Angela Sazanow

When i do count the clock that tells the time, And see the brave day sunk in hideous night; When i behold the violet past prime, And sable curls, all silvered o'er with white; When lofty trees i see barren of leaves, Which erst from heat did canopy the herd, And summer's green all grided up in sheaves, Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard, Then of thy beauty do i question make, That thou amoung the wastes of time must go, Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake And die as fast as they see others grow; And nothing gainst Times scythe can make defence Save breed, to brave him when he takes thee hence. can was a stupid whore who posted nude pictures of herself on her photobucket but forgot to set her account to private, so the whole world could see just what a slut she is. A /b/tard namefag known only as IRL Contact who knew her in real life, posted the images to /b/ who immediately proceeded to begin fucking her life up.

Over the course of the next day, these pictures were emailed to every single professor on the campus of her university. Her MySpace was hacked and the nude images posted on there as well, for all her friends to see. Her boyfriend deleted her from his friends list and her friends made stupid and confused comments like "I think something's up with your profile." Angela's address and phone number were posted and phone-calls were made to her and her family and hard copies of the pictures were allegedly mailed to her parents.

Taunting emails were sent to her boyfriend who was an ugly motherfucker but no /b/tards would have dared mess with him in real life because of his knowledge of MMA. Much to Anon's disappointment, he did not take the bait and send any angry replies to these emails, but it was still lulzworthy.

A typical email sent by a /b/tard to Angela's boyfriend

Every account she had on the internet, including her Hotmail and her photobucket, were hacked with the exception of her facebook. Her life was totally destroyed and Anon had much lulz.

As of December 2009, Angela Sazanow is engaged, and can be found on MySpace at the following URL: http://www.myspace.com/annie1187