Giovanna Plowman

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for spotlight, fame, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself consuming a tampon to Facebook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to YouTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9fag, and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, no matter how negative it may be.

America's future

	“	Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!	„
	—Giovanna Plowman

In fact, the fat cunt is never really showing where the tampon is really coming from, the camera being continually showing her fat ugly face (attention whore syndrome). One could easily have picked it up from somewhere under the counter. Note the abnormally large amount of time she takes to supposedly take the tampon out of her pussy, exactly as if she wanted to put emphasis on this detail for the viewers. One could easily create fake blood too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress naïve teenagers and make them believe anything. A social group believing Justin Bieber is a great singer could actually believe anything. Teenagers being the opposite of good judgment, it would have been quite easy, even for a fat Giovanna, to troll them all. Even if the thing was real, being impressed by so little prove that today’s youth lack of culture. Jackass has done disgusting too and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done lot worst.

Video

	“	This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.	„

Reaction

	“	@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!	„
	—they're all pretty much like this

“   I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up   „       “   ewww..   „     Previous Video | Next Video

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  Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
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  A true puzzler
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  She is apparently doing it right
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Camwhoring

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Yes, but why?

	“	I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.	„
	—She totally does.

	“	I was hungry ok?	„
	—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

	“	I hope you all feel strong with all the insults you're saying to me. I am a person just like you, I have feelings too.	„
	—Butthurt

Quitting facebook

As of the 3rd of February, Giovanna posted a status claiming she will delete her facebook if she scored 1 million likes.

	“	If I get 1 million likes I will honestly delete my facebook and be gone forever.	„
	—Giovanna

So hurry the fuck up and DO IT FAGGOT!

See also

• Alyssa Rosales
• The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
• Vampire

External links

• Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
•  ItsGiovannaP
•  hollagiovanna Quite a few twitter accounts claiming to be her showed up, but this seems to be the real one.
•  giovanna.plowman
  •  Dino Bruscia, her e-husband. Bruscia achieved worldwide fame by eating ice-cream laced with his own feces.[1]

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