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Black History Month
Black History Month is that time of the year when Liberal infected public schools ignore their standard curriculum of teaching important Jewish contributions to society like the atomic bomb, accounting, currency and Monotheism along with the noble White, Northern European contributions of freedom, The pocket watch, The jet engine, radio, the printing press and the Holocaust so they can give their black students a month where they are filled with lies, in the hopes that they may develop some pride in their race so they wont be so angry when they have to go home to a cold apartment and have grape Flavor-Aid and overly processed chicken nuggets for dinner. White students, on the other hand, are accused and assaulted with imaginary crimes in the hopes that they will believe that their ancestors' sins have been passed down to them along their DNA in the hopes that they will develop a proper case of White guilt that will always ensure the black-man a free ride from them.
Origins
Black History Month originally began as Black History Week, created by Black Historian Carter G. Woodsen and was held on the second week of February because the 12th was Abraham Lincon's birthyday and the 14th, Frederick Douglass'.
Since, at this time, Blacks in America had no information regarding their place of origin, Woodson's goal was to promote a homogeneous mixture of information and history from country's like Ethiopia, Nigeria, Chad etc. He also had the goal of teaching about black accomplishments, history and figures in the United States.
Woodson's motivation for creating Black History Week was he feared the extinction of the Black Man saying,
—Carter G. Woodson |
Put The Blame On Ohio
Sometime during the year of 1969, overly liberal, trustfund kiddies at Kent State University, yes that Kent State, were looking at the results of culturally biased IQ tests and felt that black children weren't capable of absorbing all the information being offered in a 5 day school week, nor was there enough time to convince children with lies about the inventivenous and creativity of Blacks by giving them credit for the inventions and accomplishments of whites or enough time to properly brainwash white students into feeling white guilt so they pushed for a Black History Month.
In the year of 1970 the first Black History Month was held in the state of Ohio and 6 years later in 1976, Republican President Gerald Ford officially recognised Black History Month after someone convinced him that he was signing for the Pizza And Beer that he had ordered.
Some criticism has followed President Ford's recognition and overall creation of a Black History Month saying, "Why isn't there a White History Month?". Some, such as those from Stormfront, feel the need to reply with their favored answer of, "Because there's way too many white accomplishments, inventions and greatness to fit into a single month."
Black Celebrities like Morgan Freeman have criticised the month saying, "Black History Month is a fraud and keeps children from realizing that Black History is also American History. By delegating Black History to a month of its own, so called open minded liberals are doing blacks no favors because they are doing what has always, historically, been down and seperating blacks into their own group rather than letting them be seen as equals by standing next to other races for comparrison. Where will Obama be taught 10 years from now? In American History or Black History Month?"
Criticism
—Zia Hassan |
—Liam Hogan |
—Jim Traficant |
Lies Told Every Black History Month
Myth #1: Your fat ass would have to take the stairs if Alexander Miles hadn't invented the elevator.
- Lie: The elevator has always been known through history in one form or another. It was Elisha Otis who invented the modern safety elevator. All Miles did was improve how the doors opened and closed.
Myth #2: A black American by the name of John Burr invented the lawn mower.
- Lie: Lawns were popular with the rich in England way before the idea of the green suburbia started to appear in America. It was an Englishman, Edward Beard Budding, that invented the lawn mower in 1830.
Myth #3: You have Frederick McKinley Jones to thank for the reason that you aren't sweating your ass off on a hot day because he invented the air conditioner.
- Lie: It was Willis Carrier, in 1902, who created the Air Conditioner. Jones, contributed to the air conditioner by making it smaller so military hospitals could store perishable supplies like blood.
Myth #4: A pioneering black doctor, Dr. Charles Drew, that specialized in blood was allowed to die in hospital after a car accident because racist doctors refused to give him WHITE BLOOD.
- Lie: This myth became popular because of the television show M*A*S*H. The truth is, Dr. Charles Drew was pretty much Dead On Arrival and nothing could be done for him. This has been confirmed by John Ford who was one of the passangers in Dr Charles Drew's car at the time of the accident.
Myth #5: You have a black man, George Washington Carver to thank for the Peanut Butter in your PBJ.
- Lie: Peanut Butter was invented in 1895 by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the same guy that invented your corn flakes.
Myth #6: George Washinton Carver started the whole green movement when he envisioned the diesel engine that could use bio-oils like peanut oil as fuel.
- Lie: The Diesel engine was invented by, surprise, Rudolf Diesel who originally envisioned his engine being powered by vegetable oils.
Myth #7: The cannon was invented in the 14th century by African Mercenaries, The Moors, who were hired by Muslims in the war that created the Ottoman Empire
- Lie: Historically, the first cannon was a hand cannon and was used by Soldiers serving the Song Dynasty in China sometime around the 12th century.
Myth #8: Africa's gratest contribution to the world is its invention of paper.
- Lie: We get our word for paper from the Egyptian word papyrus which is a writing material made from crushed plant fibers. Paper was invented by the Chinese.
Myth #9: Cleopatra, the one that fantards like to ship with Julius Ceaser and Mark Antony from Roman History was black.
- Lie; The Cleopatra they refer to was a member of the Ptolemaic Kingdom founded by Alexander the Great and was of Greek descent.
Myth #10: Blacks printed the first books and the oldest printed book is a Work from Alexandria, Egypt.
- Lie: The first printing of books started in China during the Tang Dynasty and the oldest printed book is a copy of the Diamond Sutra that was published during this period.
Myth #11: More blacks died in Vietnam than all of the whites put together.
- Lie: On Average, blacks made up around 14% of all the enlisted men who died in Vietnam with whites making up around 84%.
Myth #12 George R. Carruthers created the digital camera.
- Lie: The digital camera was actually invented by Steven Sasson while he was employed by Kodak. George R. Carruthers invented an "Image Converter" which detected electromagnetic radiation in short wavelengths. He also invented an ultraviolet camera, that used old fashioned style film made from acetate, that was used on the Apollo 16 Mission.
Black Pride
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Malia Obama caught smoking dope
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Inner-City blacks voting a white man out of office
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Little honkey bitch getting shown her place
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clean up, aisle 9
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Everyone says the Polish are dumb but this is right on the mark.
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Show me dem tits and gib me that crack ya gots up ya snatsch
See Also
- Africa
- African-Americans
- Barack Obama
- Black Men
- Black Supremacy
- Drugs
- NIGGER MANUAL
- Obamacare
- Racism
- Rap
- Senator Obama
- Slavery
- The Great Black Dick Hoax
- ULTRANIGGER
- WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT
- White Guilt
External Links
- Snopes Life without black people.
- NAACP Black History Month
- NAACP fires woman because she is white
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Featured article February 6 and 7, 2018 | ||
Preceded by Zaiger |
Black History Month | Succeeded by TBD |