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John Assanti
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Fatboygetdown aka Steven John Assanti aka MAN THE HARPOONS! aka Fatass is a 700 pound fat fucking whale who is known for being able to give GirlVinyl a run for her money at the annual State Fair contests for anything involving food and/or weight.
Fatass started his journey into the depths of the internets when he created his Youtube account Fatboygetdown[1].
After his first video was uploaded, the internet became rampant with disgust. And rightly so.
The video that started it all
Watch, as the hippo moves across the screen with such grace and beauty.
Since this video, Fatass has released multiple HILARIOUS videos in which he lip syncs to multiple popular songs.
Steven's plea for help
On March 18, 2010, Steven uploaded a video to, what we believe to be, his second channel. Apparently, Steven decided it was time to put the fork down and try to lose some of the lard he had acquired from years of being a lazy ass. So, he made a half-assed audition tape to be on The Biggest Loser.
In this video, the whale was fearless as he proclaimed that he was 600 pounds. Only to reveal months later, to the delight of trolls everywhere, that instead of losing weight, he had instead gained almost 100 pounds. This caused many lulz.
Steven blames his weight gain on the loss of his Grandfather, who died in 1996. Oh wait, no 1998. 'Scuse me. Steven goes on to explain how important his Grandfather was to him, even though he couldn't remember the year he fucking died, amiright? This video confirmed that all fatties of the world will blame everybody for their atrocious weight, but themselves. In the end, the video turned out to be a complete and utter fail, as he was rejected to be on Season 10. Rumor has it that the show's producers didn't even respond back to Steven in fear of him eating them as a point of displeasure with their decision. This rumor has yet to be confirmed.
Many things are unclear about Steven's life. Does he live alone? How often does he bathe? When was the last time he saw his penis? The world may never know. But what is certain, is that Steven is absolutely gay, and fat. Steven is most likely going to die within the next year. Assuming of course he isn't already dead from heart attack or stroke. We really don't care which one, as long as he's not stealing anymore candy from the neighborhood children on Halloween.
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