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Dallas Police Shootings
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| 2016 Dallas Sniper Attacks | |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 6 |
| Top 25? | Unknown |
| Style | Co-Op |
| An Hero? | TBA |
On the evening of July 7th, 2016, a pair of Nigra decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" in Dallas, Texas, the nigs armed themselves with M4 carbines, (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building, getting in position. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some pigs were within view, and sniped them from long range distance, assassinating 5, and severely wounding 6 others. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 32.448 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.
Trigger
What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason. There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.
Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chemical reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire building downs, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of Cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear them selvz out. The turbo-nigger sniper squad had every reason genetically to go apeshit. They had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and were also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of a sniper rifle, available at your nearest gun store foo.
Perpetrators
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson, ___ and ___. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break,and sent a bot in to deal with his ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank, and was caught in the blast.
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Attacks
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As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be a hero, not a zero!
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Chimps go all out -
chimpout collection 2 -
another chimp compilation. -
Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
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Liberals call for terrorism against america. -
Niggers celebrate the massacre. -
Hijacking a highway -
Based Nigra cop. -
Furfag vs spic -
Ann trolling shillary. -
SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase -
Inb4 raped by nigs ;) -
nigger going cray cray -
Pol conducts an op against the niggers. -
more info comes out -
hipster nigger -
BBC reporting shit -
generic nig, being waysis. -
Somebody set us up the bomb. -
kek -
Filthy nig at it again -
nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh -
liberals sucking cock -
irony at work -
Nigger -
whyte ppl smh -
Bas being an ass. -
BLM chimps hard at work -
Dorner's doppleganga
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RACE WAR NOW -
FORGIVE NIGRA -
Instigater -
Suspect Caught on tape? -
niggerology -
Shillary's infamous tweet. -
sheeeeit -
CIVIL WAR NOW -
sheeit nigguh
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Nigger summation of american history -
IRONY KEK -
liberal faggot BAWWWing -
Dallas Police Dept :'( -
Twitter trends -
Ex military -
more liberal fags -
FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1 -
The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass -
Epic troll at it again -
liberal infighting
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Twitter sucks the SJW's 2 inch cocks. -
WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland
High Score
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| Kill count: | 5/20 6 injured |
| Accuracy: | 16/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? |
| Style: | 17/20 Straight out of GTA 5 nigga |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Potentially triggers the LA Riots 2.0" |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty |
| Total score: 74/100 (C) | |
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A local cop trolls 8ch with "1488" ID. -
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Crisis Actor AD in Craigslist, weeks before the attack. Page was deleted. -
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Dorner is back! -
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Neonazi trolls frame Sam Hyde again.
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Dylan Klebold troll. -
Cops take position. -
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Some autist's pose -
Black Rambo is Back -
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Round 2? -
Just a peaceful protest.. -
KILL WHITEY!!! -
How liberals see mass shootings. -
Some nigger whore is happy about it. -
Nigger Crime Stats -
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Perpetrators
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The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
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See Also
External Links
- Crisis actors needed - 19 days before the shooting spree, posted in Dallas TX, quickly deleted post-massacre by Craigslist.
- Petition to recognize BLM as a terrorist organization.
Pol/ Threads
- Dallas Thread 6 - 99 bombs edition
- Dallas Thread 4 - NOW UNLOCKED EDITION
- Dallas Thread 5
- BREAKING: OFFICER KILLED AT DALLAS PROTEST
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