the U.S. of A. until some Something Awful goon named "orenronen" made a "let's play" thread about the first game which caught the eyes of weeaboos seeing it as the second coming of Phoenix Wright. Eventually the game became so popular it got offically released for the Vita in english to the delight of weebs everywhere.

Plot

The plot centres around a bunch of teenage shotas and lolis raping each other in order to escape the high school from hell they're trapped in. Eventually the purging of the chinks is halted so a blonde bimbo can be revealed to be behind the murder orgy. Once she is defeated through the power of friendship, the writers suck themselves off by having the remaining cast wet themselves over the "shocking twists", with such brilliant writing as "It was all a simulation, everything is fine." and "It was all fictional.". The characters all have stereotypical anime backstories, including childhood friend love interest, rich asshole and being retarded but meaning well. Every single girl is violated and shown in their underwear. Every guy is shown to be an asshole, become an asshole, or use to be an asshole, and now is a quiet freak.

Gameplay

Each chapter you click through a powerpoint of generic highschool classrooms wishing for death. Once you've spoken to the future rape victims you hate the least, one lucky individual is killed and gets their body proudly displayed in a serial killer death trap. This then forces you to find google images of possible murder weapons before entering a McDonalds play area to discuss how the tranny was killed. You literally shoot down arguments with bullets engraved with the right slurs to trigger whichever retard dare challenge your intellect.

Future games changed barely anything due to the corner cutting devs not wanting to actually have to work. Eventually you explore 3D areas with some of the worst map design and graphics known to man, as well as colour choices that would put JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to shame for most gay jap creation, giving us yet another reason why two bombs weren't enough.

In-between making a fool of yourself in a virtual school, just like you do in real life, you are expected to socialize with the future breeding stock and deadweights of the world. This forces you to deal with virtual novel text boxs with dialgoue you will neither remember nor care about. The best character is a girl whose only redeeming characteristic is having large breasts, who tells you her uncle told her not to wear panties and she is genuinely too stupid to refuse to do anything she is told. Beyond her, no other character is worth paying attention to.

DR1

Makoto Naegi - The protagonist of the first game who's literally just some dude with an ahoge. Way to get creative, Spike Chunsoft.

Kyoko Kirigiri - Makoto's supposed love interest that the mostly basement dwelling fanbase faps to.

DR2

Hajime Hinata - The protagonist of the second game who's also just some plain dude with an ahoge. Wow, SC isn't even trying at this point...

Chiaki Nanami - A boring and bland gamer girl that weeaboos still fap to nevertheless. In fact, there's an actual scene of the game in which she's stripped in a bra and underwear.

Nagito Komaeda - A whiny asshole who has zillions of fangirls and also has sexual fantasies of raping Hajime's sweet ass pretty much every time he's on screen. Why does he have so many fangirls, again?

DRV3

Kaede Akamatsu - The character that gave otakus and feminists 10 fucking orgasms, as they could now play as their very own fap material. But SHIT THEY JUST GOT PRANKED cuz she gets pwned in the first fucking chapter of the game.

Shuchi Saihara - The true protagonist of the third game who's you guessed it, just some dude with an ahoge. Except this time he's emo.

Kokichi Ouma - An annoying fag that somehow has a bazillion fangirls despite the fact that he's a stupid asswipe throughout pretty much the entire game.

The Anime

Because no Japanese video game would be complete without one nowadays an anime was released in 2013. The show itself is pretty much unbearable; showcasing cheap animation and a standard of voice acting that would make even Tara Strong blush.

A second, more original anime, was conceived a year later. This time, the Jew producers at the animation studio decided to split the second anime in two, with the only differences being the plot.

Fan Base

The general review is "THIS GAEM IS AWSUM!!!!!!!!!" but not everyone said this is true. Common Sense Media, who reviewed the sequels, considered the game "too violent for kids". While this is true, it's just Common Sense being typical "this is innapropareat!!!". Regardless, it has received better reviews than most anus scum to come out of Japan's ass.

File:Godisdeadandsoisyou.jpg

You after playing all three games (including the spin-off)

Despite the amount of sexual assault and cartoon gore this series proudly displays, the fan base is comprised almost entirely of teenage girls, who have morphed the series identity from another shitty weeaboo virtual novel, to an lgbtq hellhole. They demand every character be a sexuality you've never heard of and ship murderers with their victims. They redesign characters to be fatter, blacker, or trans in a desperate bid to try convince people the game series made by right wing chinks is actually a digital gay bar.

The community is shunned by most other weeaboos for their extreme toxicity. Prominent members of their community are regularly doxxed and harassed for not being gay, not being trans, not shipping children, not liking fat reimaginings of the characters, not like nigger versions of the characters, not being a pedo, being a pedo, or not liking a particular character the fanbase has decided is a saint, despite them being depicted as a psychopath who manipulates and kills with no remorse.

See also

• Doki Doki Literature Club-What tried to rip off DR.
• Persona-What DR wishes it was.
• Ace Attorney-What DR tried to rip off.
• PSP
• Ripoff
• Einshine - Pedo fanboy who made a shitty comic that rips off the games artstyle.
• 707Fangirl - Another fantard. Only this time a tartlet.
• Something Awful - Where this abortion of a series was discovered by western audiences

Danganronpa is part of a series on Gaming Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage.

Danganronpa is part of a series on Anime Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage.