Dan Schneider

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Dan Scheider is the fat greasy pedophile responsible for turning Nickelodeon from a channel for cartoons into one for god awful live action "children's sitcoms". Before his career in entertainment, he had a job involving computers, where he probably developed a love CP on usenet. His works include Drake & Josh, All That, Sam and Cat, Victorious, iCarly, The Amanda Show, Zoey 101, and Good Burger. He is known for having a foot fetish, and has required various casting couch attendees to let him do certain... things to their feet.