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Icechat
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Paul 'Snerf' Vanderzee is a massive lolcow. Get on here and ask Paul if Icechat supports Linux! |
Paul Vanderzee, also known IIRC as snerf, is a lolcow and owner of the IceChat IRC Client. Hanging in the channel '#icechat' on QuakeNet, he offers you support on the client.
Discovery of lolcow potential
While a /b/tard was using IceChat to engage in hard gay chats, he encountered a problem, which led to him entering the IceChat support channel. Immediately banned, a fellow /b/tard flooded Paul's sorry ass. This resulted in Paul threatening to be PRESSIN CHARGES on the innocent user. Realizing his level of buttrange, even more fellow /b/tards joined in, contacting Paul directly. Also, even garrett was refused support.
Logs
As AlmaWade:
**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Tue Oct 11 23:37:58 2011 [Snerf has address [email protected]] Oct 11 23:37:58 <Snerf> stop trolling plz Oct 11 23:38:04 <Angelika> /!\ NO /!\ Oct 11 23:38:11 <Angelika> FUCK CHECHENS AND THE POPE Oct 11 23:38:24 <Snerf> lol.. ok. be a child about it then Oct 11 23:38:31 <Snerf> go kick and scream like a 2yr old Oct 11 23:38:34 <Angelika> SUCK BUTTER FROM MY ASS Oct 11 23:38:47 <Snerf> mmmmm... bend over then Oct 11 23:39:12 <Snerf> and your keyboard is broken Oct 12 01:02:35 <AlmaWade> How's the autism going, Paul? Oct 12 01:02:50 <Snerf> mm? Oct 12 01:02:58 <AlmaWade> y u mean to my fren provel Oct 12 01:03:07 <Snerf> huh? Oct 12 01:03:17 <Snerf> can you write proper english ? Oct 12 01:03:40 <AlmaWade> But proper English has capital letters at the beginning of a sentence. Oct 12 01:03:46 <Snerf> yes, true.. Oct 12 01:03:52 <Snerf> but that doesnt answer the question Oct 12 01:04:08 <AlmaWade> you hurt my chat friend provel's feelings :( Oct 12 01:04:09 <Snerf> But I take it, you are only messaging me to piss me off Oct 12 01:04:12 <Snerf> oh.h... Oct 12 01:04:20 <Snerf> tell him to go fuck off and die then, and take you with him Oct 12 01:04:26 <Snerf> do the world a favor Oct 12 01:04:41 <AlmaWade> now you hurt my feelings Oct 12 01:04:48 <AlmaWade> that wasn't a nice thing to say :( Oct 12 01:04:53 <Snerf> No? Oct 12 01:05:01 <Snerf> well, must be my autism kicking in, huh? Oct 12 01:05:10 <AlmaWade> over 20 pounds of it Oct 12 01:05:14 <Snerf> Since you seem to think you are such a smart ass Oct 12 01:05:25 <Snerf> You always love being someone elses bitch? Oct 12 01:05:37 <AlmaWade> only if there's cheesecake involved Oct 12 01:05:37 <Snerf> Since he doesnt seem to hve a mind of his own, nor do you Oct 12 01:05:54 <Snerf> I added him to ignore, are you next? Oct 12 01:06:05 <Snerf> cuz honestly, he wasted my time Oct 12 01:06:06 <AlmaWade> I don't know, why don't you ask my butt? Oct 12 01:06:12 <Snerf> good bye Oct 12 01:06:16 <AlmaWade> i love you Oct 12 01:06:21 <Snerf> <kisses> Oct 12 01:07:13 <Snerf> fucking losers.. sheesh Oct 12 01:07:38 <AlmaWade> i feel bullied by that comment sir Oct 12 01:07:52 <Snerf> w/c Oct 12 01:08:02 <AlmaWade> no ur a water closet Oct 12 01:08:04 <Snerf> that was not meant for your ears Oct 12 01:08:24 <AlmaWade> >implying I can hear text on a screen Oct 12 01:08:33 <Snerf> I thoguht you were handicapped Oct 12 01:08:40 <Snerf> I apologize if you are not Oct 12 01:09:01 <AlmaWade> i lost my second anus crash landing a dongcopter back in chechnya :( Oct 12 01:09:17 <Snerf> So, hoenstly kid, whats your issue, Why are you being such a prick? Oct 12 01:09:25 <Snerf> Just to piss me off, or are ya just bored? Oct 12 01:09:46 <AlmaWade> because I'm bored and had a floodan script Oct 12 01:09:50 <AlmaWade> (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Oct 12 01:10:08 <Snerf> You had a what? Oct 12 01:10:34 <AlmaWade> a few thousand socks proxies and a script to flood with them Oct 12 01:10:39 <AlmaWade> its really quite fun Oct 12 01:10:51 <Snerf> And what is the purpose of this? Oct 12 01:10:56 <Snerf> To get under my skin Oct 12 01:11:20 <AlmaWade> i think it worked Oct 12 01:11:30 <Snerf> Yes it did, do you feel better now? Oct 12 01:11:45 <Snerf> Mision Accomplished, as they say Oct 12 01:11:58 <AlmaWade> no Oct 12 01:12:08 <AlmaWade> i spilled fucking pepsi on my shirt Oct 12 01:13:08 <Snerf> Well, good bye then, unlike you who has no job, I need to sleep to go to mine to help pay for the food I put in my mouth, while you live off the govt since you cant find a minumum wasge job Oct 12 01:13:19 <Snerf> So, farewell Oct 12 01:13:34 <AlmaWade> i suck dicks for money behind the apple store :( **** ENDING LOGGING AT Wed Oct 12 01:14:31 2011
