CoD Fanfiction Wiki

The CoD Fanfiction wiki is a place where 13 year olds cream themselves about being Special Forces Operators and learn how to create Babby's First Mary Sue. No, seriously, 90% of the pages are your generic "I raised my UMP and shot the Russians because I am super awesome and have all the friends in the world" bullshit, while the other 10% are unable to be classified as Mary Sues because they look like they were written by a 3rd grader.

Kid Seal: Vengeance

Kid Seal is a prime example of CoD Fanfiction. In it, a 13 year old is playing Bad Company 2 when Russians break into his house and murder his parents. He then joins the Navy SEALs, who are now accepting fucking 13 year olds. He is then sent into Russia.

""Hey, Harris, by the way, my name is John Mishnick." I replied, "Cool." He said, "Here, want a big machine gun, a medium machine gun, or a small-" I cut him off. "I know what SMGs, assault rifles, and LMGs are." He replied, "Bad company 2?" "Yeah." "Okay, well i have a few weapons in here. How about this M416?" I held it. "No thanks, It doesn't feel good." He then replied. "OK, how about this M14?" "No thanks, i would prefer a full-auto." "Okay, i have a very good weapon for you, the G36." I asked, "Do you have the compact version?" He replied, "Yeah." "I'll take it." I took the gun, and he popped up some more targets. "Now shoot them." I fired, and i hit all of them perfectly. "Holy crap. You are going to make a good SEAL someday." I was already feeling grateful i had joined. But Mishnick then made an announcement. "Listen. We have been training for three days now. So we are going out on the mission tomorrow. We need to deny fuel for a russian invasion. Also, with our new member, Mr. Dylon Harris, we need to be careful what we do." "

4chan /k/ Raid

Thankfully, /k/ was informed of the cowadoody faggotry and raided the fuck out of the wiki. The wiki was spammed with yiff, dragon dildos, and moist nuggets, which sent the admins into Extreme Buttholocausted Mode, banning everyone and everything. One even came onto /k/ to cry about how /k/ was ruining his supa secret speeshul forces boner. However, the admin rage didn't actually do much because they haven't figured how to lock editing, or at least require an account to edit, so anyone with half a brain can still go on and change every word in "Joint Ops" (http://codfanfic.wikia.com/wiki/Joint_Ops) to cocks.

After the raid settled down, it was decided that /k/ would subtly troll the site for the next few months, occasionally raiding it.

See also

• /k/ discovers the ultimate COD faggotry