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Christ, you couldn't make this shit up!!!
Here at ED, We've gotten a lot of entertainment from the likes of Mr. Christian Weston Chandler since that chilly November morn in 2007, when the overweight man-child burst into our hearts like a rupturing autistic blood vessel. But despite his popularity here, a huge majority of the lulzy events that have kept us ROFLing over the years have only been recorded on the site from chat logs in the discussion page by the various newfags who think shouting JULLAYYY at him is still funny...UNTIL NOW!!!
The following "Christory" is an archive of the events that have played out in Chris' life since the creation of his article on Encylopedia Dramatica, both in and out of the wiki, starting off with the month following up to his "birth" on the Internet world stage.
Enjoy!
(Note: Any date marked in blue indicates a video uploaded by Chris himself, all other videos from third parties effecting Chris personally are linked in the date's description themselves.)
November 10 - A picture of goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
November 11 - In response to she-male and homoeroticSonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five Rule 34 drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
November 12 - Chris adds entries from his diary, details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll, Officer Nasty, to the ED page. By now, Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be later used to mock him.
December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to editing the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
December 30 - Christian writes the poem For My True Love, I Would….
2008
January 2008
January 2 - Megan writes that she is thinking about staying in the Chandler household for a while. Probably because of personal problems.
January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to hackED again.
January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", probably Chris himself.
January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them kicking the autistic.
January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling Joshua Martinez. It doesn't work.
January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...
February 2008
February 24 - Chris' 26th birthday.
March 2008
March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the Internet.
March 5 - Chris draws Sonichu issue #7.
March 8 - At the GAMe PLACe, Chris tries to find out if employee Lucas was the one who took his picture.
March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew sexual images of her. She is angry.
March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
March 12 - At 5:52 A.M. local time, Chris begins a nine-day effort to remove references to Megan (including the sex drawing) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
March 17 - Again, Chris tries to delete the Megannudes. He also tries to ban ED-sysops from his article using code.
March 18 - Chris' edits of the ED page are now more focused with showing that it is Megan, not Crystal in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fingering her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser".[1]
March 19 - Chris tries to edit all references to incest from his ED article.
March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!", containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated. [2]
March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.
April 2008
April 4 - Chris gets banned from the GAMe PLACe by Michael for a fortnight, on the grounds of going into the back to get prize support for a tournament unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior. (Stated by Lucas on the PVCC forums.)
April 18 - Chris' ban from the GAMe PLACe expires, and he returns straight away.
June 13 - According to Chris, he is kicked from the GAMe PLACe for writing: "Michael Loves the ¨F¨ Out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a cardboard box.
July 2008
July 12 - In an e-mail, Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to Michael of the GAMe PLACe that got him banned in April.
August 2008
August 3 - Chris's second message to YouTube. He declares war against ED in his infamous "Madman Rising" video, and blames his "breakup" with Megan on ED.
August 20 - Chris draws the first part of Sonichu issue #8.
August 28 - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
August 28 - Chris is finally perma-banned from the the GAMe PLACe by Michael Schneider for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was banned because of his constant racism towards black customers, and often BAWWWWWing after losing card games. (Stated by Lucas on the PVCC boards.)
September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer, in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
September 8 - The GameStopGuitar Hero contest begins. Chris will eventually be the first winner.
September 10 - Chris sends his first nudes to Blanca.
September 11 - The first of Chris' nudes emerge on the Internet. Chris's penis has Sonichu drawn on it.
September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
September 11 - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
September 13 - Chris removes the sex-scenes from issue #8 of his Sonichu comic.
September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his girlfriend.
September 13 - The "buh bye bye nose" video. Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on pause. Chris admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
September 16 - Chris' e-mail is hacked for the first time. Nudes of him are sent around.
September 17 - Chris' half-brother, Cole Smithey, is fed up with Chris and breaks all contact with him.
September 18 - Chris creates his second YouTube account, abandoning his old one.
September 20 - After having been raided by eBaum's World, Chris declares that he is safe.
September 21 - Web-cam pics of Chris' penis and Officer Nasty emerge.
October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges. [3][4]
October 7 - Blanca receives the Sonichu medallions.
October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on September 29.
October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new medallion and lies that it is the original.
October 9 - Chris publishes a new video, claiming to have had the medallion sent back to him. He also claims the torrented DVDis not complete.
October 13 - The Columbus Day video is published. Chris shows contempt towards Jimmy Hill, then blabs on about his Little Big Planet custom level.
October 13 - Sarah Jackson is allegedly killed in a car crash.
October 14 - Sonichu-Fans goes online.
October 15 - Issue #10 of the Sonichu comic is previewed online. Chris claims his powers lie in his high school Amnyfest Ring.
October 16 - Chris has his first fan-chat in the #sonichu IRC room.
October 20 - The Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
October 21 - The infamous "sulking couch" video. Blanca ends her relationship with Chris, blaming the Man in the Pickle Suit. Chris is devastated for nearly an entire day.
October 26 - Chris announces existence of "Chloe" in #sonichu IRC. She is later revealed to be a lie.
October 27 - The Q&A video is published. Chris claims this to be the first of many, but turns out to be his only one to date. It is also the final video from Chris until the end of December.
October 27 - Chris publishes the first of many video game-oriented videos on Little Big Planet. Over the next month, Chris will spend most of his time playing these games.
October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris' front lawn (which he keeps until he destroys them in a video in September 2009).
November 2008
November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in Little Big Planet.
November 24 - Chris publishes his "History of Playstation 3" LBP level, ending his period of solitary confinement.
November 26 - Chris' "PS3 History" level is given credit on the Little Big Planet official website, gladdening Chris, and enraging many Little Big Planet fanboys.
December 2008
December 1 - Chris meets waitress "Caitlin". He thinks she likes him.
December 1 - Chris draws the cover for Sonichu issue #9.
December 28 - Chris publishes a video in which he thanks his "True and Loyal Fanbase" for voting for him in the GameStopGuitar Hero contest.
December 30 - Chris finds out about the Sonichu Girls fanclub, and is delighted. He joins the community.
December 30 - The Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub is founded. As soon as Chris finds out, he voices his disgust.
2009
January 2009
January 2 - A "Sonichu Home Club" meeting is held on PlayStation Online.
January 5 - Episode 18, the second and final part of Sonichu issue #8, is published.
January 18 - Sonichu.net is hacked again by someone going by the name Clyde Cash (Clyde's first appearance by name), the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
January 22 - Chris claims to have left for Redmond, Washington, and disappears for a few days.
January 26 - Chris lies that he has returned from spending several days in Redmond with Miyamoto. He quickly takes the video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
January 30 - Chris comes clean about not working with Nintendo, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie Fils-Aimé. Christian then threatens to sue them.
January 31 - Chris takes his last video offline.
January 31 - Chris retracts the January 30th video and apologizes for his unruly behavior.
February 5 - Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make two videos stating that he is gay (or a "gaybian", as he puts it). He removes both videos a few hours later.
February 6 - Chris issues a retraction of the February 5th videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions (one ass vibrator).
February 6 - Chris re-uploads the February 5th videos, with a disclaimer. He also points out that he looks at a Sailor Moon poster every night to help keep him straight.
February 7 - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now co-managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
February 8 - Chris presents Sonichuandrosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend PandaHalo to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
February 10 - Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris shows off his supposedly cleaned room. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
February 12 - Chris uploads "Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack", a porn section of Sonichuandrosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry cybersex with his alleged "girlfriend" Julie emerges online.
February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris' Aunt Corrina is buried, and Chris is disappointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes, proving how self-centered he really is.
February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.
March 2009
March 1 - An ED troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the sex doll video claims to have sent the postcards to Bob Chandler, who supposedly then confiscated Chris' tools for making videos.
March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, gains control of Chris' PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring BILLY MAYS to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his ass before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash.
March 4 - A troll on ED posts a fake newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
March 4 - Chris publishes a new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as BlueSpike.
March 8 - The Family Guy episode "Family Gay" premiers, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
March 10 - Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that nine-year-olds can get more dates than he can (after researching a book on how to approach girls, written by a nine-year-old).
March 12 - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls (Miss Emily and her friend "Stephanie"), who have been phoning him, that use the same number.
March 15 - Robert Simmons V visits Chris at his church. There is an audio recording of this event.
March 16 - Chris apologizes to Emily for not attending their planned meeting.
March 18 - Chris talks about the PS3 game Eye of Judgment, and also gives the first mention of Ivy.
March 19 - Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with Emily. However, at the conclusion of this date Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a pickle suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man. A video of the "date" exists.
March 19 - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to his gal-pals, named Ivy and Rachael.
March 20 - Christian posts an extremely creepy video message for Ivy, which is deleted within moments. He reposts it four days later.
March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song "Holding Out For a Hero". Comic pages from what is now known as Sonichu Special #1 are incorporated into the video.
March 26 - Chris complains that Megan has been getting trouble from the trolls.
March 27 - In a two-part video, Chris gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full of junk (this will later come back to haunt him in August 2009).
March 27 - Chris rages at Clyde Cash, threatening to call the police and strangle him, then "Ponch" his lights out.
March 28 - Chris uploads a second highly disturbing music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Loving You".
March 29 - Chris uploads another video, where he sings the farting song for Ivy's friend, "Flora".
March 30 - Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Lee Hotti (whom he believes is Clyde), Chris makes fun of the poverty and physical appearance of this troll.
March 30 - Chris demands the removal of his ED article yet again. He later re-uploads an extended version of the video.
April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was he who leaked his nudes to the Internet.
April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez about a movie he is making, which included Vanessa Hudgens.
April 6 - Chris purchases the cwcville.com domain.
April 9 - Chris' Sonichu site is restored at cwcville.com.
April 9 - Ten days after leaving YouTube "forever", Chris announces cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, CChanSonichu (now suspended).
April 16 - Again, Chris chats with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. He resists her sexual advances, but he does talk about his sex dolls, Kimmi: The Anime Love Doll and Officer Nasty.
April 17 - Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face".
April 17 - Chris uploads a video in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6th; he cites the Bible.
April 24 - Chris uploads his marriage proposal to Ivy whilst butchering the Celine Dion song, "It's All Coming Back To Me Now".
April 24 - Chris uploads an old try-out for his PS-Eye whilst singing "I've got a Fish!".
April 24 - Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
April 27 - "The Miscreants" publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, simply entitled "power", has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, "CWCFlyingElephants", shows Chris running through his room quoting Monty Python and going completely mad. All whilst in the nude.
April 27 - Chris chats with the troll posing as Vanessa again. He claims he saw her IRL.
April 28 - Chris uploads the video, "ECV 00095", in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from April 16th, by way of explaining why he drinks his own semen and shits his pants.
May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on Wikipedia, which is quickly deleted for lack of notability.
May 3 - Chris makes his case to Wikipedia for restoring his article.
May 3 - Sonichu is added to TV Tropes' list of notable webcomics.
May 5 - Chris' memorable video "ECV 00095" is linked to from Fark, amassing over 200,000 views in 24 hours, attention Chris could only have dreamed of on the fateful day he created Sonichu.
May 11 - Chris writes and essay named Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education, and sends it in for the 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford. He does not win. The essay can be read at CWCkipedia.
May 12 - The "Wedding Comic" and several erotic drawings are leaked.
May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts on the talk page on Chris' Encyclopedia Dramatica article, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. It is not known if this is actually Chris, but it is consistent with events at the time.
May 15 - cwcville.com is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris' YouTube account. This leads to Clyde Cash finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. The site also displays an image of Joshua Martinez, indicating that he hacked the site.
May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest or possibly even a Fuck Quest.
May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride parade. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
May 19 - In his first video since the Ivy debacle, Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The "Angry Removal of Glasses" maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK."
May 22 - Chris declares he has abandoned cwcville.com, telling his fans to attack the trolls, and also shows his new Sonichu medallion. "The Miscreants" later report that Clyde Cash is found dead in his home from a shotgun wound to the head, presumably as a result of Chris' "fatwa".
May 28 - Vivian Gee is elected as the new leader of "The Miscreants", succeeding the late Clyde Cash.
May 29 - Chris discovers a video wishing "Chris-chan" a happy birthday, and selfishly assumes it must be meant for him. His arrogant comment results in a shitstorm from trolls, as the Internet floods the poor girl's account with everybody's favorite game, Kick the Autistic.
May 30 - Chris posts a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18-to-27-year-old, boyfriend-free girl who is not black person.[5]
May 31 - Chris' Craigslist ad is removed from the site under grounds of racism.
May 31 - Chris' Facebook account is hacked by The Miscreants, revealing lulzy correspondences with local women and some interesting notes. Chris' main profile is defaced with his butt garments image.
June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers, and favorites several Britney Spears-related videos in order to prove his straightness.
June 13 - Chris posts another Craigslist ad, telling off Jews instead of blacks this time[6].
June 14 - Chris sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There", his poorly-conceived pastiche "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks.
June 14 - Approximately two hours after the last video, Chris issues an apology.
June 21 - The YouTube account for CChanSonichuCWC is created, with the premise that it is the REAL Chris, who has abandoned his old CChanSonichu account and has not yet realized an impostor is posting there.
June 28 - BILLY MAYS dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of CWCville out in the open. Chris is immediately under suspicion for his death.
July 3 - The first appearance from CChanSonichuCWC, who formally denounces the YouTube account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an "impostor Chris". [7]
July 7 - Chris uploads "Captain's Log ~ Stardate: July 7, 2009".
July 10 - Chris uploads three videos directed towards people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats and slander in these videos resulted in the suspension of his YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
July 15 - Pictures emerge on 4chan's /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavygingergirl.
July 17 - Chris uploads "Rollin' and Trollin'", where he gives a tour of CWCville and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of CChanSonichuCWC, who has been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
July 17 - Chris writes and draws a Sonichu face on the Charlottesville chalk wall. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him and put a giant cock on Sonichu.
July 19 - Chris uploads "CWC Trollin More", in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
July 21 - CChanSonichuCWC claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
July 22 - Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, "Captain's Log ~ Stardate: July 22, 2009", a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, "A Preview", which consists of a badly-drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
July 23 - Chris re-uploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" video to prove he is, in fact, the true and honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
July 23 - NBC 24 in Charlottesville broadcasts a news report, in which Chris was spotted with the medallion in public.
July 24 - Chris uploads a strange video, "It's UGH!", featuring him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video less than twenty minutes later.
July 24 - Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads "CWC Dare" (from the original animated Transformers movie) shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
July 25 - In addition, Chris uploads "It's___", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
July 26 - Chris upload "Captain's Log ~ Stardate: July 26, 2009", in which he proves to the world that he is the true and honest CWC.
July 26 - Chris starts editing CWCipedia very intensively on a near-daily basis.
July 28 - Chris finally completes the Sonichu comic's Episode 19, eight months after he started on it, and uploads the finished pages to the CWCipedia.
July 29 - Chris uploads "CWC More Than A Feeling", which is just him playing Guitar Hero.
July 29 - Chris uploads "Captain's Log ~ Stardate: July 29, 2009".
July 29 - Chris re-uploads the "Holding Out For a Hero" music video, as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that Ivy was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
July 29 - The CWCville Library leaks the alternate version of "CWC Boyfriend".
July 29 - Chris shaves off his goatee on-camera in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
July 29 - Chris draws "Collosal Chan", who will be appearing in Sonichu issue #10.
July 31 - Chris announces the SingStar Challenge with a video against CChanSonichuCWC.
August 2 - Chris uploads his round two video to the challenge, "Don't Say You Love Me"; the ending song to the Pokemon movie.
August 2 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads his second round video, "Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme" by Will Smith. (Chris later Disqualifies this for ad-libbing)
August 3 - Chris uploads his third-round SingStar entry, "Autumn Goodbye", and a harassing video "bonus".
August 3 - Chris also uploads a "Bonus" video to harass CChanSonichuCWC and pulls out his high-school year book to prove he's the real CWC.
August 3 - Chris gives out a pre-written speech thanking the trolls for documenting his life on ED.
August 4 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads his own "Bonus" video, explaining the history of his parents, revealing what according to him IBAChandler's real name is, he also includes a mugshot of Chris.
August 5 - Chris uploads the fifth round entry to the SingStar contest, his version of "Smell my Dick", and replaces every instance of "dick" with duck.
August 7 - Chris uploads the now infamous "I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!!" video in hopes of getting CChanSonichuCWC to come clean about his identity and also notifying the real Chris-chan, he needs to re-do his fifth SingStar challenge video as he didn't sing the entirety of the song.
August 8 - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new Sonichu material. He uploads the first nine pages of Episode 20 to CWCipedia.
August 10 - Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a loser with manboobs.
August 10 - Chris uploads six more pages of Episode 20, to CWCipedia.
August 11 - Chris uploads the KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special video, which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a (crap) radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
Some of the Pedofile art that made Chris ANGREH!!!
August 12 - Chris responds in disgust towards the Guro and Pedophile fanart that has been sent to him.
August 15 - Chris rages after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD.
August 15 - Chris reacts to CChanSonichuCWC's farewell video and issues him with a CURSE-YA-HA-ME-HA, the worst possible curse an overweight autistic manchild can issue.
August 15 - GONE is uploaded to CChanSonichuCWC's account, suggesting that IBAChandler has the real Chris tied up in his basement.
August 15 - Chris uploads a video to declare that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
August 16 - Chris uploads a new video where he retracts allmost of his previous CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA attacks.
August 17 - Chris appears at a council meeting in Charlottesville. He is praised for a shitty poster he made that looks like it was drawn by a six year old. He blathers on like a retard at the meeting before the TRUE and HONEST mayor of Charlottesville finally tells Chris to shut the fuck up.
August 18 - Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
August 18 - Chris uploads the CWCFighter video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
August 20 - Chris announces he is uploading new pages from Episode 20 of his Sonichu Comic, along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
August 22 - In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands R-E-S-T-E-D-C.
August 27 - Chris uploads a video demanding all videos and pictures of his house be removed from the Internets.
August 28 - On CWCipedia, Chris declares that he has been banned from DeviantArt.
August 29 - Chris uploads a video telling the trolls they are going to hell (especially homos).
August 29 - An uncut version of THAT IS MY HOUSE featuring a special cameo from Bob Chandler, is released by Vivian Gee. It's also the first video to feature a person other than Chris in his Bedroom. (also note Chris has also converted his back into a toilet roll holder in the video).
August 30 - Chris uploads a video, saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
September 2009
September 2 - Christopher comments on a music video of "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue on YouTube, saying he wants out. He is also faving gay videos.
September 4 - The worst birthday of Bob Chandler yet (at least in the recorded history), as he's about to be evicted from his house at the age of nearly 100. But on the bright side, he received a nice gift from the trolls.
September 4 - Chris uploads a video, demanding that Vivian Gee delete all her videos and close her YouTube account before she can regain his respect.
September 6 - Chris uploads a video showing him violently tearing up the sign that trolls left on his front lawn on October 31, 2008. He does this as a death-threat against Vivitheg.
September 6 - Chris finds out that his material on CWCipedia is available under the Creative Commons license, and immediately starts bitching about it to the admin. He retaliates with a in depth justification for Sonichu's copyright in addition to a terms of use for CWCipedia.
September 9 - To stifle copyright-claims by Evan, the creator of Simonchu, Chris uploads his account of the origins of Simonla Rosechu, including a previously unreleased rough version of Simonla.
September 9 - Chris' resume surfaces onto the Internet, including background of his tenure at Wendy's and Cutco.
September 10 - Chris posts a video, in which he calls a person wanting an interview a troll, then goes on to suck up to the same person.
October 3 - Chris updates his featured quote on CWCkipedia stating that he remains vigilant in stopping all impostors of his comics and that CWCkipedia is the OFFICIAL source for Sonichu information.
Chris declares his Pedophillic lust for Meg from Family Guy.
October 8 - Chris comments on a Family Guy video (see image on right), showing how creepy he can be.
October 10 - Chris uploads a new video, saying that there are new pages for Sonichu 9 on the way, and that if he were gay, would he be having sex with 3 women?
October 11 - Chris uploads a new video in which he challenges Gregg Mays to a showdown.
November 1 - Chris uploads a video where he flexes like a fucktard. He also sports a new haircut.
November 1 - Chris uploads a video insulting the victims of 9/11 in an attempt to get back to Clyde Cash.
November 1 - Chris uploads a video threatening Clyde with a never-ending string of fail-lustre blackmail attempts.
November 2 - Chris uploads a lame apology for his offensive 9/11 joke.
November 2 - Chris uploads some more pages from Sonichu 9 to CWCkipedia, introducing "Chloe Rosechu" and "Blaze Bob Sonichu" (named after Robert Simmons V).
November 3 - Chris uploads a new video in which he talks about rescuing Kacey. He also uploads a video in which he plays an LBP level dedicated to rescuing her.
November 5 - Guy Fawkes Night: Chris uploads a video with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength, which he claims weight 50 pounds.
November 5 - In a new video, Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.
November 6 - In a new video, Chris declares his love for Kacey begs for china.
November 10 - Chris uploads a video in which he BAWWWWWWWs over Liquid's and Kacey's announced marriage.
November 10 - Audio recording of the conversation between Chris and Kacey's Dad is released to /cwc/ by Bryan Bash
November 11 - In the moments before their wedding Bryan Bash leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring both Kacey and Liquid.
November 12 - Chris uploads a video in which he shows the certificate of Sonichu's registration to the trolls that he proclaims as his "Red Letter Day".
November 19 - Chris' promise of a daily Sonichu page is finally broken, like we knew he would, and writes an odd Captain's Log Blog entry in CWCikipedia which he claims Vivian Gee is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
November 23 - Chris uploads two videos in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people" (Part Two).
November 23 - Chris whines to his CWCikipedia sysop about recent ads on his site that promote Mexicans and homosexuality.
November 23 - Chris writes a new Captain's Log Blog entry on CCikipedia, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
November 24 - Chris uploads a video version of his PowerPoint presentation, "The Sonichu Chronicles".
November 24 - Chris uploads two new pages, featuring the return of Darkbind and Bionic.
November 25 - Chris responds to about half the messages in Mailbag 3 on CWCikipedia, claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for Mailbag 4, and Mailbag 5.
November 25 - Chris updates his blog on CWCikipedia, primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
