JessePajamas

Jesse P James is a failtroll and a sissy sonicfag. His internet infamy is spread among many several fandoms, but has never breached an audience higher than 100 people in each. Jesse has gone by many different aliases including Tsu/Tsunami/TidalTsun/Tsunalight, FireGoron/FireGXMighty/FireGXLOL/FireGurl (wut?), sonicsneakers, Malchi/Blacksmith/Althalos/Glace, Cornflower/Corn/CornyFlowerz, and finally Jesse James/Jesse P. James/JessePajamas. Holy fuck. Despite which internet username he has gone by, he has provided the simple peasants of the net nothing but irritance and misery. He's a sarcastic asshole for the sake of lulz and what's worse is that when people don't seem to find him funny, he gets SAD and starts whining all "woe is me, no one likes me." Basically no different than any other sonicfag or furry on the internet. Unlike your average 13 year old online, Jesse is overly obsessed with becoming famous and is willing to do almost anything to do so. This includes dancing in a bikini that he stole from his sister's bedroom on webcam in order to try and make people laugh. What the actual fuck, man.

What does he matter?

Jesse actually doesn't fucking matter at all. The fact that he even has a page on here gives him an ego boost as his one and only goal in life is to get famous and leave his mark on the world - although a much more worthy mark is the one a dog leaves on a fire hydrant. Jesse is the prime example of what not to do in order to get well known, or to be liked at all in any way, shape, or form. His countless, COUNTLESS efforts to spread his name across the universe is almost pathetic to those with weaker hearts, because all he does is fail, fail, fail at every last thing he does. Like a lot of furries, Jesse seems to be multitalented, although in reality he's just overly desperate to get famed for SOMETHING and is willing to seemingly take on any art form to do so. This includes art, music, comedy, modeling, voice acting, and even writing articles about himself or shit he's done online.

A Brief (I Promise) History

He first dawned his internet life on Chat Palace, taking on the name Tsu (a boy named Sue) where he never fit in with anyone. After years of crying in the corner and living with a wishful hope that he would someday make even a single friend, Jesse turned his attention playing Guitar Hero all alone in his room. In order to rid themselves of his presence, the folks on Chat Palace invited Jesse to check out Furcadia in which he then became a furry. All he did on Furc was hit on girls who weren't interested and have furry cybersex with Guy IRLs, thus proving that he's gay.

All changed when YouTube was finally released. Jesse's FLAWLESS scheme was to NOT be original and merely point out his make believe flaws in others. Of course none of these videos still exist since he got banned like 15 times for harassment and always came back wondering DURR HOWWW DO I KEEP GETTING BAAAAANNED??? One of these videos still remains, and it's one where he's DANCING IN A FUCKING BIKINI ON WEBCAM. Regardless of Jesse's true sexuality, he continued to pretend being straight by doing no other than making videos of Sonic character doing homosexual things with Speakonia voices, a video idea mind you, that he stole from another user. He also did something about Stupid Sonic Couples, but honestly it's shit nobody cares about.

Jesse for whatever reason then wanted to Voice Act. Being a Sonic fan this is no surprise, but what's best he is so sure of the fact that he voiced Marth in Brawl Taunts, trying his very best to do so in order to gain what little fame he might have from leeching onto other's work. He somehow tricked MugiMikey into being friends with him in order to ride off of his success to gain fame of his own, but this relationship ended sourly when Jesse became a drama queen over voice roles in a fucking One Piece Abridged dub that never even got made because it sucked. For this reason, Jesse then QUIT THE INTERNET and was MIA for almost a whole year. That one year was slightly better for everyone else in the world that Jesse harassed for no apparent reason.

Jesse rejoined YouTube as FireGXLOL. In the year away from the interwebs, Jesse put down Guitar Hero and picked up a real guitar, but only to not ever play it and instead make MIDI songs in which he pretended was him playing. These MIDI acoustic songs got kinda popular on his new channel and seemed to be his calling but in reality all he did was steal other MIDIs and change the instruments around, thus proving he's a talentless hack. He even returned to voice acting, but on his own and mostly all he did was make fun of other voice dubbers, once again returning to his asshole style of video originality. This acquired the attention of a dying veteran named Mardic who would eventually become Jesse's boyfriend.

Evan Nolan/Evan Esmeralda (wut?) or Mardic/Mardric/Mavric is an even more obsessed Sonic fanboy than Jesse, but unlike our wanna be famous internet emo, Mardic actually achieved fame on his own without being an asshole to other people. Evan often did dubs which were only slightly better than what we've seen from Spax3, but they were enough to grab him a few thousand subscribers. Seeing this, Jesse immediately begged Evan to be in his videos, which the whole time was just Jesse trying to make jokes and Evan thinking to himself "dear god, is this over yet?" As expected, Mardic's fans didn't take too kindly to Jesse now being in a slew of Mardic's videos and longed for the day the person they subscribed to would be the only person they came to the channel for.

Eventually Mardic caught on that his fans disliked Jesse so in order to keep his good name he suggested to Jesse that they make a new channel together. Jumping at the idea, Jesse quickly abandoned FireGXLULZ for Bounce Bracelet, which he literally made into pallet swap clone of Game Grumps, and made videos literally identical to theirs. In order to attract attention Jesse borned the marvelous idea of playing a pedophilia hentai game called Babysitting Cream in which you play as an adult Sonic and the goal of the game is to RAPE an underaged little girl. While Evan of course was skeptical of this, he felt bad for not doing it since he knew Jesse would just guilt trip him if he didn't, but Jesse on the other hand LOVED the game and couldn't stop playing it, making him also a pedofag now, too. After a year or so, Jesse and Evan decided Bounce Bracelet should go on the original Mardic channel and thus was born The Mardiculous Network.

The Mardiculous Network was the new named to give an excuse as to why Jesse was on the channel fulltime now. It's not just about Mardic, it also had Jesse! He's just.. not in the name, because he's not important. Jesse had a "show" every friday called FireGurl Fridays in which he tried so very hard to be funny, but didn't achieve it in any single video. Evan's response to this series was Mardic Mondays, which every video nearly quadrupled the views Jesse's videos had. Bounce Bracelet videos were also now on this channel, but just like before they were Jesse-centric videos with Mardic merely along for the ride to help the view count. Eventually Jesse began to notice that nothing he did would gain him any attention, so he QUIT YOUTUBE, hoping to generate a response of "nooooo =(" but naturally, no one watched his Goodbye video aside from the one commenter who merely said "ok bye"

Jesse is currently trying to start up new channels like "The Fable Fanatic," "The Blue Haired SSJ," and "Cornyflowerz Reident" in which he can't seem to really figure out what he's doing. Naturally none of these channels' videos have any views, but mostly because they offer nothing new, fresh or innovative for anyone to give a rats ass. He even briefly attempted to turn FireGXLOL (named Jesse James) into a DBZ commentary channel to clone Qaaman's style of videos and also appear in videos with him to ONCE AGAIN try and ride off of others' success. This of course failed and Jesse removed all traces aside from a video Qaaman uploaded in which Jesse makes up lies about Sonic in order for him to win in a fight against Goku.