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DangerDan

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I will be rich and beautiful one day
lol, internet tough guy.
You thought you had foreskin? WRONG!
It's written in the constitution!


DangerDan, aka Christopher Walken, is just a foot-in-mouth kind of guy. The Brainchild of Wattage's Cyndre MySpace Adventure. He posts everything online so that everyone knows just where to find him. He has a lot of faith in human nature. He is slightly retarded.

See also


The story

Warning!
Dangerdan beats up people he meets on the internets
  • Wattage uses Cyndre's myspace to send a love note to 16 year old girls who are "In a relationship"
  • Wattage gets threats back from their boyfriends or close friends - lol, a big net where you can find as much lol cows as you want.
  • Wattage sends threatening and lol messages to cyndre's myspace
  • Wattage sends threats on aim "DangerDan152: i just wanted you to know you can go to jail 2 years for trolling"
  • Wattage invites to irc, DANGEROUS DAN talks more shit
  • Wattage finds docs
  • DangerDan deletes his myspace
  • Wattage brings up his own myspace where his used to be (OWNED) LOL.LOL.
  • DangerDan calls police.
  • Police inform DangerDan that Noone cares about him.


<DangerDan152> [email protected] email
<DangerDan152> My mother's basement
<DangerDan152> 123 Retard Way
<DangerDan152> (315) XXX-XXXX
<DangerDan152> call it you pussy
<DangerDan152> go head
<DangerDan152> i fucken dare you
<DangerDan152> yea im not really into the technology thing its some automated response that people use to piss people off
<DangerDan152> i can call the fbi right now and take care of all of you guys for bothering me or you can just tell me why you do this and why your annoying me
<DangerDan152> my friends wont tell you anything about me
<DangerDan152> because they arent gonna give any stranger iformation on me
<DangerDan152> ALSO, look at this image you mother fucker!

Phone Call

(Broken, needs mirroring)

Myspace, AIM, IRC logz

Moar info: Dangerdan/Chat logs.


His Myspace Adventure

Much of DangerDan's new life consists of harassing 16 year old girls on MySpace. For more information, view Dangerdan/MySpace_Adventure.


The Much better Danger Dan!

The better DANGER DAN then the fag above is DANGER DAN from Viennagram. He and his band are from providence...



External Links


DangerDan
is part of a series on people
who have slept with Rubberduc
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