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The Daily Stormer is the most infamous alt-right site on the internets, and currently one of the top 10,000 visited sites on the web. Imagine /pol/ with a quarter of what little brainpower those goons have, combined with the grammatical talents of a fifth grader and the illogical hatred and clownishness of a jugglao and this is the result. The Daily Stormer's goal is to rant about, troll, and archive any tomfoolery and drama perpetrated by whiny jews, leftist fags, feeble-minded minorities, etc; but in reality it is simply the rambloings of butthurt whiny right-wing feeble-minded fags. Unlike most neo-nazi sites, TDS isn't run by baby boomers (such as Stormfront) but is written exclusively to target the vulnerable demographic that is edgy teenage boys. They accomplish this through witty satire and troll/shock-humor that tries way too hard. Consider the Daily Stormer, in essence, a more racist and aggressive, less talented spiritual successor of the ED, 4chan and OG Anonymous culture(s)/era, corrupted by your racist reclusive uncle who shitposts on facebook daily.
The Daily Stormer was created by Andrew Anglin, a balding Irish-American manlet with a hard-on for jailbait underage Filipino aryan hotties, after jewish people kept inconveniencing him for trying to spread innocent hate speech of peace on other services, and as a successor to his original lame nazi site. Ironically, much of the Daily Stormer project was assisted by Jewish people, such as Andrew's lawyer. Daily Stormer was formed in 2013, but didn't become relevant until an infamous hate crime, which resulted in the deaths of several blacks. It was quickly discovered that the perpetrator was a frequent contributor and consumer to the blog, thus bringing in a lot of controversy and views. Later in the year, Donald Trump began the process of running for president, reeling in a year and a half of severe butthurt from leftist crybabies. Andrew was smart enough to take advantage of this shitstorm hurricane to further boost his blog, climbing to the absolute top to be one of the most infamous sites around- before getting b& by their domain hosting service and blacklisted from adsense programs.
Note how they officially state that any declarations, hints, or jokes of violence/murder or support thereof is an instant permaban, yet here they are 
supporting and idolizing the deadliest mass shooter in history. It's surprisingly common to see comments everywhere calling for the extermination of the entire African and Jewish races. Or just plain brutally beating up minorities to death in often cartoonish and unrealistic ways. Free speech? Of course. But very hypocritical and unethical, nonetheless. Also, a significant population of the community are legitimate threats to themselves or others, homosexual, non-white or any other "degenerates" the real nazis would've had whacked.
Background
Before the Daily Stormer's creation, Andrew had other websites, such as for conspiracy theories and other shit. By 2012, like many internet addicts, he began the process of getting redpilled, leading him down the rabbit hole to discovering that Hitler wasn't entirely 100% bad and that there's literally nothing wrong with the color of your skin (regardless of if you're white). Time went on and the world went further to shit, making extremism less sour and more sweet to people's minds- thus, the creation of his first dumb little Nazi-wannabe site, Total Fascism. Unfortunately, the articles were tl;dr and didn't appeal to retarded teenagers, so shortly after, he launched the Daily Stormer and significantly dumbed down the material to appeal to those with IQ's that dont penetrate the triple digit figure; a cohort which makes up the vast majority of the right wing, (especially the alt-right) the collective Andrew sought to attract and utilize for his chaotic schemes.
Article Format
Every Daily Stormer article ever:
[Introductionary paragraph, slur against (Variable A), sewn into being related to topic at hand
Weak Sentence
Longer Sentence, satirical.
(Variable B)
Several sentences separated from each other, discussing the subject of the topic; more slurs against (Variable A) and satire (that many of the dumber viewers never catch on to, such as the kike media who falls for the constant pranks)
(repeat sequence from "weak sentence" to "Several sentences")
[More pictures here]
(Variable C) if applicable
Closing statements in split-sentence format
[Probably another banepost pic]
Variables:
- A: Jews, Niggers, Media, Women, Betas, etc
- B: shoop relating to article, .gif of bane, random image,
- C: quotes from external article, with important information bolded, followed by insults heaped towards the news source if in contradiction against DS narrative
Headlines
The Daily Stormer is notable for its sheer amount of juvenile hyper-aggressive troll titles they give for their articles. Here's a sample of some of them:
- Watching Porn Crushes Your Soul and Turns You Into a Pussy
- Dumb Old Jew Bitch Barbara Boxer Introduces Bill to End Electoral College
- Mystery: Meningitis Outbreak in Faggots
- UK: Sick Terrorists Release Thousands of Cockroaches in Restaurant in Revenge for Deportations
- Thieving, Lying, Sleazy, Greasy Billionaire Jew Threatens British Member of Parliament
- Heather Heyer: Woman Killed in Road Rage Incident was a Fat, Childless 32-Year-Old Slut
Rising Popularity
The project became increasingly popular as the manlet churned out upwards towards 80 hours of shitposting. All that work and harassment paid off, as more and more people showed up for the party. By 2015, it was notable but not entirely mainstream yet. The Trump presidency and subsequent golden age for alt-right troll culture caused a skyrocket in viewership for the site. By 2017, TDS secured its place high up in the ratings, now becoming public enemy #1 for censorship before getting their domain registry raped on August 14th.
Raids / Happenings
Andrew Anglin managed to build a big ass community which he recruited into his troll army; his own to command, which he utilized to have some fun with (((specific individuals))). Often times, mentally ill idiots such as Dylann Roof, are found to have been lurkers or contributors to TDS, prompting old media retards to frame every DS user as a threat. However, your dad's TV isn't batshit insane for once, because a website designed specifically to blog about casually murdering or harassing people, kind of would have a chance to attract murderers. Who would've guessed? Here's some of the troll storms or other happenings relating to DS:
Whitefish Montana Assault
—A troll to Tanya Gersh, before consequences were never the same | ||
TL;DR the alt-right douchebag and CIA agent, Richard Spencer thought openly advocating for naziism would be met with fanfare. When jews showed up to screw with him and his family members, it was only a matter of time. One of the jews fucking with that guy's family was Tanya Gersh. She basically tried to make Richard's mom sell her property off. Daily Stormer trolls overreacted and went on a mass-harassment campaign, which to the surprise of noone, lead to a lawsuit being filed against Andrew. Thousands of gullible trolls conducted malicious bullshit against their targets- but since they're right-wing they were the only ones to face any actual legal or societal consequences for their actions. For months, the victims of the nazi troll army faced sexual abuse calls, death threats, loud nigra micspam, and other inconveniences.
Quickly, the events reached mainstream news, further fueling the popularity of the site, and summoning the whiny little goons at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which organized a lolsuit against Andrew Anglin, causing him to go into hiding at UkraineSulawesi Nigeria, where he currently resides in a top secret military compound. The leftists have used this incident, trying to attempt to set a new law in place criminalizing the act of what Andrew did, not seeing the irony in that they're doing it just as much as the other retarded side.
—Just a year after the troll storm, and most of the major internet services began to completely shut down free speech / new-right communities without warning or ethical reason. | ||
Unite The Right
TL;DR hundreds of alt-right tards (many from Daily Stormer) fell for a CIA honeypot. They met up IRL in Charlottesville, North Carolina for a protest against leftists trying to destroy confederate statues and monuments. They quickly clashed with local residents and antifags / marxist twats. The police lead the alt-right tards into the grasp of the antifa cocksuckers leading to incidents of mass violence. Several of the leaders of UTR were likely CIA shills such as Richard Spencer, trying to honeypot the UTR. The conspiracy / scheme worked out as several of the participants (right-wing only) got doxxed and disowned from family, friends or work- essentially ruining their lives, while the cocksucker communists got away scott free. The protests riots accumulated in an alt-right idiot running over a morbidly obese useless communist whore. This prompted the tech kikes to SHUT IT DOWN anything the alt-right communities use; such as discord servers, youtube channels, webhosting, bank accounts, etc. But hey, if the retard extremists of each side want to kill each other off and cleanse society of some of its ills, be our guest.
Unbeknownst to the alt-right, they walked directly into the (((trap))). (archive)
Dylann Roof
Dylann Roof was a severely broken young man and sperglord from the south who was sick and tired of the african menace and used his Glock to put those filthy fuckin' savages in the grave and get the voices out of his head. He read the Daily Stormer and possibly contributed to it, so leftists used this to make a strawman argument claiming every racist white guy was a strong potential for violence. Just like how reactionary morons wanted to frame Marilyn Manson or Eminem for Columbine (even though the shooters hated them.) Or how the alt-right itself blames everyone else for many holes which they've dug themselves into.
Joshua Goldberg
The most jewish person ever, who infiltrated their site (Alias Michael Slay) and wrote some articles for them, along with shilling for other nazi related projects. Unfortunately for him, his game was brought to a closure after he acted too much like he was out of Space Balls and was identified as Jewish. His contributions got whacked shortly after by Andrew. His terroristic and extremist antics caught up to him as well, and he got v& and sent to the loony bin. Some say he did it simply for the lulz.
Great Printer Hack of 2016
Our nigga weev promoted the Daily Stormer by hacking into every fucking internet-accessable printer in sight and forcing them to print out flyers that promoted the site in a first of its kind in trolling. A majority of the printers affected belonged to educational facilities, which are breeding grounds for butthurt millennial communist dolts who get offended over everything (irony much, alt-right?), bringing bonus points for the chaos it caused.
Alison Rapp Attack
Alison Rapp was a pedophile, feminist, and prostitute ass thot working for Nintendo. She was already infamous before DS got involved, but her whorish behavior and pro-pedophilia stances, and feminist bullshit pissed off thousands of nerds. Everyone in the overall scene were on board to attack this sick fuck pedophile monster and get her fired and away from reach of children. DS had a major role in the act of justice, from their troll storm. Eventually, all the messages and shilling overwhelmed Nintendo and they took a rare action of actually firing a woman for her bullshit politics. DS got the bulk of the blame by the leftist media, taking a load off everyone else's back. The filthy little liberal whore cried like the pedophile freak she is on twatter for weeks on end, whilst her beta vrigin white-knights tried to passionately stroke her asshole in a counter-clockwise motion in a futile attempt to get their dicks wet through the internet. In the end, this operation was a complete success, not only for Daily Stormer, but for the GamerGate betas and the amount of drama it produced will be potentially made into lore for your grandchildren to hear about before bedtime. And actual justice was done for once by the alt-right, as a certifiable pedophile was brought swift justice, regardless of who they were.
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Arizona Vandal
Some guy from the forums (anonymous) went around the Scottsdale / Mesa areas and vandalized shit, leaving antisemetic flyers, swastika vandalism and other juvenile pranks. This caused the local media and synagogues to cry about it.
- Couple returns from vacation to find anti-Semitic vandalism
- Anti-Semitic flyer distributed in Scottsdale neighborhood
- Anti-Semetic fliers circulating in Scottsdale
White Sharia
A recent meme and sub-movement created by Andrew, White Shariah is about hardcore white nationalism combined with patriarchy, in which the goal is to fully reduce women to nothing more than property, like our forefathers had figured out. Primarily because a majority of the alt-right aren't the chad jock types getting laid, so similar to how feminists hate on men because they can't score a great partner, MGTOWs in the alt-right (there are many) have become the male-equivalent to third wave feminism. However, the philosophy behind White Shariah isn't entirely retarded. This is mainly because every single time we let women have equal rights along with no responsibility or stigmas for foul behavior, a majority of them always become retarded toddlers who fuck everything up. Why do you think there was never a feminist civilization - or at least one that lasted more than like 5 seconds? As bad as it looks at surface value, most civilizations existed because they suppressed women's rights, sexuality and power to a reasonable extent along with enforcing hierarchy and order. This is the basic tenants of the ideology; but in essence, it is a result of genetically inferior men's frustrations that they cant score some of the roast beef for themselves.
However, Andrew's shilling for this meme caused a major split in his own community. This is because most white nationalists / neo-fascists / alt-right fags are usually beta male autists and still put pussy on a pedestal. Hence, when the redpill on women is dropped, most communities will sperg out over it and create a civil war, while their white knighting never gets their dicks wet. On the other side, as previously stated, are parasite singles who do not possess the strength, finance or beauty necessary to score.
SHUT IT DOWN
After the Daily Stormer and its affiliates helped in organizing an irl trollstorm (Unite The Right) that accumulated in the Battle of Charlottesville in August 2017 (in which people actually got killed) the media, in ecstasy over the stupidity of the alt-right for giving them a reason to shut down their shit, utilized the drama unfolding to begin the process of fully terminating the alt-right's internet presence. The Daily Stormer had their domain un-hosted by GoDaddy, and then by (((Google))) after they attempted to switch to them. But before it happened, Andrew Anglin framed the autist faggots still claiming to be Anonymous, and made it look like they hacked the Daily Stormer, as a smokescreen for what was really happening- and tricked the gullible and unprofessional American Media congregation into running along with the story.
The rally and subsequent shitstorm provided Daily Stormer with a fuckload of media coverage bringing in an Eternal September before they got whacked in which the number of FBI informants, CIA shills, newfags and leftist cocksuckers increased 10-fold. Unbeknown to the (((Old Media))) this coverage would only empower the Daily Stormer, and provide them with even more potential sympathizers.
Community
What would you expect from a neo-nazi community? Picture it in your mind for a moment. You probably weren't far off. A majority of the users are of average redneck stereotype combined with an admixture of nerdy trolls, with the occasional good guy greg who knows what they're talking about. But overall, it's mostly butthurt inversions of the SJW menace they despise and trolls who aren't funny if you're older than 15. Many of the members can be some of the most hypocritical motherfuckers in the world. The circlejerk in their scene posts that the collective is against pornography, masturbation, racial mixing, Rap music, marijuana, leftism of any sense, etc. And yet at least 30% of the active community partakes in at least 3 of the above any given month. For example:
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This user is a porn addict
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And this guy cant get his dick up
Gallery
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Live on FOX news
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the mainstream media reacts to their closure
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Andrew totally takes action against threats of violence on his forums. -
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Andrew's prank to frame anon posers
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Despite constant attempts to cut off any finance to him, Andrew was able to outmaneuver the jews and raked in a handsome sum of $ in the process from his minions.
See Also
External Links
- Daily Stormer Official Website (archive)
- Free Speech Assault: Encyclopedia Dramatica is Getting Sued Too! (archive) - Andrew tries to pull some of his membership to send $ our way, during our very own lolsuit. Thanks little buddeh
- RationalWiki
's take - Stormfront: Andrew Anglin is a fraud
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