Donald Buffkin

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Bombermanfan (previously known as just Bomberman) is a 16 year old admitted homosexual who has become notorious on the internet for posing as a woman as well as thinking the name "bombermanfan" will go undetected on a forum where he was previously banned while using the username "bomberman". After being repeatedly flamed and trolled on various forums and YouTube accounts, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled emo rants as well as empty threats of hacking (he claims to have a CSIII teir older brother). Thus, he created a Streisand effect on himself.

The entire user base supported him all the way...

	“	< bomberman> i want my articles deleted	„

Probably not him...This guy only looks half retarded...

	“	<bombermanfan> 09:23 This is about the collective of the people that ED has harassed. I am here to represent the victims of your website and try to convince you to remove all the personal articles.	„

	“	<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.	„
	—WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A KNOWN PEDOPHILE AND HAS A HISTORY OF VIOLENT AND SEXUAL CRIMES AGAINST NUMEROUS VICTIMS!

	“	<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing? <bomberman> Naked and humping a carpet.	„

McLeodGaming

Bomberman's failed raid of McLeon after being banned.

	“	my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman	„
	—Hey guys, I think this one is legit

Bomber gained quick popularity on the McLeodGaming forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being executed from the forums.

	“	Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, you basically became a nuisance to the majority of members on the forums with all your complaints and such. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done	„
	—The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him

Sockpuppetry

The furfag makes a good point.

Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rouge admin on TOW. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.

“	i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions that is not hacking that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito) bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw) if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly	„

Delicious logs

Moar info: Bombermanfan.

[-+]Furfag and 1337 h4x0r brother

Kyzak says:

BOMBERMAN SAYS

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar

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łǻүąя says: Okay

Kyzak says:

SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

bomberman says:

NO

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber

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łǻүąя says: Lolwut

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And I

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*gets popcorn*

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

No

Kyzak says:

Srsly, Slayar

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łǻүąя says: Share some with me

Kyzak says:

she wants to suck you off

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

She wants to flip you off

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łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry

bomberman says:

say he will be banned by friday prolly

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*hands some popcorn*

Kyzak says:

OH

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łǻүąя says: Thanks

Kyzak says:

SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY,

Kyzak says:

SLAYAR

Kyzak says:

MAN

Kyzak says:

LUCKY YOU

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber

bomberman says:

NO

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

Kyzak says:

GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Bomber

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Repeat after me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_>

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

t(-.-t)

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łǻүąя says: Lol

Kyzak says:

stfurawr

Kyzak says:

stop fucking begging for demos

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łǻүąя says: SMILIES

Kyzak says:

Full is never gonna cum out

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łǻүąя says: THEY HURT

bomberman says:

Shut up kyzak

Kyzak says:

of cleod's cum penis

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łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

Kyzak says:

WHAT THE FUCK

Kyzak says:

ROYMASTER4]

Kyzak says:

IS A MOD

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

FTW

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łǻүąя says: You just noticed?

Kyzak says:

FTFL

Kyzak says:

STS

bomberman says:

Tell slayar he needs to get help

Kyzak says:

Slayar

Kyzak says:

She needs help

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Slayar, you need to get help

Kyzak says:

have any friends to help her suck you off?

bomberman says:

stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems

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łǻүąя says: What?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

hmm?

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łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2

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łǻүąя says: Something about help?

Kyzak says:

leave the conversation

Kyzak says:

den

Kyzak says:

Also

Kyzak says:

She needs help sucking you off

Kyzak says:

that's what she said

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łǻүąя says: Lololol

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łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll

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łǻүąя says: Pole*

Kyzak says:

Yeh

Kyzak says:

She r ugly

Kyzak says:

fugly even

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łǻүąя says: Meh

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łǻүąя says: Not fugly

bomberman says:

OMG FUCKING SHUT UP

Kyzak says:

She should just go be an hero

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łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out

Kyzak says:

amirite, gais?

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łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

true that

bomberman says:

leave me alone

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łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

ya

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'll go Jackie Chan on yall

bomberman says:

ill show yall

Kyzak says:

How much of a whore you are?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

PERMA BLOCK'D

bomberman says:

grow up

bomberman says:

Kyzak

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łǻүąя says: Lmao

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łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak

Kyzak says:

Yahrite, Mike

Kyzak says:

I'm finished.

bomberman says:

BYE

Kyzak says:

Bomberwummen has been pwnt.

bomberman says:

No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You all need another chance

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

CLEOD STYLE FTW

Kyzak says:

We've had a thousand chances.

bomberman says:

Because Im sending this to cleod HA

Kyzak says:

Cleod style?

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łǻүąя says: That's like

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łǻүąя says: When

Kyzak says:

Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit

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łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA

Kyzak says:

one moar demerit*

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łǻүąя says: And then

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łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week

Kyzak says:

Only

bomberman says:

IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED

Kyzak says:

With bomberwummen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

What happened to giving 30247320 chances?

Kyzak says:

It's

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

THAT'S CLEOD STYLE

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

DUMBASS

Kyzak says:

"GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE"

Kyzak says:

3 minutes latar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I have now turned green

bomberman says:

Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips

Kyzak says:

I'm silver.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG

Kyzak says:

And I can throw silver board into your stomache.

Kyzak says:

GOOOORE.

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łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web?

Kyzak says:

Well

Kyzak says:

First

Kyzak says:

You fiar your lazar

Kyzak says:

Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason

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łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

But

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

eh

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łǻүąя says: By a long shot

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Squirtle

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Could

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

KICK

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

MY

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

ASS

Kyzak says:

But ehh,

Kyzak says:

You fail at using memes.

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łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE

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łǻүąя says: oR

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You fail at fuckin LIEF

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łǻүąя says: How does i shot web?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

k?

Kyzak says:

But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses.

Kyzak says:

MARSHTOMP

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

wee:

Kyzak says:

BITCHES

Kyzak says:

Marshtomp

Kyzak says:

Can go

Kyzak says:

"MARSH!"

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Bungie Security Guard FTW

Kyzak says:

"TOMP!"

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łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hai giz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*giez

Kyzak says:

..

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

i r get sega's new console

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

the Puu

Kyzak says:

i r get fap fap fap.

Kyzak says:

[/fake]

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łǻүąя says: K be back later

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

DON'T

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

DON'T BE BACK LATER

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

FUCKTARD

Kyzak says:

Well

Kyzak says:

One thing to do nao

Kyzak says:

go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3

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łǻүąя says: Lawl

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

or use Bombers ya whore

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łǻүąя says: Ehh

Kyzak says:

HAY MIKE

Kyzak says:

WANT SOME FMA PORN?

bomberman says:

lucky i couldnt find it

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łǻүąя has left the conversation.

Kyzak says:

ANYONE?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

no

Kyzak says:

FMA PORN?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

SONIC IS THE NEW FMA

Kyzak says:

..

Kyzak says:

Fucking furfag.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

.....................

Kyzak says:

Yiff in hell.

Kyzak says:

You motherfucker

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

xD

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

There's actually something I can and WILL do

bomberman says:

he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

LMAO.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Impossible

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH

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łǻүąя says: Wow

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łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman

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łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

anyone can do that

bomberman says:

shut up

Kyzak says:

Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

My dad works for an internet company

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

all they gotta do is hack myspace

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

he can send emails

bomberman says:

I KNOW MIKE

Kyzak says:

GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH!

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

from other people's email addresses

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łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling

bomberman says:

Shut up Kyzak

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łǻүąя says: Look up

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

(not to you, bomber)

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łǻүąя says: I bet she looked

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

hmmm

Kyzak says:

That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

now I want a sammich D:

bomberman says:

Shut up slayar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

So if I really want to

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łǻүąя says: NO U

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I can spam people using your own email addresses

Kyzak says:

so do I, rawr

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Oshi?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI

Kyzak says:

YOSHI.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

Kyzak says:

OHSHI-- YOU!

Kyzak says:

That's what Kirby says

Kyzak says:

During using

Kyzak says:

TEH DREAMZ SWORD

Kyzak says:

IN TEH BRAWL.

Kyzak says:

AND TEH SSF.

Kyzak says:

AND TEH PENIS.

bomberman says:

Its the not teh

Kyzak says:

stfuniggerwumme

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

not teh...

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

Kyzak says:

n

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

naughty?

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łǻүąя says: hey kyzak

Kyzak says:

Yus?

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łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent

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łǻүąя says: After it's installed

Kyzak says:

yus

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łǻүąя says: k

bomberman says:

Im sending this to cleod

Kyzak says:

Go ahead.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

zomg wii is blue

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

brb

Kyzak says:

It's not on the fucking forums

Kyzak says:

So he can't do shit.

bomberman says:

he will unban me

bomberman says:

and ban yall

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I have a good question

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

That will be laughed at

Kyzak says:

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

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łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And not answered

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łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

But I'm going to ask it anyways

Kyzak says:

What, Mike?

bomberman says:

i dont see proof

Kyzak says:

.

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łǻүąя says: OH really

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łǻүąя says: Okay

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łǻүąя says: Hold on

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

How does Bomber know who I am?

Kyzak says:

Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Besides that

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

(Just kidding Bomber)

bomberman says:

._.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

back >_>

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

stupid snapshot

Kyzak says:

Snapshot

Kyzak says:

Of you?

Kyzak says:

Stripping

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

no

Kyzak says:

Lolololo

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

brawl D:

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łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon.

Noobs and underaged users who should be banned:

gun_man

cody25

danieldoo

iamweirdha

iluvpuddingtea4eva

christian

Nate Rivers

Bomberman

clumzy

Olimar

Dk Pwns Brawl

brawler

Arod2

bigmitch

novajjavon

haingi

shadow yoshi

One Winged Angel

Meerkats

minigamer

CyberTheHedgehog

riq5

The Darkness Within

spade

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łǻүąя says: From cleod

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You racist bastard...

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łǻүąя says: And there's more names

bomberman says:

you made that up

Kyzak says:

..

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łǻүąя says: No

Kyzak says:

Slayar

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łǻүąя says: I didn't

Kyzak says:

You idiot.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

oh

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łǻүąя says: Fucktard

Kyzak says:

You fucking idiot.

bomberman says:

yes you did

Kyzak says:

IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Kyzak says:

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT?

bomberman says:

unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I was wondering why I wasn't there D:

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łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak

Kyzak says:

WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I should probably be doing my homework...

Kyzak says:

GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE

Kyzak says:

OF THE LIST

Kyzak says:

AND TOPIC

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łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax

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łǻүąя says: It's already been done

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łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned

Kyzak says:

Juuussssttt

Kyzak says:

taaakkkeee

Kyzak says:

aaaaa

Kyzak says:

screeeeennnshoooot

Kyzak says:

annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem.

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łǻүąя says: k

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

<_<

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

O_O

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ!

bomberman says:

Plus he said he had a banlist

Kyzak says:

FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH

bomberman says:

he would post

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I KANT HEEEERRRR U

Kyzak says:

FUCK OFF, ESA HASU!

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bomberman says:

Kyzak why dont you post your pic

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?!

Kyzak says:

FAUKRON PAUNCH!

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*some stuff I don't know*

bomberman says:

you have self esteem issues so you pick on me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH!

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

READY?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!!

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Kyzak says:

You, sir.

Kyzak says:

Are epic fail.

bomberman says:

Kyzak you have self esteem problems

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak?

bomberman says:

picking on me mike and others

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

Kyzak says:

I don't pick on mike.]

Kyzak says:

Mike is kewl.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

wee:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*hasn't been "picked on"*

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

DAMN STRAIGHT

Kyzak says:

I'm just a douche when I play around.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS!

bomberman says:

what ever Kyzak

Kyzak says:

At any rate

bomberman says:

you play around with peoples feelings

Kyzak says:

The only one being picked on

Kyzak says:

Is you.

bomberman says:

because your afraid of your own

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Bomber

Kyzak says:

Observations are fail.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

have a sense of humor

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łǻүąя says: She can't

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łǻүąя says: She's a wummen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

just let yourself loose, suck in all data

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łǻүąя says: She takes everything in

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'm scared

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Spongebob

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Fresh Prince

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Youtube Poop

bomberman says:

im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod

bomberman says:

so HA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

and anything else stupid yet funny

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Then you will have my sense of humor

Kyzak says:

NO

Kyzak says:

You're going to edit it.

Kyzak says:

To make you look like a complete

Kyzak says:

Utter

Kyzak says:

Victim.

bomberman says:

no i wont

Kyzak says:

Yes, you will.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP

Kyzak says:

You're enough of a lieing wummen.

bomberman says:

Shut up seriously

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Oompa

bomberman says:

good luck with beating cleod mike

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doompa

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doopadee doo

bomberman says:

rub it in there face when you do

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!)

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

(okay)

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doompa, doompa, doopadee day

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

This is the first puzzle today

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And some stuff I dun no

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how

Kyzak says:

..

Kyzak says:

nub

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łǻүąя says: Lol

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łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself

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łǻүąя says: And you don't know how?

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łǻүąя says: Nice

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

ya

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I was messing around

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Pretending to be an airplane

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And I made my arm go up

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And apparently I slapped myself

bomberman says:

Slayar is offline

bomberman says:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

He blocked you

bomberman says:

Tell slayar hes a jerk

bomberman says:

and he will be banned soon

Kyzak says:

HAY SLAYAR

[-+]Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

bomberman says:

hey

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

internet, phone, and cable is finally back

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

^_^

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation.

bomberman says:

lol

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łǻүąя has been added to the conversation.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I win

bomberman says:

hey slayar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

k?

bomberman says:

mike you beat cleod?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

not yet

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

hopefully I can find out soon

bomberman says:

ok

bomberman says:

i cant believe im banned

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łǻүąя says: Oh

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łǻүąя says: I know why

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łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times

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łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD

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łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

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łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

bomberman says:

cleod will unban me maybe

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łǻүąя says: No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

yeah right

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łǻүąя says: He won't

bomberman says:

idk

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I might be unbanned

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

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łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

not to bomber

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łǻүąя says: And all the others

bomberman says:

why?

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łǻүąя says: Look around

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łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned

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łǻүąя says: Yeah

bomberman says:

battoubro was?

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łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree

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łǻүąя says: Yep

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Then why are you still herE?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*e

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łǻүąя says: Because

bomberman says:

an olimar?

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łǻүąя says: yep

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey

bomberman says:

ok

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I wasn't banned because of that

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łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats'

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

no

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I went on vacation

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łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And forgot about MCG for a while

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

well I wanted to be banned >_<

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING

Kyzak has been added to the conversation.

bomberman says:

slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it

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łǻүąя says: No

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łǻүąя says: You wern't

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łǻүąя says: And he does

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łǻүąя says: In LD

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łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something?

bomberman says:

he should inform people

Kyzak says:

If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit

Kyzak says:

Sure

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Did you unblock me?

Kyzak says:

I never blocked you, lul

bomberman says:

omg kyzak leave

Kyzak says:

I appeared offline and closed your messages.

bomberman says:

please someone tell kyzak to leave

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Text color fixed! :Wee:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Wow

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

That looks gay

bomberman says:

he blocked me

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

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łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

bomberman says:

and he is annoying

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łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE

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łǻүąя says: No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

xD

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łǻүąя says: He is awesome

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łǻүąя says: Unlike you

bomberman says:

he makes sexist stuff

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łǻүąя says: Well dur

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

My text looks like links! :wee:

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łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet

Kyzak says:

Ask away, Mike, mah friend.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I already did

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łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen

Kyzak says:

You did?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I wanted to see if you still had me blocked

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You answered before I asked, lulz

bomberman says:

Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little?

Kyzak says:

I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

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łǻүąя says: LMFAO

Kyzak says:

If you were still blocked

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

bomberman says:

thats why you are sexist

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łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE

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łǻүąя says: WOW

Kyzak says:

WHO R RAWR?

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łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

Kyzak says:

TELL ME WHO R RAWR

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

why shouldn't women get drivers licenses

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łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I have a really funny joke

bomberman says:

shut up

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I tell it you joo!

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łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN

Kyzak says:

Because they're fucking stupid?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

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łǻүąя says: Lawl

Kyzak says:

No

Kyzak says:

It's because

Kyzak says:

They're fucking stupid.

Kyzak says:

Amirmite, guys?

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łǻүąя says: lawl

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

bomberman says:

if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side

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łǻүąя says: mike blocked you

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łǻүąя says: me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

but I'm banned

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

so I AM

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

uhm

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łǻүąя says: SO

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

did I just block someone?

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łǻүąя says: me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I think so

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

xD

bomberman says:

shut up slayar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'm almost certain...

bomberman says:

your lucky my brother isnt on

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łǻүąя says: Or what?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

that it was SLAYAR!

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łǻүąя says: Huh?

Kyzak says:

LOL.

Kyzak says:

WHOMG

Kyzak says:

WHOMG

Kyzak says:

UR BROTHER

Kyzak says:

IF HE EVEN EXISTS

bomberman says:

hes good with computers

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

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łǻүąя says: So?

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łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey

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łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

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łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS

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łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN

Kyzak says:

IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.

What the fuck am I reading?

lolwut?

	“	i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask	„

BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining

	“	Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around	„

	“	I am sick of the death threats	„

	“	No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.	„

	“	its unfortunate that people actually believe some of the shit your site says about me	„

	“	I am sick of being betrayed by people online	„

	“	I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways.	„

	“	I have no friends and someone hacked my phone	„

	“	You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking featured my article over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.	„

	“	I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline	„

	“	I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.	„

	“	So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?	„

	“	bomberman [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client] bomberman [[email protected]] has left #wiki []	„

• Florida=I am a batshit crazy
• Mibbit=I am dumb as a bag of rocks

His stance on ED

Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to blank any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:

• Bomber
• FriendofBomberman
• UnbanBomberban
• Bomberman
• Antibomberman
• Bomb
• Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing

“	i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering pain and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment i can give you me msn which is [email protected] and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away	„

DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS

	“	<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy	„

	“	<bomberman> Nothing wrong with being homosexual	„
	—Oops!

	“	<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo *slur towards homosexuals*)	„
	—Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to TsimFuckis?

Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how ED is trolling itself by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.

	“	<bomberman> i am trying to help you all	„

	“	< bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything	„
	—Truth

	“	<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder	„

	“	<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS	„

	“	<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a bad guy. ... I am not here to play games.	„

	“	<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.	„

	“	<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. I feel kind of bad about it, he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username	„
	—-Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler

	“	<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.	„
	—Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.

See Also

• McLeodGaming - If it weren't for his agenda against the site's users, none of this would have happened. gg
• Bombermanfan
• Bombermanfan2
• Obvious sock is obvious
• Tablecow - More of the same.

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