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Fag can refer to:

  1. You
  2. Sean
  3. moot
  4. lifeinatent
Typical pro-fag propaganda.
They're getting younger and younger



Faggotry

Faggotry is when a faggot shows off his god given gift off being a filthy, loudmouth fairy.


Gay Courtship Rite

Watch the mating ritual unfold


 
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"Now I'm going to fuck you"
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Faggotry = Cool?

 
SO COOL

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool until you find out they rape you and suck your cock while you sleep. Occasionally, they were found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy because, as a man it is their right to as much pussy they can shove their dick in. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like MySpace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DeviantART and ED. In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson, and Hollywood guru/scifag Tom Cruise tied for first with Justin Bieber.

 
Ugly fags have to resort to some pretty drastic measures.

Faggotry in day to day life

  • The addition of something obnoxious to an already over done situation or idea.

It suggests something out of the ordinary is in place that is usually considered unnecessary, visually disturbing and unnatural or the mixing of two opposites i.g. rap metal, glow sticks on dance floors or men with similar hairstyles as women (see: Emo/Scene/Japan)

Faggots in literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a Roman shower of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

Faggots on ED IRC

An example of raw faggotry at work. 

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed


 
Queen Day.

Nowadays because of hippies, every straight person North of Texas and West of Illinois has to accept gays. (Unless you live in Topeka, Kansas!) Due to incessant campaigns supporting the nefarious Gay Agenda, faggots have inserted themselves so far up our society that they are no longer relegated to seedy bathhouses. It is even rumored that the president is gay (as well as a Muslim communist) based mostly on the hideously disfigured orangutan he calls his wife. On the bright side, the secret faggot war is now out in the open, so we know who to flame on our blogs. Take that, fags!

Faggot facts

Faggot Tree

 

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:

Differences between homos and faggots

 
"That's right. Give my dick some sugar!"

Homos are normal people who have gay sex the same way heteros do: in private; whereas faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

  • Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
  • Talking with a lithp.
  • Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
  • Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
  • Saying "Hel-Loo!".
  • Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some suicidal fag. *footnote, suicidal fags will never be an hero
  • Working for RIAA / MPAA
  • This:

Videos

A collage of the internets best fags.

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Gallery of Fags

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    Behold the common form of teenage faggotry.
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    Goddamn it's in time with the music
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    To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.
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    Or alternatively this tunnel.
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    Ancient faggotry.
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    The homosexual agenda at work.
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    The Reigning King
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    Sighting of four faggots
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    Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.
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    Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not to be confused with camwhores).
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    Fags love their pink balloons.
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    Fag
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    Yahoo! Fag
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    The Faggot Family!
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    World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
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    Faggotry knows no borders.
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    America: keeping fags in their place.
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    where he from?
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    Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including Dootsch.
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    Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.
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    Furry is one common flavor of faggot.
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    4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
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    Typical sexual activity between two homosexuals.
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    The Simpsons lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.
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    Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
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    couple o'fags who are up to no good.
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    It's a well known fact that emos and fags HAET each other.
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    Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.
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    A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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    If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.
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    Faggots for your mouth
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    Thanks, faggot!
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    With a name like Brandon Flowers, you shouldn't need to know what he looks like.
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    Klatuu Berata Fabulous
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    Hes got himself a meal!
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    Women crave and need your cock,and you shouldn't waste yours by fucking another man in the ass.
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See Also

External links

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Wikis

 

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