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Aeverine Nieves
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Aeverine Frathleen Nieves Zinn [1] (born Frank Zinn and a man) of Marion, Indiana is a highly functioning autistic Shemale tranny who previously operated a series of websites which were generally centered around a Walmart-esque store that never actually existed. S/he is also an E-lawyer who vigorously protects his/her Copyrights. S/he currently resides in Apartment 19 at 2900 South Carey Street in Marion; it is here that s/he keeps her "pet children", which include Timothy Rags Zinn and a "transgender female dog" named Deanna (you just can't make this shit up!).
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IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
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Personal Life
Aeverine was born on January 4th, 1983 to Willis and Margarat Zinn. Willis died in 1984, reportedly due to pneumonia, however it is widely thought to be the case that, upon learning that his son would grow up to be a tranny, he lost his iPod. Ava is legally a woman, even though s/he still has a penis.
Education
Ava was in and out of a number of schools through her life, mostly due to behavioral issues, and seems to have been placed in Special Ed throughout her entire educational career. She also claims to have served as Class President at her high school, spanning from 1986 to 2002.
Upon graduating high school, she spent an amazing 4 weeks at Indiana Wesleyan University before being expelled in September 2001 after a "mental breakdown".
Here is an account from a former Mississinewa High School student who attended school with Ava in his/her "Frank Zinn" days:
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Career (or lack thereof)
All of Ava's employment history is limited to her mother's (and later her) "store" called NO SIR GIFTS. In reality, NO SIR GIFTS is nothing but the fake name used to sell Avon products and household trinkets. And since NO SIR GIFTS isn't actually a store, Ava has never held a actual job in his/her life. S/he is currently makes their living as a Welfare whale, because apparently "Gender Identity Disorder" is covered under disability.
Love Life
It is believed Ava had a girlfriend at one point while s/he was still a man. However, Ava will claim that she's had a number of girlfriends and failed marriages, but these seem to be entirely with people that live in her fantasy world. In 2010, she claimed that her "Partner" "Angela Willis" died in a tragic accident, but it was soon discovered this claim was a fake. (See: Ava in 2010; after Angela "died", she entered a relationship with "Christy Johnson", who is talked about further down this page.
Name
Aeverine currently goes by Aeverine Frathleen Nieves, but experts in the field of Google have discovered that his/her legal name may be Aeverine Zinn, or possibly still just Frank Zinn; the name "Frathleen" is a combination of Frank and the middle name of her mother, Kathleen.
Ava on the Internets
Ava has left a pretty big footprint on the internet, but before you run off to talk about her, remember that s/he claims his/her name is copyrighted and she will sue you if you use it!
A History of Lulz, Part 1
Late 2006: Introducing Aeverine
Ava was first sighted on the internet (at least in her current form) in early December of 2006 when she posted a rant about how she was convinced there was a great conspiracy afoot when it came to two men anchoring a newscast; after some point she saw this as an opportunity for her to shine and decided to do something about it.
Early 2007: Live... from the INNCD Apartment Studios...
In early 2007 (possibly as early as late 2006), Aeverine began posting short, poorly produced newscasts recorded in her apartment to YouTube called "INNCD News" (The IndiaNa News Center and Discussion); A majority of the content of which these were composed had been copied off of news websites. Aeverine would then fail in her feeble attempt at reciting what was likely a poorly, if not unscripted, scripted pile of trash. There was nothing inherently funny about them, until a member of TVNewsTalk.net discovered the videos and made a post about it:
—TVNewsTalk.net member "NewzPimpin" |
Things got heated when Ava found the post and registered at the site to protect her good name. The forum's users saw this as a chance to produce even more lulz and began trolling her. The resulting thread soon became more than 30 pages in length, however it was eventually locked and Ava was banned before the thread was finally bawwwwleeted by the OP. The thread was partially saved in a Google Desktop cache, but has since been lost to time.
Mid 2007: Goodbye, INNCD
After she was initially laughed at, Ava laid low for a while, finally returning in June of 2007 with a series of breaking news updates regarding a Chicago TV reporter who had been fired; one of which featured an insanely long commercial break for the TV show Jeopardy. It was at this point that the trolls showed up and two parodies of INNCD came out. The first was PNNS News, which did a very accurate job of parodying Ava's voice and reading abilities:
The second was USNCD News, however all of USNCD's videos have been extinguished from the internet due to YouTube's DMCA policy.
After seeing these parodies, Ava halted production of INNCD "newscasts" for the most part. A few more were produced, however they were of little or no significance and have since been deleted.
Ava's Fake Shit
With the internet newscast out of the way, Ava now had time to focus on other ventures, which are listed in-depth below.
INNewsCenter Wiki
Just like Chris-chan, Ava has her own wiki in which she can explain in-depth her fake-ass businesses and characters, along with her relationship to them. If you were to read Ava's wiki, you would see that she is really a multi-millionaire, is married to "Angela Willis", has numerous TV shows, and NO SIR GIFTS is actually as big as Walmart. Of course, you know better, and that's why you're reading a fine, upstanding Wiki.
NoSirGifts
NoSirGifts is the name of Ava's "store" in which she peddles crap in its lowest and purest form; also, be sure to buy some cable access from her! Of course, it is believed there is virtually no business conducted with Ava, but that's not stopping her from saying there is! She's set up a whole website about it, claiming that NO SIR GIFTS is actually several stores, and a number of warehouse stores as well. NoSirGifts also owns a number of television stations, and the rest of Ava's crazy ideas. You can read more about NoSirGifts at the INNewsCenter Wiki.
Queen of the Willis
Queen of the Willis is just one of the shows Ava claims to be the creator of. It is "animated" using still frames and the Yahoo avatars. However, if you look at the Episode listing, you may soon start to notice the similarities to Family Guy and King of the Hill. The only original episodes have been written by trolls. An example "episode" (featuring Ava sing along to Rick Astley and Michael Jackson)follows.
Ava vs. ED
If you're not lulzing yet, it gets better from here. I guarantee it.
Round 1 - August 2007
Late in the evening of August 4th, 2007, Nieves first discovered this Encyclopedia Dramatica article and promptly edited it to contain actual, factual information. The article was reverted, and s/he immediately called her E-lawyer who sent ED a DMCA letter. The DMCA was countered, and the page was soon put back up. Ava retreated and whined about it on her sites, preparing her next strike.
Round 2 - Fall 2008
After almost a year of waiting for her ED article to magically disappear, only to discover that wasn't going to happen, Ava again tried to remove the article on September 22, 2008 by blanking the page, but was quickly pwnd by MysteryBot.
ED Mailing List and Ava's Big Break
It was at this point Ava felt that, if you ALREADY didn't know about her (and you probably didn't), you should. On November 11th, 2008, She fired off emails to the ED Mailing List:
—Ava being a e-Lawyer | ||
—Ava |
Things got even better when a troll posed as an ED Sysop and got Ava to answer a number of embarrassing questions on the grounds that she'd be unbanned. The interview is over here.
December 2008: Suicide over missing cable channels
In another bizarre episode of the life of Frank Zinn, he/she recently had a conversation with one of his/her dogs about the local cable television provider removing stations from the Fort Wayne, Indiana television market. Aeverine/Frank then goes into a tirade:
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February 2009: He's Finally a Woman?
In February of 2009, Ava got butthurt that the local food pantry refused to give him Maxi-Pads.
—Aeverine |
Ava in 2010
So far in 2010, Ava has begun to enforce "policies" regarding how you talk to her and how you friend her on Facebook. Some of these "policies" include required friend request acceptance and not allowing people to "unfriend" her...
—Ava, |
Death of "Angela"
Angela Willis-Zinn appeared on the internets sometime in 2009 and was referred to as Ava's "partner". Ava's wiki claims that they were married in May 2001, long before she started getting trolled online, and long before Ava started posting videos on the YouTube. Angela has never appeared in either of these, and whenever Ava uploaded a video, she'd often reach to turn it off or on (much in the same fashion as Chris-Chan). Angela definitely wasn't helping Ava with the videos, nor did she contribut to any of Ava's "Queen of the Willis" shows. The fact she went unmentioned for a number of years and her sudden appearance goes to prove that she's made up, but that's not stopping Ava! "Angela" has a Facebook and a Myspace, and has the ability to take on different looks between the two. She also has no Myspace friends outside of Ava, but has 53 on the Facebook. Hmmmmmm.
Goodnight, Sweet Princess
Ava's fake wife "died" on June 01, 2010. According to Ava, one of her "stepdaughters" (i.e. a dog) told her that Angela was shot dead by a "bully customer" while repairing an outdoor antenna in Van Buren, Indiana. This left no doubt that Angela has always been a figment of Ava's imagination.
Even though she pretended that "Angela" (and her death) was real, Ava continued to spend as much time on the internet as possible, playing Facebook games and posting about her upcoming vacation.
Even Ava's "friends" sniffed "Angela" and her subsequent death out as entirely fake. Obviously they realize that this is yet another attempt to garner sympathy and attention from others. More lulz came when, questioned as to why the media hadn't covered the shooting, Ava changed the story to Angela having suffered a heart attack. After allowing a shitstorm of questions regarding the existence of Angela and the murder/heart attack to pile up, Ava finally did what all attention whores who have been called out do and deleted fucking everything on June 4th, including her and Angela's facebook profiles. Later that night she posted on her Myspace that she was "Taking a break from Facebook until I get everything worked out", which probably means she's waiting for it to blow over and for people to forget. Unfortunately for Ava, internet drama is not forgotten.
It should be noted that this is not the first time Ava has killed off someone, only to retcon and change the story. When she first became e-famous, she killed off one of her fake anchors named "Michelle Abernathy", claiming Michelle had been found dead of an apparent suicide (which she had directly copied off a similar event that had happened IRL). A few days later, when the trolls started mourning the loss of Michelle, Ava went back and said that it was just someone who looked like Michelle; that the Police had gotten it wrong, and Michelle was okay (she also blamed her dog for writing the story). She was forced, however, to "fire" Michelle since she had basically trolled everyone and pretended to be dead for a few days.
Investigation
Expert investigators took to the internet after the death, building on information Ava provided in her blog about Angela's death. The obituary Ava posted claimed that Angela graduated from Mississinewa High School in 1996 (the year before Ava attended). The investigators used Facebook to find other alumni of the Class of 1996, and simply asked if they have any recollection of an Angela Willis graduating with them. There was no surprise when the first response came back from someone who also knew Ava IRL: Angela never existed.
—Anonymous Source from the Class of 1996 |
Ava still continues to maintain that Angela was real, blaming her "stepdaughter" (again, a dog) for "false reporting".
Sexual Assault!
Shortly after the Angela incident, Ava, in another desperate attempt for attention and asspats, claimed to have been robbed and sexually assaulted while "vacationing" in Indianapolis. Unfortunately for her, nobody believes her after the whole Angela thing.
—Ava |
Christy Johnson
Just two days after the "death" of "Angela", Ava claimed to have a new girlfriend named Christy Johnson. This led to rumors that Ava poisoned Angela just so she could be single again. It was largely believed she was just using a random picture of someone she knew as the picture for "Christy". This belief proved true on July 7, 2010 when Ava posted another picture of her and "Christy" to Facebook, disregarding the fact that the first picture contained a blonde woman and the second contained a redhead with a different hairline. One commenter mentioned that it was an employee of Carey Services, who works with Ava.
The fact that they're both wearing red lanyards probably means both are employees of either Carey Services or another organization Ava is involved with.
Another ED Response
Realizing that her Encyclopedia Dramatica page isn't going to come down, Ava decided to start issuing "Ava's BS Alerts"[2], which are apparently supposed to give you the "inside scoop" and truth about stories that get posted to this ED page. This just further proves that Ava has the same mindset as Chris-Chan, in which she thinks anyone will believe anything she has to say. In fact, the first one addressed the "Similarities to Chris-Chan" section below by taking a screenshot of the page and photoshopping "Bullshit" over it. Oh the irony!
August 2010: Extreme Home Makeover
In August 2010, Ava finally posted pictures of her dilapidated living conditions. Many of the pictures were of poor quality, but thanks to her captions, revealed that her landlord had to patch numerous holes in the dirty, nicotine stained walls. She also uploaded pictures of the floor which she claims to have damaged when she threw "5 glass jars across two rooms". It is reported the only reason Ava's landlord puts up with this kind of bullshit is because the government pays the rent every month.
Ava in 2011
2011 is Ava's year of the shit video, as evidenced by all of the diarrhea she's splattered on YouTube. Here she is going batshit insane over American Idol.
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Ava tries out for American Idol
In July 2011, Ava headed to Pittsburgh to try out for American Idol, where she made the "top 300" because the producers saw her and instantly knew they found this years number 1 "weird auditioner" because of her outstanding talent.
Tosh.0 discovers Ava
On July 22, 2011, Ava was featured on the Tosh.0 Blog after being posted multiple times on Tumblr and Videogum.com.
2012 and beyond
2012 is proving to be yet another banner year for Ms. Zinn. The year got off to a slow start, with a year in review and video of her trip to Pittsburgh being the only real content in a sea of completely non sexist pleas to vote for the female contestants on American Idol. The results of the 2012 Idol season led her to say she would no longer watch the show, and then retracting that statement and announcing she's launching "Vote for the Girls"] in response to "Vote for the Worst".
She also continued to fret about her High School Prom, which took place 11 years ago. She somehow retroactively blamed her dead mother for making her prom date late, and then went on to retroactively change who she went to prom with[3] to "punish" the late date.
Similarities to Chris-Chan
By now you're saying "How many Chris-Chan references can they make here?". You wouldn't be the only one. Therefore, this easy-to-read comparison table has been crafted to show you the TRUE and HONEST similarities these two have.
| Trait | Ava | Chris |
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| Autistic? | Yes | Yes |
| Claim to be "cured" of Autism? | Yes | Yes |
| Dislike Men? | Yes | Yes |
| Claim to be a woman despite being a man? | Yes | Yes |
| Have created their own little fictional world? | Yes | Yes |
| Believe their little fictional world will make them wealthy, regardless of the massive amounts of copyright infringement? |
Yes | Yes |
| Ever married? | No | No |
| Virginity? | Unknown (Likely intact) | Lost |
| On Social Security? | Yes | Yes |
| Displayed 'tard rage when kicked out of somewhere? | Yes | Yes |
| Have attempted to take down their ED page? | Yes | Yes |
| Despite being a man, wears a bra? | Probably | Yes |
| Dressed as a woman in public? | Yes | Yes |
| Think that people should believe everything they have to say? | Yes | Yes |
| Have "rules" for people who are potential dates/sweethearts? | Yes | Yes |
Gallery
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Ava uploads one of her precious logos into the public domain. -
Then uploads her own photo into the public domain THREE TIMES. -
Ava'swikiwith some important information. -
Ava was nice enough to upload this photo for historical purposes. This was from before the transition.
External lulz
His/her personal websiteDeadHis/her personal wiki. Vandalize for great justice.Dead- His/her store Old site (Internet Archive)
New store siteBut also dead, hey.His/her MyspaceDead at last check- The queen himself (on facebook) Troll with gusto
Fake Facebook Pages
- One of her many fake Facebook pages for a character
Another fake FacebookBaleeted- And another... Active, as of 08/23/16
and another...BaleetedOne for one of her dogsBaleeted- and another dog... Who plays Facebook games.
- and another person...
and ANOTHER dogBaleeted (Related to that other Chandler? Maybe!)- MOAR DOGS
- and finally, one more person
This section needs to stay up to date with the latest accounts. You can help by hunting for new fake accounts by browsing through the members of one of these two Facebook groups for accounts with pixelated, way too professional photos.
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