- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
User:Napalmxxx2/coyofox
|
FACT ALERT:This article tells how to piss off an emo for the love of god do remind him of how big he fails at everything. |
|
FACTCAT SAYS: Furries dont even like this guy. |
Coyofox
This furfaggot has found himself here after deciding to do nothing to improve his own life by being a basement dweller with a desire to force his ways on others who really have no interest. The drama started about 6 months ago over an argument with ex boyfriend timber22. He claims he's 24 even though he has the artistic skill of chris chan which is fail. He is also a source of a large amount of hypocrisy and one sided demands for relationships, demands that people accept him and his druggie lifestyle, even demands that the person who decides to marry him god help us all, has to sleep with him every night or he will sleep around proving he's only interested in sex rather than the other person, which makes him pretty much almost the same as chris chan just not fat. He still lives with his parents even though he could get a place of his own like normal people do.
Basics of Coyofox
He is easy to get butthurt due to his overreaction to this journal [1] which sparked lulzy comments from the very fandom he hoped would support his lazy ass, however that support didn't really do any good because like everything else online, the internet never forgets. The plainest way to find out what's wrong with him is to read his journals all of which are tl;dr but some are still funny as hell, and usually attempts at getting attention like this one [2] and this one [3]. He's very emo and easy to get pissed off over something minor that we all would have moved on from unfortunately this is not the case on his part since butthurt happens over the slightest infraction like this one [4] when he felt a case of unwarrented self importance and wanted to warn people against an innocent bystander who displayed win by leaving him for someone less batshit insane.
Artist of fail
He decided a long time ago to start doing art, if you call having the same artistic talent as chris chan art that is since his art is the equivalent of an 8 year old and that's being nice about it. He also thought it was a great idea to post his art on the internet where everyone can see it causing eyerape to any who enter his gallery, if your blind your safe, if not then you might be soon.
Twitter failure
The result of depression, drugs, and a lack of buttsecks led him to strive to find a place on Twitter only he's making a complete ass of himself on the site making every mistake again as history repeats itself and revealing that anyone who doesnt think like him isnt worth the air they breathe, he never figured out that we possess free will and reminding him that nobody wants to be a mindless drone only angers him.
Timber22
About 7 months ago this faggot stalked Timber22 in hopes of surprise buttsecks and for about a month things went as you would expect for Coyofox however, he never excepted that he was dating someone whose sole ambition in life is to become an hero and is a bigger emo than himself. During their "dating" experience, Coyofox posted this [5]] which reveals how much of a stalker he really is. Thankfully the relationship between these furfags was very short lived and he posted this [6] stating that Timber22 "mysteriously disappeared" right off the face of the planet without a trace. The irony is that while he was with Timber22 he was with somebody else at the same time having ranted about closed relationships only for him, what a hypocrite. he eventually apologized for the hypocrisy in this [7] though we know he doesn't mean what he said.
Look guys I think I'm God!
After Timber22 he had a retard moment when he thought he could bring world peace, predict the end of the world like that hasnt been done to death, and predict the weather unrealistic expectations for a basement dweller he then wanted to be called Coyo Stormcaller because of a lucky coincidence as stated in this tl;dr [8]. For epic lulz, mention that all he said was a lie and that he's just plain insane.
I tried to be funny and failed
After he thought he was god, he posted this [9] bitching about how furries are so cruel to him after they put up with his rage for too long, he expresses extreme butthurt over how he's tired of being mistreated which is as so many others feel epic win. Again the butthurt flowed when he tried to garner sympathy stating he's depressed like here[10] little does he know how right he is on his level of fail or how much he's pissed people off while trying to be funny and full of win.
As always history will repeat itself because he gets butthurt really easily when reminded of how his actions cause other people to detest him. when this happens, he turns to the only things that don't try to run away, his jizz stained plushies.
Failed at pronz
He also tried to gain notoriety on a porn site and was quickly banned which you have to be a fugly bastard for that and the site probably had a stance against stuck up and arrogant bastard children like this one.
The Tanis Saga
during a course of events, Coyofox found himself in a relationship with yet another disease ridden furfag going by the name Tanis Snowpaw which created moar dramaz when Tanis left Coyofox a few weeks into the affair, the sauce can be found here[11], as well as here[12] and tl;dr here[13] the saga for him died here[14] as with all faggotry induced relationship endings, drama wasn't far from the area with this pathetic creature. Even more news surfaced when this saga ended as Coyofox ended up testing positive for STDs, as soon as shadowfox found out this info shadow being reasonable decided to go for lolsuit if he as well tested positive over Coyofox. New information also points that he was warned a long while ago before the STD incident that it would happen and he didn't listen at all and assumed that people were trying to "interfere with love" again.
The drug saga
Warning: this saga is still going on and is subject to change without notice. After finding out he had an STD, this faggot decided to start playing "witch doctor" and practice self medication which leads him to believe he needs to get "the real shit" for him to be happy and even goes so far to state that if you want to marry him, you have to partake of these substances as mentioned here[15] however he must have been high when he posted that considering how one sided it really is, the comments on the journal in question are largely other furries expressing their distaste for sexist bigots because there's already too many of them. He also ended up with rumors spread about him and blamed Shadowfox for it even though he's been busy doing other things that are more entertaining. The rumors however aren't far from the truth considering that he'll do anything to get his blow. After the rumors started shooting around like a wildfire on furaffinity, skype, and practically everywhere else he started threatening people over the internet. Anyone who thinks about taking him seriously, don't, he couldn't even punch hard enough to leave a bruise, he's trying to be an internet tough guy and the routine wasnt believed when several others did it before him and ain't believable now. It was also that during this saga Coyofox tried to take the life of another furry, shadowfox by mixing up a chemical known as dopamine which had a huge effect on said furry and almost killed him. It is also been confirmed by anonymous sources that another saga is starting up along with this one. He is currently thinking that he can create drugs for insane people and hopes that it will work out for him of course he's still very clueless to his own fail on the matter at hand, he posted a journal stating his ambitions which can be found here[16].
MintKaldra saga
Warning: this saga is still going on and is subject to change without notice. While getting fucked up out of his mind, the disease ridden furry found another furry to "share life with" it is currently unknown how long this saga will last and it needs moar dox which should come with time the only 2 dox that can be found so far are here[17] from Coyofox, and this one here[[18].
OMG I BE HAX0RD
Recently this drama whore was hacked by unknown sources the post here [19] account needed to read but his Google, Skype, Dropbox, and Facebook were hacked.
The rants of coyo
So coyo makes a sock puppet to try to make it seems like he has people on his side..
—probably the best thing to happen since i met that goddamn slut. Tamaska is apparently another nickname hes created for himself |
The fail continues
After his old furaffinity got hacked, he made a new one and "declared war" on the hacker, the hacker completely defaced the entire page on his faggotry resulting in lulz. He accused Shadowfox of haxoring him. the "war" never occured and he proceeded to make an Ok Cupid article and it turns out that furfags CAN reproduce under the right circumstances and he wants to be doped up on drugs like a Nigger for the entire time. What he never learned is that spreading diseases to normal people is a good way to get in trouble. word of advice do not sleep with this guy unless you want Herpes.
Contact info
Furaffinity: http://furaffinity.net/user/coyofox (hacked by lulz)
Furaffinity sock puppet: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/coyotama/
MSN: [email protected]
AIM: coyotama1605
Steam: http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/coyotama note: still goes by Coyo Stormcaller since he cant think of anything that didnt fail
Yahoo: [email protected]
Skype: memeticrevolution (hakced by lulz)
Jabber: [email protected] (Deleted)
Youtube: http://youtube.com/user/memetricrevolution (Deleted)
Twitter: http://twitter.com/coyotama (deleted)
Ok Cupid: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/codora/
