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[Thebiggestpieceofshit I mean SexySonadow] is a 21 year old, Pedophile, Faggot. Who belives she can date video game and animie characters. Sadly I am dead fucking serious. She needs to be hounded off every website she is on, and shot to die with all her sick minded friends. (More delightful things on them later)


== How it all started. ==

One day (March 20th 2007 to be exact) a lonely little Whore named SexySonadow joined a little shit website named Deviattards. looking for "friends" who would share her disgusting fetishes with her. Quickly establishing a fan base with her High Quality "Art"And amazing story telling skills. She decided she was going to share her Disgusting thoughts with the world. Hurray.


The First Fetish, Sonic X Shadow.

While we already know Sonic has has Sex with everyone on the sega crew. It dosen't excuse this monsterous piece of shit Which, if you really need to, can read here. It is rumored the voice actors in sonic games swap over regulary not because of money problems, but because they read these nightmare stories. Which scares them so bad shit pertrudes out of their own assholes at the speed of a steam tream running off rails. Therefor they lose so much of themselves, just by looking at this horror to human kinds works.


The next Fetish, Marth and Brawl Characters

Apparently taking the worst shit on one game series was not enoguh, so she had to grab more attention, and chose a new fetish. Imvolving more unreal characters. This will cause Every worst nightmare possible. It took her over a year to finally get it through her thick head she can't date Marth or any other brawl character... Then moved on to the next victim.


"Minor" Fetishes

Apparently this dumb bitch has had many fetishes involving video game and tv characters. Suprisingly, some she hasn't flaunted about as much as others. That dosen't mean its excused from the dumbass radar. Read the list if you want your eyes to burn looking at this crap,

Michael Jackson. SpongebodShitpants Sebastian Michaelis Crash Bandicoot Amazingly this only lasted One month! The Whore set herself a new record!

The most disturbing Fetish she has had yet: Rayman.

Don't know what Rayman is? Its a creepy mutant thing that looks like THIS Apparently the little slut has fallen deeply in love with the poor unlucky fictonal creature. Despite this being impossible, and jsut disturbing since Rayman is confirmed to be a teenager, she is convinced Rayman is her sole mate. She is searching for Rayman statues, figures and rare items that she can dildo herself with, the sick fuck




B'AAAW IM BULLIED AND TORTURED AND NOONE GETS MEEE!!!!111RWM35u8!

Some time after she gained her second fetish, people started to tell her what Bullshit she talks. Which made her act completley normal. Hoping that would help her. Only people started to give her more and more good advice, like she should seek help, and to stop stealing art. But she B'aaawed untill the cows came on her slutty face. And white knights chased off her "h8rs" to cum on her face- i mean come to the rescue.

Apparently despite saying to everyone she is nice and gentle, she posts this disrespectful, disturbing rather stupid yet lulzy Emo Bullcrap

Also she is a psycopath and a rapist, how she wants to Touch a complete stranger