Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 7, 2015

ParkourDude91

ParkourDude91 (Powerword: Jace W. Connors) is a 24 year old alcoholic balding Ex Navy Seal stoner, and future marine who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavor with handouts from viewers like you and welfare. He is the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former juggalos as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.

Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.

(( I WILL MURDER BRIANNA WU! ))

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