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Name: Xia del Mar Roberts Obando
Nationality Coconut Nigga  
Born 25th November, 2005, 20
Gender and Sex Straight
Female
Job/ type of prostitution Jewtuber
Location 712 Stardale, Chesapeake, Virginia,   Jew S.A.
Subs/Disciples 1.5M
Controversies Count/Online Stonings 1
Cringometer Moderate
Family Tony Roberts (father)
Email [email protected]
Ethnicity Central-american
Mousetiezoo


Intro

Xia del Mar Roberts Obando卐, AKA: Xiaro , is a 20 spic Youtuber who uploads stickman styled videos, with his Blowjobed pitched 10-year-old voice, teaching Coomers (her fans), 13 year olds, Teens, Spics, Niggers and every kind of human being how to choose good decisions on the life path.

Career

First channel

Running as the name of Mininolao, in 2020-2021, she began uploading neonazi and fascist videos like "Franco Franco" and short and boring animations. When she got doxxed, a few years later.

Principal channel

Xia, started his profesional YT career on December 2022, as a Minecraft Jewtuber (yeah, that's why probably she was called a CP enjoyer), uploading a video about how to win on Bedwars without PvP. Some reports say it's the first video, since his schizophrenia and Autism Deleted the old videos.

Months later, he joined the Palitotube Community, by a video titled " La biblia ES UNA FUMADA" Translated from the Spanish Central-American Beaner: "The Bible is a drag", which leds us to think she is Autistic Satanic. Xia, continued uploading more and more till she got bored and disappear in 2024, and then came back 3 months later from the hell.

 
Face Reveal. Notice she has a crossed eye

Getting the pussy wet

During September and October 2023, he met a Cocainlombian teenaged boy called Cleiver, who was hardly jerking-off and constantly cumming while seeing her videos and listening to her kid voice. They became friends and on November, they became a romantic couple, leading their Incel fans to start crying and slitting their wrists over and over. They were a couple, but they never met IRL, and they only show their faces each other online, leading them to be forever and ever virgins. On July 2024, the retard Xia started a Trolling complot to his online fuckbuddy. And here is where the Controversy starts.

 
Her former boyfriend, high on alcohol in the middle of a livestream

Gotcha Bitch

After exposing Cleiver, for manipulation, Explotation and for Cucking her with 3 other GTA bitches on Instargram, he started saying "Es mentira todo, es falso", translated to english "The Cake is a lie, she is a faker". Days later, some hackers revealed info about Xia, having N00DS of his Ex, Cleiver, probably traumatized after seeing a small cock, like yours and later, the hackers had access to their P0rnHub Gallery, and discovering that she also had her own noods. These lulzy hackers, began Doxxing this retarded human being, and then, they got the phone number, address, family names, and they revealed 2 photos of her real face and more noods from her, leading on a case of Grooming. At the end, this Controversy was bullshit and ended up being a troll complot, with her doxxed and her noods leaked all over the internet. She also revealed he had an ex before Cleiver, called José, who helped the hackers to gain access to her real identity and her boobie photos, with her, making a pose looking as a bitch with cock thirst.

Wanted Level:

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

 

Chris Hansen

The pigs didn't realize the drama but he does

Rant

Good Points

  1. Has nice tites and ass
  3. Has a great amount of Copycats.
  5. She's straight, so you could fuck her.
  7. You already know her location.
  9. Still wants some 6 inch or longer sausage for her pussy.
  11. Her community is like you, a coomer

Shitty points

  1. She's latina bitch, so it's more difficult to attract her.
  3. She's skinnier than your dick, so, a Blowjob would kill her by overnutrition.
  5. She's blacker than Africa and browner than rust.
  7. Her content is repetitive, and it becomes unfunny.
  9. She only talks spic, so you can't comment her on english.
  11. She can talk english, but she uses more engrish
  13. Ricardo Lopez is aware of the creator of this article, reminding him he would end up becoming him 2.0.
  15. Her content is so easy to make that 12 year olds or younger copycat her easily
  17. Her R34 shadowed-off her n00ds :(
  19. You can be V& if you watch her lulzy N00DS, so Delete that photos, you coomer
 
Xiarahu Akbar

Still in work, not uploading meme files until anybody has a good POV on this shit

Xiaro's schizophrenia About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

  Xiaro's shitty channel

See also


High Score/Action!

Dedicated to all mass killers, FPS, CO-OP, Hack'n'Slash, Spore, Losers, Lulzy lusers and moar from movies (IRL or 3D), books, poems, comics and other stuff. This future list doesn't include "Natural Disaster Survival" sections, cuz we know they're gonna get the top 1 somehow.


RANK PLAYER KILLS FAILS YEAR AN HERO? COMMENTS
1  
  		Steve
Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison
Henry
Natalie
Dawn Runcie 		369 0 2025 N From "A Minecraft Movie": I... Am STEEEVE, CHICKEN JOCKEY, FLINT AND STEEL...
2   Nathan Algren & the army 351 ? 2025 N From "The Last Samurai": A samurai and his army went into battles and missions and more, burning, slashing or shooting with bows their enemies before he was the last samurai.
3  
  		Juan & other guys 304 ? 2011 N From "Juan of the Dead". Thought they were in Walking Death: Cuba Edition and started killing people who were sick or scared.
4   John Rambo 295 ? 2008 N From "Rambo 2008". He's getting on every mass killing like Sam Hyde. Pwned some chinks to defend the Jew S.A..
5  
  		Destiny 268 0 2024 N From "Sausage Party: Foodtopia": Erotic days, sex and love ended up because the destiny of them went to the mouth after that.
6   Henry 232 ? 2005 N From "Hardcore Henry". I told u i was hardcore, but not as the guys above me.
7  
  		King Kong 205 ? 2005 N From "King Kong (2005)". Gigantic gorilla went on a rampage.
8   Postal Dude 161 ? 2007 N From "Postal" Literally went postal.
9   John Rambo 159 ? 1985 N From "Rambo III". Our epic hero went to Afghanistan to pwn commies and sand niggers.
10   Jason Voorhees 156 0 1981-2009 N From "Friday the 13 franchise". Hockey masked schizo sperged out several times.
11   Bill Williamson 143 0 2009 N From "Rampage", a Soviet canuck wageslave living with his parents, decides to gear up with explosives and firearms and go ham, beating Gabriel Wortman's Score before escaping.
12  
  		King Bowser 131 ? 2023 N (pwned by Mario Mario) From "The Super Mario Bros Movie". Our Villian taked hostages and slaves and went killing spree, killing some of them and other living creatures before our hero pwned him back.
13   Smoke
Stack Moore 		120 0 2025 N, N From "Sinners": Two niggas who killed racist scum and chinks, while forgetting their dark past in WWI when they arrived to their hometown.
14  
  		Destiny 114 0 2016 N From "Sausage Party": Parties with sex, slurs and other things went down because of their destiny, being the death.
15  
 
  		Antonia Graza 94 0 2002 N From "Ghost Ship". Haunted ship began killing people aboard.
16   Giant shark 94 0 2024 N From "Under Paris": Giant shark who munch and eat frenchies in the Seine river in Paris.
17  
  		Tsui's mother 89 0 2025 N From "Havoc": A Chinese mother and triad owner, after his son's death, decided to cause a triad brawl, which resulted in 89 deaths.
18   King Kong 86 ? 2017 N From "Kong: Skull Island". Again, our big ass primate hero rampaged, this time, through an island.
19   John Rambo 73 0 1985 N From "Rambo: First Blood Part II". Our hero went to Vietnam to free some prisoners and pwn commies down.
20   Frederick Charles Krueger 62 ? 1984-2003 N From "Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise". He broke into the people's dreams, turned them into nightmares, and annihilated them while they were sleeping peacefully.
21  
 
  		Mario Mario 61 ? 2023 N From "The Super Mario Bros Movie". And we though Mario wasn't a killer at all. Highscored 61 and Bowser got moar.
22   Pumpkin 61 0 2024 N From "Carved". Killer pumpkin goes amok.
23   Winnie-the-Pooh 60 ? 2024 N From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2". Again, Winnie, went amok and gets a better high score.
24  
 
  		Agent 47 58 ? 2007 N From "Hitman (2007)". The most feared hitman of all time.
25   Unnamed ship 57 ? 1980 N From "Death Ship". A fucking ship just killed 57 people and left an unknown number wounded.
26   Yakuzas 52 ? 2010 N From "A Better Tomorrow (2010)". Yakuzas went amok an beat Woo Bum-kon's high score in South Korea.
27  
  		John Rambo 48 ? 2019 N From "Rambo:Last Blood". Our hero, finally, takes revenge on mexicans for bitching her daughter. And that's how a Vietnam war veteran and Professional High Scorer lived alone and died alone from his 70s.
28   Spider 46 ? 2013 N From "Big Ass Spider!". Huge spider began killing people. Also dat ass
29   Neo 45 ? 2003 N From "The Matrix Reloaded".Our hero, Neo, went again on his massacre of NPCs.
30   Sam 44 0 2013 N From "Antisocial". Pissed off about getting dumped by her boyfriend, went on a killing crusade around the town.
31   Neo 42 ? 1999 N From "The Matrix". Neo, a cybernerd, went on a martial art x shooting spree, when he discovers the Red Pill.
32   Herman Howards 42 0 2012 N From "Hello Herman". Crazed 16-year-old teen shots up his school, EMails his favourite celebrity and gets V&.
33   Santa Claus 41 0 2005 N From "Santa's Slay". Real Satan Claus gave some of the best Xmas presents.
34   Terminator 40 0 1984 N (destroyed) From "The Terminator": Lulzy cyborg wrecks havoc using firearms, like the legendary lever-action shotgun before he was destroyed by being thrown into a hydraulic press. Maybe he can tolerate water, but he got crushed like a cockroach in a hydraulic press.
35   Tom Hanniger 33 0 2009 N From "My Bloody Valentine": A psycho with a picaxe, mined the head and bodies of people, not including 6 who died by a methane leak caused by him.
36   Jack Frost 31 0 2000 N From "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman". Crazy snowman went on a christmas rampage.
37   IT 31 0 2017 N From "IT". Killer clown went on a kidnapping spree.
38   Bunnyman 28 0 2014 N From "Bunnyman 2". Bunny disguised furry man went on a chainsaw massacre.
39   Toy Monkey 28 0 2025 N From "The Monkey": Creepy as fuck toy monkey rampaged, like his gorilla grandpa, causing babies to burn and a whole school bus with hot cheerleaders become a scene from a mass stabbing.
40   Enigmatic Player One
Brother-sister duo of Player Two
Player Three
Muscular Player Four 		26 0 2024 N From "Stream" 4 masked people went on a killing spree in a hotel.
41  
  		Mongolian death worm 26 ? 2010 N (killed by an explosion) From "Mongolian Death Worm". This famous worm killed people on the gobi desert, then, killed some more in a industrial plant and had children before it exploded and killed his 9 children and him.
42   Leatherface 24 0 2022 N From "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 2024". Leatherface went amok again with his chainsaw. Chainsaw-Man, an Otaku girl's favourite, is proud of him after all
43   Unnamed alien Llama 23 ? 2015 N From "Llamageddon". Alien llama begans a killing spree with laser eyes and other lulzy stuff
44   Benny 22 0 2019 N From "Benny Loves You". Batshit insane plush went on a meticulous planned party massacre.
45   Leatherface 21 0 2017 N From "Leatherface". Leatherface starts another of his rampages with his trusty, rusty and blood thirsty chainsaw.
46   Ghostface 20 0 2000 N From "Scary Movie". Killed 14 and caused the deaths by amok panic of 6.
47   Babyface 20 0 2019 N From "Happy Death Day 2U". HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U, FAGGOT
48   Art the Clown 20 0 2024 N From "Terrifier 3".Again, our favourite B&W scary killer clown went on a gut-off sex sodomy massacre, like the clown and killer he is.
49  
  		Krampus 19 0 2015 N From "Krampus": The Grinch cousin who captured people in Xmas, because he also hates Xmas.
50   Unnamed man 18 0 1989 N From "Elephant", some unnamed paddy goes on a 38 minute shooting spree with a Doble-barrel shotgun and a pistol, becoming Ireland's biggest FPS scorer.
51   Billy Lenz 18 ? 2006 N From "Black Xmas (2006)". Insane family killer went on a home intruding massacre, killing adults only. Gave the best Xmas presents of 2006.
52   Babyface 17 0 2017 N From "Happy Death Day". HAPPY DEATH DAY, FAGGOT
53   IT 17 0 2019 N From "IT 2". Killer clown killed children and some adults.
54  
  		Count Orlok 16 0 1922 N From "Nosferatu", A hook-nose vampire kills some people via sucking their necks or through spreading a plague.
55  
  		Frankenstein 15 0 1942 N From "The Ghost of Frankenstein". Frankenstein began killing people.
56   David "Heart Eyes" 15 0 2025 N (killed) From "Heart Eyes": David, some half-american half-chink looking serial killer, killed couples, like he was a incel killer, before he was killed by the hero Jay, who pierced his eye when he masked off.
57   1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III 14 0 1977 N From "The Car (1977)". Carmageddon movie, before carmageddon exists
58   Winnie-the-Pooh 14 ? 2023 N From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey". Xi Jin Pin Winnie-the-Pooh decided to sperg out for the Lulz.
59   Mickey Mouse 14 0 2025 N (killed) From "Mouse of Horrors": Bootleg Mickey Mouse wrecks havoc again before he was killed by a couple, beating the shit out of him.
60   Ghostface 13 0 2023 N From "Scream VI". Ghost face did it again and began a killing spree in houses and a supermarket.
61   Ghostface 12 ? 2011 N From "Scream 4". Ghostface, used his famous Modus Operandi to score more NPCs.
62   John Carver 12 0 2023 N From "Thanksgiving". Pedo looking man hacked with an axe some people during Thanksgiving day
63   Jack Frost 11 0 1997 N From "Jack Frost". Snowman gave the best christmas presents.
64   Hot blonde Girl 11 0 2006 N From "Bachelor Party Massacre". Hot blonde girl, kills 11 bachelors, on a party. If the The Supreme Gentleman saw this movie, he would probably piss off about the killer being a hot blonde girl.
65   Unnamed man 11 0 2015 N (killed by police) From "Active shooter video". Angry man begins a school shooting before trying to an hero. Police response was fast and he got killed by them
66   Sotis 11 0 2023 N (killed) From "The Conference": Swedish psycho, with the head of the mascot of the supermarket planned by the main characters to built, goes amok, killing some people before he was burnt and decapitated by some mains. Also, after Sotis' death, one more frag was scored, being scalp ripped off.
67   Unnamed bear 11 0 2023 N From "Cocaine Bear": A bear, after he accidentally inhales cocaine, goes Spore, killing random people.
68   Derwin
Derick 		10 2 1999 Y,Y From "Duck! The Carbine High Massacre". Another 2 columbiners went amok, killed jocks and bitches and detonated 2 bombs before an heros.
69   Kurt Kunkle 10+ 1+ 2020 N (Killed by a Civilian) From "Spree", a Wanna-be incel Jewtuber goes on a killing SPREE (get it?) before being killed by a female comedian.
70   Ghostface 10 0 1997 N From "Scream 2". Ghostface did the same shit with the mass hysteria effect.
71   Art the Clown 10 0 2016 N From "Terrifier". Scary insane af clown killed and gutted off people comically.
72   Death 10 0 2025 N From "Final Destination Bloodlines": The own Death would roleplay as the killer and he did it decently.

Final Destination Bloodlines

73   Mickey Mouse? 10 0 2025 N (burnt) From "Mouseboat Massacre": Bootleg Mickey Mouse from the garbage can goes amok in a boat before being burned alive to a crisp by a woman, being the heroine of the night.
74  
  		Frankenstein 9 ? 1931 N (Killed by a mob) From "Frankenstein (1931)". Failed doctor experiment killed 3 of his peers. then, the doctor. Frankenstein accidentally killed a little girl. An angry mob, torched him to death into a windmill and 4 frags where killed in the fire.
75   Ghostface 9 ? 2000 N From "Scream 3". Again, our hero Ghostface did his yearly mass hysteria x killing spree effect.
76   M3GAN 8 0 2022-23 N From "M3GAN": Robotic girl wents Y2K, killing her owners' friends, relatives and anyone else.
77   Joosep Raak
Kaspar Kordes 		7 2 2007 Y,N From "The Class". 2 estonian gay lovers, fed up with the bullying, shot up the school cafeteria, with pistols and a Obrez rifle. On of them manages to an hero, but the other can't shot himself and got V&.
78   Jack 7 0 2001 N From "Samurai Jack". American-named saurai killed several demons in the name of egyptian gods, using a katana blessed by them.
79   Frank Griffin Jr. 7 0 1947 N From "Invisible Agent". Invisible agent killed some nazis.
80   Ghostface 7 0 1996 N From "Scream I". Caused mass hysteria when he went on his yearly killing spree.
81   Johnny 6 0 1980 N From "The Shining". HERE'S JOHNNY
82   Art the Clown 6 0 2022 N From "Terrifier 2". Again, our favourite B&W clown mentally tortured and killed people. Got a bad high score, but wait!.
83   Freddy
Bonnie
Chica
Foxy 		6 0 2023 N From "Five Nights at Freddy's (film)". Fed up with the security guards, killed 5 of them and killed William afton after he revived (in the movie, not in the game retard).
84   John Rambo 5 12 1982 N From "Rambo - First Blood - Got V& and free after commiting a shootout because he was getting flashbacks from Vietnam and was harassed and bullied by people because he lose the war.
85   Unnamed guy 5 1 1981 N (died in an accident) From "Night School (1981)". The motorbike helmet guy from that eerie JewTube videos was real after all. Died in an accident while driving his motorbike, crashing it into a police car.
86   Michael Myers 5 0 1978 N From "Halloween": Michael Myers, an iconic killer, in halloween 1963, decides to go on a stabbing spree night.
87   William Afton 5 0 1987 Y N From "Five Nights at Freddy's, the game". Insane technologicist kidnapped 5 children in a pizzeria and cut them into pieces before an hero. He revived somehow in Springtrap and etc.
88   Jim Carroll 5 0 1995 N From "The Basketball Diaries": Druggie student dreams about his school massacre, pwning 5 students while 2 others where lulzing at it. And yes, Jim was performed by Leonardo Di Caprio.
89   Condom 5 0 1996 N From "Killer Condom". A mysteriously aggressive killer condom went amok before another condoms replicated his killing spree.
90   Unnamed female vietnamese sniper 4 0 1968 N (killed by J.T. Davis) From "Full Metal Jacket". Teenaged girl sniped a nigger, 2 randoms and a gay texan before being willingly killed by private Joker (J.T. Davis).
91   Derek Vinyard 4 0 1998 N From "American History X". Good aryan killed niggers and kikes. Got a low score, but not as low as a certain Kiwi Farms user who had him as his profile picture.
92   Alex
Eric 		4 0 2003 Y,N (killed by Alex) From "Elephant". 2 columbiners decide to go amok on is school, using bombs and guns, killing a nigger, a nerd girl, a random and a teacher. One of them gets pwnd, like Suzano and the other aims a couple in a freezer.
93   Jason Copeland 4 0 1997 N From "Detention: The Siege at Johnson High". Angry former student helds a class hostage and kills 4 people before getting V&. Later, he gets sentenced to death and executed.
94  
  		Alex DeLarge
Pete
Georgie
Dim 		3 1 1971 N (x4) From "A Clockwork Orange": 4 psycho juvies and his ringleader, Alex, raped a woman, poisoned a man and killed other using a big dildo. Dutchie people adopted the name of the film for the soccer team's nick in somewhere during the late 1970s, so they had a second nationality after all.
95   William Murdoch 2 0 1997 Y From "Titanic (1997)". Went Atchison, with same score and same ragequit just 30 years before.
96   Charlie Decker 2 0 1977 N From "Rage". Angry student shot his algebra teacher in his classroom. Then, an history teacher. While he was escaping, he got V&.
97  ? Donkey Kong 2 0 2018 N (killed by police) From "[SFM] Kong Gone Wrong". Killed his niece, another retarded niece before being killed by the pigs
98   Unknown 1 1 2019 N From "Back-To-School Essentials". Adam Lanza 2.0 goes on a rampage while the kids say "This is/are mah new X thing".
99   Leonard Lawrence 1 0 1967 Y From "Full Metal Jacket". Private Pyle/Gomer Pyle, an autistic recruit, shot his sergeant before An Hero.
100   Jamie Miller 1 0 2025 N From "Adolescence": 13-year-old "Incel" who was bullied by girls, slashed one of them, Katie Leonard, after she bullied him.
101   Larry 0 22 2015 N From "The Slap 2". Pissed off about his son fighting and went SLAP AMOK, hitting his friend, family, wife...
102   Mortadelo 0 0 2023 N From "Mortadelo & Filemon - 2024 Paris Olympics Special Edition". Dago TIA agent sperg out when the one who gave the starting gunshot on a marathon fired.
103   Steven 0 0 2024 N From "Dekalb Elementary",fat murican idiot with a rifle begans a random school shooting with an AK and surrenders.

List of Cucks or High Score/Cuck

They had incredibly high potential but lost it against objects or people who cucked them.

RANK PLAYER AGE KILLS FAILS YEAR AN HERO? CUCKED BY
1   Anonymous Man 5 0 1994 N Schizo nigger escaped from the psychiatric facility to commit a massacre. Got mob cucked but survided to be V&.
2   Rafael Solich 15 3 5 2004 N Argie columbiner. Got Subdue Cucked by his friend and got Aim cucked by failing to shot a vendor.
3   Jonathan Sapirman 21 3 2 2022 N (killed) Zoomer mall shooter. Got cucked and killed by a NPC by the name of Elisjsha Dicken.
4   Roger Kjetså 25 3 1 2002 Y Home guard soldier. Got birthday cucked before it went down.
5   Trey Eric Sesler 23 3 0 2012 N Animetard and Columbiner. Got police cucked in his friend's home.
6   Randy Stair 24 3 0 2017 Y Some Danny Phantom fan went amok for columbine. Got ghost cucked int he afterlife.
7   Nicholas Prosper 18 3 0 2024 N Trey Eric Sesler 2.0. Got police cucked on his way to committ a school massacre for his The Walking Dead game Waifu.
8   Scott Paul Beierle 40 2 5 2018 Y The famous 40-year-old virgin. Almost got subdued cucked, but got distract cucked.
9   Stephan Balliet 27 2 2 2019 N Second and one of the first european Tarrant copycats. A wooden door from a synagogue.
10   Ethan Miller 20 2 2 2022 Y Columbiner who shot up a Safeway. Got small time cucked by a NPC, who stabbed him in the hip and managed to distract him, but failed and was banhammered by him.
11   Julio Saquil 35 2 0 2012 N (Killed by a mob) Drunk man went into a stabbing attack inside a spic school. Got cucked to death by a mob, when he was set in fire.
12   William Atchison 21 2 0 2017 Y Most famous cuck in history. Cucked by a sofa held by a elderly female teacher.
13   Sicelo Dlamini 22 1 10 2009 N (Killed by a mob) Schizo druggie. Got cucked to death by a mob of students.
14   Max Porta 13 1 4 2015 N 13-year-old boy tried to attack his high school. After killing a teacher and wounding 4 other people, got Teacher cuck and was subdued.
15   Jackson Mwanza 1 3 2019 Y Known for being the first zambian school shooter, and a police constable. Got cucked by a medicine student and got cucked inside a golf course.
16   Thomas Matthew Crooks 20 1 3 2024 N (killed by Secret Service) Ugly version of John Hinckley. Got earcucked by The Donald and then got glowie cucked.
17   Seichi Taniguchi 17 1 2 2000 N AKA: Neomugicha on 2channel . Cucked by the school gate, but managed to cause lulz across Japan after he hijacked a bus.
18   Alvaro Castillo 18 1 2 2006 N Biggest columbiner in history (in terms of fanaticism and extremism). Subdued cuck, Explosives cuck and Gun cuck, via jamming.
19   Raoul Moat 37 1 2 2010 Y Went into a police manhunt after he was hunting police officers because he was actually cucked by his jailbait thot with a policeman.
20   Aaron Ybarra 25 1 2 2014 N Columbiner spic who sperg out in the university. Got subdue cucked by another student and finally was V& by the popo.
21   Flávio Medeiros 47 1 1 2025 Y Brazilian university shooter. Got literally printer cucked, when he saw his ex having an affair at the printer with his first victim, but when he got door cucked, it wasn't literally and an hero after this.
22   Philip Manshaus 22 1 1 2019 N The official first European Tarrantulas. Got cucked by a good samaritan mudslime.
23   Oguzhan Sert 17 1 1 2020 N Turkroach incel went amok in a erotic spa in Canada. Got cucked by the owner, being stabbed by him and also got face cucked after his face was pixelated in media.
24   Endrit Jorgji Llambraj 19 1 0 2010 Y Another school shooter, but this time in Albania. Got cucked by his crush, being rejected before an hero on a standoff.
25   Hayden Jagst 18 1 0 2021 N Famous in the columbine forum. Got cucked by his own mother, LOL.
26   Polina Dvorkina 19 1 0 2022 N Femcel killed her father and went to a kindergarten to kill children. Got subdue cucked and she was V&, like other failures.
27   Isaac Chagas 14 1 0 2022 N Columbiner who killed a cripple. Got Karma cucked by a bystander, and Isaac is now a cripple.
28   Sebastian Bosse 18 0 37 2006 Y Worst fail in 2006 and in Europe history, including Germany. Got aim cucked and smoke bomb cucked, because he managed to wound 8, but smoke bombs made his high score shittier.
29   Sascha I. 17 0 7´ 2017 N Went into a axe amoklauf and burnt his room. Survived the taser cuck but was cucked by police shots and survived.
30   Asa Coon 14 0 4 2007 Y Biggest cuck and fail of 2007: Nigger cuck, Location cuck, Aim cuck and Surname cuck.
31   Raymond Spencer 23 0 4 2022 Y Some mutt who tried to shoot up a school, Brenda Spencer style. Got aim cucked and killed himself.
32   Nasim Aghdam 38 0 3 2018 Y Woman shot up the YT hearthquaters because she was Youtube Cucked via banning. Also got a low score, being 3 wounded.
33   Kinga Herbut 17 0 3 2020 N First female school stabber with 3 victims in Europe. Got misserably cucked by a chair.
34   Henrique Lira Trad 18 0 3 2022 N Edgy, emo and Not Important ahh looking portuspic. Got weapon cucked and reduce cucked.
35   Alex Mäkinen 16 0 3 2025 N Edgy teenager. Got cucked by himself.
36   2 Anonymous students 15 0 2 2018 N, N Prequel to Suzano lulzfest. Got cucked by themselves.
37   Noelia de Mingo 49 0 2 2021 N Tried to went on a stabbing spree at his hometown, having flashbacks of 2003. She was taser cucked and failed.
38   Brandon Alonso 17 0 2 2024 N Neo-Nazi kid. Cucked by a student and reduced.
39   Glenn Litton 56 0 2 2024 Y Oldfag tried to commit a school shooting. Got reverse Couch Cuck (in terms of victims) and got Palestine Cucked.
40   Daniil Pulkin 15 0 1 2019 N First Rosltakov fan. Got Awareness cucked and surrendered.
41   Mikhail Pivnev 15 0 1 2017 N Prequel to Vlad's massacre. Ended up being Russia's Sebastian Bosse and was weapon cucked, because his guns were shit.
42   Braulio Odalis Castillo 45 0 1 2022 Y Some oldfag who shot his ex in the University before an hero. Got cucked by his aim cuz the hoe survived.
43   Guy Fawkes 34 0 0 1604 N First cuck in history. Man who tried to kill the majesty but got Caught cucked and Police cucked and V&.
44   Pietro Modafferi 17 0 0 1962 N Tried to kill his teacher, but got gun jam cucked and was subdued.
45   Cesar Romero R. 16 0 0 1987 N Tried to kill his teacher, but got aim cucked and was V&.
46   Ricardo Lopez 21 0 0 1996 Y Fat fuck stalker. Got Bomb cucked via interception and committed suicide.
47   Charles Bishop 15 0 0 2002 Y Some kid who managed to fly a plane to recreate 911. Failed and got cucked by himself.
48   Anonymous student 18-20 0 0 2013 N Some nigger who tried to shoot up school staff. Got subdue cucked by police and was V&.
49   Jason Burr 34 0 0 2014 N After he caught his girlfriend doing amateur porn with another man (CUCK!), he began a shooting at the hospital, only to be police cucked by shots. Jason is one of the biggest cucks in the world.
50  
  		Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath
Randall Steven Shepherd
James Lee Rushton Gamble 		23, 20, 19 0 0 2015 N, N, Y Trio of Columbiners wanted to do a mall massacre. The ringleader, Lindsay, got v&, her online BF, James, an hero'd, and Randall was also v&. The three got FBI cucked and police cucked.
51   Karma Hietanen 21 0 0 2016 N Pekka's first fangirl who tried to sperg out at a elementary school with an AK. Got police cucked and was V&.
52   Logan Clark 14 0 0 2016 N 14-year-old student with knives. Got cucked by police via shooting him while he was about to stab his classmates.
53   Carter Boyles 15 0 0 2016 Y Edgy teenager and EDiot tried to shoot up his high school. He was An hero cucked, because he was a pussy.
54   Lara Tolosa Chanetón 15 0 0 2017 Y 15-year-old girl planned to kill classmates who bullied her. She finally got An Hero cucked and died at hospital.
55   Sol Pais 18 0 0 2019 Y Argie-American girl wanted to outscore Kawlimpine. Cucked by FBI and police after getting 4 stars. Killed herself when she noticed.
56   Angel Granados-Diaz 16 0 0 2019 N Fat spic with shotgun. Got gym teacher cucked, cry cucked and hug cucked.
57   Samuel Hervey 25 0 0 2021 Y Did the Aaron Bushnell, but without glorifying Palestine.Got Arson cucked.
58   Fernando André Sabag Montiel 35 0 0 2022 N Portuspic tried to kill CFK, but he got Gun cucked by a jam and was V&.
59   Anonymous woman 0 0 2023 N Yet again another probe on why women can't go for the high score. Got police cucked during his revolver ramapage.
60   Evita Kolmonen 23 0 0 2023 N Policewoman and columbine killers' cock rider. Again, police cucked.
61   Aaron Bushnell 25 0 0 2024 Y U.S. Air force serviceman who lit himself. Got Palestine Cucked and Arson cucked.
62   D88ploy 14 0 0 2024 N A 14-year-old who tried to attack his former school, but was cucked by police and himself.
63   Eldiperro 0 0 2024 N Our luser and EDiot EDitor wanted to follow Atchison's steps. Got cucked by the FBI and the popo.
64   Jordan Patten 19 0 0 2024 N Another tarrantulafag. Cucked by police itsel after approaching them with a knife. What a big looser.
65   Fede Rodriguez 16 0 0 2024 N Planned to go on a killing spree in his neighbourhood. Got cucked by himself.
66   Ryan Routh 58 0 0 2024 N Oldfag wanted to kill Drumpf. Got police cucked.
67   Francisco Wanderley Luiz 59 0 0 2024 Y Oldfag "Tiu França" tried to bomb the Supreme Court. Got bomb cucked and an heroed.
68   Hugo Figuerola Pérez 23 0 0 2025 N Threatned multiple schools, but was cucked by the FBI and the popo. Also made mass evacuations.

Disqualified cucks:

  • Adam Lanza - Got gun cucked multiple times via gun jamming, but managed to kill a bunch of people.
  • Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold - Got bomb cucked but they checkmated it via creating mass butthurt and generating a huge amount of copycats.
  • Elliot Rodger - Got door cucked but still managed to kill in the place 2 thots before he went amok.

Sam Hyde cameos

The secret second shooter's cameos in Lulzy events as a hitman.

Succeeded kills: 187
Failed Kills:568


RANK SAM HYDE TYPE KILLS FAILS YEAR LEFT FAKE KILLER BODY? EVIDENCE
1   Samir Hyde 60 422 2017 Y  
Sam's Sandnigger version, being hired by Country music hater, Stephen Paddock and the ISIL terrorist Abu Abdul Barr Al-Amriki, shot up a Country fest in Las Vegas, high scoring himself since last year before he left the body of Stephen, who an heroed by revolver mouthwash and Samir escaped by a helicopter piloted by Abu.
2   Sam Hyde 49 58 2016 Y (by police)  
Sam, hired by Omar Mateen, a afghan sand nigger, went into a gay club and shot every faggot he saw before Omar was killed by police and Sam walked free, like always. 2016 was his golden year.
3   Sam Hyde 23 23 2019 N  
Hired by Spic killer, Patrick Crusius, killed 23 people and wounded 23, making it a perfect kill-wounded score. The man who hired him, Patrick, was arrested while sam is currently walking free without charges.
4   Samo Hydecký 17 25 2023 Y  
Czech Sam, hired by David Kozák, a nerd from Prague University, begans a spree shooting Charles Whitman style, before David killed himself and Samo, the Czech hitman, escaped by helicopter to Olomouc.
5   Samuel Verstecken 9 4 2016 Y  
Kraut sam, our kraut hitman, mission that day was to kill Turks, on the orders of David Sonboly, who committed suicide after the assignment.
6   Sam Hyde 9 1 2015 N  
Hired by white supremacist Dylann Roof, Sam pwned 9 black people at a church in Charleston ad left 1 wounded before Dylann was arrested and Sam was free and still for hire.
7   Samantha Hyde 6 1 2023 Y (by police)  
The hitman's family expands, when 31-year-old Samantha Hyde, Sam's sister, being hired by tranny Audrey Hale, commits a school shooting inside a xtian school before the hitwoman left the scene and Audrey was bullet-raped by police. She was the first hitwoman in Hyde's family
8   Sam Hyde 5 11 2016 Y (by police)  
In 2016 Sam Hyde, became one of the most infamous hitmen in all america, since he was hired by Micah Xavier Johnson, on a mission to kill every policemen in his sight. Micah was killed by police after Hyde's secret lulzy massacre.
9   Sam Hyde 5 0 2016 Y, but in prison  
Our original hitman, Sam, killed 5 in a mall by orders of Arcan Cetin, a turkroach who killed himself in prison while Sam is free.
10   Sam Hyde jr. 4 9 2024 N  
Sam's son, a new hitman, in order by Colt Gray to shot up the school, pwns 4 and lefts 9 wounded before Colt was arrested and Sam in liberty, cuz he pleaded innocence.
11   Sam Hyde 2 14 2016 N  
Sam,during the golden year of 2016, was hired by an unknown man, another gay club hater and fan of fake shooter Omar Mateen and sperged out inside. Pwned a teen and a fag and wounded 14 more before he escaped, like he always does.
12   Sam Hyde 1 1 2021 N  
Sam wasn't hired as a hitman and gave on purpose a revolver with actual bullets to the actor, Alec Baldwin, thinking it was a blank revolver and shot and killed a ukrainian cinematographer and wounded the Filmmaker Joey, before Alec was V& and Sam escaped, like he always does.
13   Sam Hyde 1 0 2017 Y  
Sam, faking himself he was a white supremacist, killed a random nigger, hired of Steve Stephens, another nigger who an heroed after the shooting.
14   Samu Haido 1 0 2022 N  
Tetsuya Yamagami, ordered his local hitman, Weeb Sam a special mission: Magnicide. He accomplished the mission killing Shinzo Abe, the prime minister of Japan, while Tetsuya was arrested after the crime. Samu escaped like he was another one in the crowd.

Biggest Hi Scores by country

The 1st, the platinum medal and the best of each country. Single player only, which is why China has Tian Mingjian even though the Zhaodong Massacre had more kills.


TUTORIAL HOW 2 MAKE A HIGH SCORER PAGE IN 2020S

This is an easy and fastly explained tutorial by Eldiperro... START NOW ASSHOLE!

  • PLEASE NOTE:Every name, or thing given here, is an example, don't take it seriously. Also I don't hate mumbappé, I like how he plays succer, i only used it as an example so DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

Also, if you want to make an article on a High Scorer but don't have enough content to add for it to be worth its own standalone article, you can make a section on the Loserinfo page.

(Templates of his description goes here, like faggot, autistic, etc...)

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What a dicksucking nigger
Alfred Purina
(name goes here)
Born April 20, 1999 (use Template:Age here if alive)
Dead If dead, May 1, 2025 (aged 26)
Nationality: Rwandanigger   
Highscore Killed 8, injured 12
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? YES
Motive Faggotry, Cocksucking addict


Example fast description: Alfred Purina was a gay porn actor in Rwanda, who on May 1st, 2025 went apeshit at the porn studio in Kigali, before he an hero via rifle mouthwash.

Background

 
(Also don't forget to add thumb pictures) His american boyfriend, Timothy McVagina

Story of the perpetrator or in some cases, the enviorment, his fucking life...

Shooting

Loadout

Don't forget the loadout!

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
 
  • Like brenton, he used this rifle, but painted it with dicks, his usual daily food. He also sticked some stickers from the Coaalumbine highschool massacre and Luka Fagnotta in the Stock. He cummed inside the bullets just to prove if he shot someone , the victim would get pregnant, but his incest product retardedness make them more slow, because he was infertile.
  • Secondary: Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
 
  • Eldiperro's lazy ass didn't change it, but imagine he drawn several dicks and had femboy stickers in the shotgun.
  • Perk 1: Gay (example image, too lazy to find it now)
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  • Spell: EXAMPLE:Incest product
 
  • Retardiness x2
  • Shooting aim cut in half, shooting speed cut in half
  • Crying during the massacre goes high
  • Manipulative status for players goes high

NOW, YOU TELL THE BEST PART, THE SHOOTING TAIMLAIN!

Shitty gallery of his crime scene, life photos, victims and stuff goes here

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    Apparently, he admired these 2 vile shitbag siblings that aren't the kool Reb and VoDKa.
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    Last dong he sucked for a porno before he started a relationship with Tim.
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    First boyfriend he had back in 2018
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    His secret lover who always makes him edits
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    His pastime with his boyfriend days before the shooting
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    His boyfriend now, who became straight.
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    Her groomed sister
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    Body pic!

Graded Score

The best part of all, the graded score. That was the thing all high scorers where defined since 2004.


Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 Yes, good score
Accuracy: 9/20 AIM BETTER AT THEM FAGGOT
Style: 10/20 Enraged fag
Butthurt: 10/20 Porno industry and the internetz shocked for a whole month
Bonus: 3/20 Only 3 for being a black fag
Total Score: 40/100 (C-)
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