Bike Cuck

A shit tier web comic by the name of Owl Turd (we're not making this up) was busy churning out its usual taint of mundane mediocrity, back in November of 2017, when it managed to suddenly go viral as a result of infuriating the entire right side of the Internet. Now you might think, "How could some silly little poorly drawn web comic possibly piss off so many people?!" And the answer to that question would be... cowardly self-submission to the point of effectively creating an entirely new dimension of gutless prostration. We're talking a brand of self-inflicted impotence on a level that would make any sane thinking person start to question whether or not some human beings should even be allowed to walk upright and wear clothes, let alone be allowed to have the usual rights and responsibilities of a capable discerning adult.

The comic depicts a total fucking loser of a little girl playing pretend grown up who finds that their bike has been stolen and manages to repaint the crime as somehow serving a higher good by bringing a criminal joy at their own detriment and personal expense. Essentially the cuck equivalent of subjugated "sour grapes" the comic is disturbingly self-depreciating in a way that either implies illicit drug usage or a complete and total divorce from rational thinking.