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Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks

Dickgirl, also known as a Trap, is a name lovingly given to women with penises. This is in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with pussies. Dickgirls are almost the same as chicks with dicks, but with a few differences, such as tit size.

Scientists believe that this is some weird ass shit

Dickgirls are so popular among Anonymous that they can be commonly found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ board along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, /fn/, etc. Dickgirl also goes by the name "Futanari," a name Japanese in origin that pertains primarily to animated or hand-drawn dickgirl pr0nz. This is commonly seen as one of the less offensive sexual fetishes the internet has to offer, being slightly less ghey than furfaggotry and a little more ghey than pretty much everything else. Dickgirls are preferred by fags that also like boobies. The controversy as to whether fapping to dickgirls is gay or not has gone on for at least 100 years, which is in part due to the fact that closet faggots have been well known to be the most adamant defenders of really ghey shit. Of course, some argue that those who fap to Dickgirls are bisexual. There are different variations of pr0nz in which dickgirls are featured, each with varying levels of faggotry.

Dickgirls IRL

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As hot as it gets

It's important to note that dickgirls are not actually girls as the name might suggest. IRL dickgirls are actually men with fake boobs and a very real (yet small) man cock (except in the case of this guy, his cock is huge). Experts suggest The only reason IRL dickgirls aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make to sound not gay. IRL dickgirls that are thought to be girls by unsuspecting victims that turn out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be are widely known as traps.

IRL Dickgirls:

"Regular" Dickgirls

Much like anything with "regular" in the title or description, regular ("cartoon") dickgirls are pretty meh. Regular dickgirls are all drawn by basement dwellers who suck too much at drawing animu style. This is done when they're not busy fapping to Naruto fanfiction or posting about how much they like it in the butt on their LiveJournal. This form of dickgirl is preferred by kids that don't want to do something gay like fap to hentai. There really isn't much left to say about it. The only thing gheyer than cartoon dickgirls are the people that google for it all day.

Futanari

Large Hardon Collider.
A retarded horny retard from DeviantART is even furry for My Little Pony futa.

Futanari (futa for short) is the primarily Japanese style of hentai where the participants have the physiques of women and the genitalia of a large farm animal. Unlike IRL dickgirls, most futanari girls are actually girls (originally) and obtained their gargantuan semen cannons through the work of magic or pseudoscience, which totally makes it ok to fap to. Some futa girls have a vagina in addition to an ungodly cock from hell, making them 32.33% (repeating, of course) ghey, which is just enough to make a straight man fap to it and regret it for the rest of his life. The daily life of a futa girl is just like normal girl's, as their hobbies by and large consist of FUCKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING (except for you). Due to the fact that there are missile silos smaller than some futa girls' dicks, it is widely believed that futa girls have no internal organs in order to make room for all the dick in the butt, and that the same magic that gave the girls their mammoth meat pillars is what keeps them alive and well. This was later disproved when some asshole made guro-futanari. Futa is for fags in denial, fucktards, losers, people with dick fetishes who claim to be straight and John McCain. In fact, if elected president, he is changing the flag to a picture of a dickgirl shitting dick nipples.

Futanari is a dangerous form of creepy hentai, as it is readily available for synergy with other fagtastic weeaboo fetishes such as pedophilia infantilism, scat, furfaggotry, BDSM, guro and countless other forms of fucked up shit that /b/ faps to.

NOTE TO ALL WEEBOOS

It has recently come to light that all Azn women have penises whether they have vaginae or not . This coupled with the fact that azn men look a lot like girls means that all of Asia is in fact a trap. Historical Document 1

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